Shaun's definitions

mother in law

A source of never ending pain and misery.

Who thought up this law?

by Shaun August 21, 2003

absofuckinlutley

Something that you are definitely certain on and there is no way it is a mistake

Thinking a girl is mega fit!

by Shaun March 14, 2003

dreiers

An Oxfordshire slang term. Used by both chav's and townies. Refers to a homosexual who likes little boys, i.e. one who likes little children specifically of the same sex. Usually used in extreme insult due to ageing effect of most insults.

Dreiers. You fucking Dreiers.

by Shaun December 26, 2004

caniption

A restrained hissy fit

When she found out her car had been stolen, she had an absolute caniption.

by Shaun November 5, 2004

plapps

boobs, mammaries, breasts, titties

She bared her plapps and pubes

by Shaun February 11, 2004

10,000 Hands

Continually slapping an unsuspecting victim in the back(usually in between the shoulder blades)in a motion that is similar to a drumroll.

Guy:I can't beleive that asshole slapped me in the back continually like that!!!
Dude:You just got 10,000 hands you stupid pile of shit corn!!! hahaha

by Shaun March 13, 2004

Ainsy

God like creature

The ainsy killed everybody in the village

by Shaun November 29, 2003