Shane's definitions

whirlybird

An archaic synonym for helicopter, generally not used after the 1960's.

Did you know in one of the first issues, Spider-man calls a helicopter a whirlybird?

by Shane January 7, 2005

cock diesel

A man of extreme muscular strength and sexiness.

Andy Vahamaa is a cock diesel.

by shane January 1, 2005

bilal

Bilal is the name of the first Muslim African to go and spread the word of Allah and the Koran to Africa

Bilal was a good man.

by Shane December 11, 2004

scoche

A girl from Irvin who likes to have sex with one guy in one day, and then when he goes off to work, she fucks every living thing with a cock. Including all her boyfriends friends.

Colleen is such a scoche, I swear she humped on all my friends after smoking my pole two hours earlier.

by shane December 10, 2004

Sideways Sloppy-Joe

Analogous to the vagina--may be used in the context of an extremely loose (sloppy) vagina.

With all the cock that girl swallows, it's no wonder she's got a sideways sloppy-joe.

by Shane December 9, 2004

gear whore

Originated with fly fishermen who have to have every cool,expensive piece of gear there is. Now broadly applies to anyone who has to have the all the cool, expensive gear associated with their hobby of choice.

That guy with all the ski equipment is a real gear whore.

by shane December 3, 2004

nessie

n. when you take a dump that is so long that it sticks out of the water.

After eating that bowl of oatmeal, I feel like I could lay a nessie.

by shane November 30, 2004