A morbidly obese homosexual male that complains all the time and pretends to be white even though he has a black mother and a rich Jewish father.
"Hey Troggy! Who's that making all of that racket?" "Oh hey what's up Fashy! Lol, it's just that ninner seething again. He nevereven got 11.4 million views or any luxury food. Sucks for him bro!"
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"