Shane's definitions

Squawk box

Something random to yell to fill in a space, or a creature shaped like a box with wings and a beak.

-what should we put here?
-squawk box!

by Shane February 22, 2005

wuther

a substitution for a profane or comical expression

"grace is such a wuther head"
"what the wuther"
etc.

by Shane March 13, 2005

Nickelback

Fuckin awesome rock band from Canada that puts on one hell of a show and offers a variety of musical styles while continuing to rock hard on every album. Singer/Guitarist, Chad Kroeger, offers a new style of singing with his deep, raspy voice in comparsion to the ever-popular bitch-and-moan-winey-high pitched-emo voice seen in today's punk/emo.

"Dude, did you hear a lot of people hate Nickelback?"
"Yeah, man, fuck them, they can go play with themselves with their Ashlee Simspon records."

by Shane August 31, 2005

Tranky

A young woman between the teens and twenty's who dresses slutty. A cross between "trashy" and "stanky" = tranky.
A gal who shows camel toe, wears low cut jeans that hug the butt, shows her belly button and wears too much make-up in a suggestive way. The way she acts is also a consideration.

Joe was busy checking out the girls at the mall when this cute little twenty something stolled by trolling for stank. He gazed at her camel toe and mooseknuckle and said "Damn, she's tranky".

by Shane December 29, 2003

secure

1. To fasten, or hold down

2. To protect

1. I like my hands secured to the bed durring sex

2. Secure the fort!

by shane February 13, 2004

Outdoor Sledding

Same as Indoor Sledding except that the woman keeps her pants on.

Outdoor Sledding satisfied her alright.

by shane November 13, 2003

vale fans

fucking annoying jealous bastards who tend to grief the pride of the potteries with stupid little pathetic insults.

"fucking vale bastards"

by shane May 14, 2003