Shane's definitions

vale fans

fucking annoying jealous bastards who tend to grief the pride of the potteries with stupid little pathetic insults.

"fucking vale bastards"

by shane May 14, 2003

Tranky

A young woman between the teens and twenty's who dresses slutty. A cross between "trashy" and "stanky" = tranky.
A gal who shows camel toe, wears low cut jeans that hug the butt, shows her belly button and wears too much make-up in a suggestive way. The way she acts is also a consideration.

Joe was busy checking out the girls at the mall when this cute little twenty something stolled by trolling for stank. He gazed at her camel toe and mooseknuckle and said "Damn, she's tranky".

by Shane December 29, 2003

secure

1. To fasten, or hold down

2. To protect

1. I like my hands secured to the bed durring sex

2. Secure the fort!

by shane February 13, 2004

made

To be inducted into an organized crime family, with all rights and priveleges thereof.

Pauly is a made man, nobody can touch him without the boss's ok.

by Shane May 22, 2003

Hermans

the German race
{from the movie SNATCH}

"Why have you got that gun Tommy, are zee Hermans coming?"

by shane March 31, 2005

gear whore

Originated with fly fishermen who have to have every cool,expensive piece of gear there is. Now broadly applies to anyone who has to have the all the cool, expensive gear associated with their hobby of choice.

That guy with all the ski equipment is a real gear whore.

by shane December 3, 2004

Indoor Sledding

To please a woman with your hand, mainly by inserting it somehow into the vagina itself.

Oh shit I love it when you go indoor sledding.

by shane November 13, 2003