Shane's definitions

nessie

n. when you take a dump that is so long that it sticks out of the water.

After eating that bowl of oatmeal, I feel like I could lay a nessie.

by shane November 30, 2004

Indoor Sledding

To please a woman with your hand, mainly by inserting it somehow into the vagina itself.

Oh shit I love it when you go indoor sledding.

by shane November 13, 2003

Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long.

Ha ha look at his wide, short chode!

by Shane June 19, 2004

Just Give'r

go balls to the wall, don't stop rocking.

when in doubt just give'r

by Shane December 20, 2002

secure

1. To fasten, or hold down

2. To protect

1. I like my hands secured to the bed durring sex

2. Secure the fort!

by shane February 13, 2004

Tranky

A young woman between the teens and twenty's who dresses slutty. A cross between "trashy" and "stanky" = tranky.
A gal who shows camel toe, wears low cut jeans that hug the butt, shows her belly button and wears too much make-up in a suggestive way. The way she acts is also a consideration.

Joe was busy checking out the girls at the mall when this cute little twenty something stolled by trolling for stank. He gazed at her camel toe and mooseknuckle and said "Damn, she's tranky".

by Shane December 29, 2003

vale fans

fucking annoying jealous bastards who tend to grief the pride of the potteries with stupid little pathetic insults.

"fucking vale bastards"

by shane May 14, 2003