Shane's definitions

Kc Concepcion

K to the C

Wow... your the prettiest women in the world, kahit taga hollywood pa walang tatalo sa ganda mo. You are the best policy. You will be my crush forever...

by Shane November 26, 2003

shit itch

Used to describe anything that is very annoying.

That really makes my Shit Itch!

by Shane November 7, 2003

fuck buddy

a girl/guy you went out with but you really didn't have a connection with but the sex was so good that you fuck em from time to time

samantha calls up her fuck buddy john because she is horny

by shane September 3, 2004

gifflegup

A stank, vile substance left over from gay sexual intercourse. It is usually sticky, and contains, of course, male ejaculate, fecies, and saliva. It is usually found in pubic areas around the genitals and anus. It can be viscous, or runny. If left to dry, it is impossible to get out of pubic hair easily.

Jason went to the bathroom after having sex to clean the gifflegup from his pubic hair. His lover, Joe, also had to clean gifflegup from his anus.

by Shane December 28, 2003

tunnel-cunt

Woman with or a womans vagina that has been stretched in internal diameter and depth, from activities as single and double fist fucking and or the insertion of very large objects, such as bottles, large dildos etc.

I love your tunnel cunt. I love to fuck your tunnel cunt.

by Shane November 28, 2003

mellet

karl mellan. add the words MELLAN and MULLET together. et voila- MELLET! haha! mellet you fucking fag. away and fuck some guy.

my GOD mellet is gay!

by shane March 23, 2004

wastermankel

Someone that uses the toilet and uses up all the toilet paper but does not replace it when they leave.

That wastermankel made me unable to clean my buttox.

by Shane August 3, 2004