QuacksO's definitions

ackgnawledgement

What beavers would like to be given for their wood-chomping abilities.

If I see a tree cut off flat, I know dat it was da work of a human, but if I see a pointy-ended stump, then I give full ackgnawledgement to our flat-tailed water-dweller friends.

by QuacksO August 27, 2024

reallahty

What Muslims claim their religion is; they assert dat all other belief-systems are fantasy.

Achmed da Dead Terrorist is always bellyaching about how wrong da philosophies of all of da "infidels" in his audience are as opposed to his own beliefs, but da reallahty of it is dat he's been taught to handle/settle all problems with violence and intolerance, so dat doesn't seem any better.

by QuacksO May 25, 2022

neightion

A commonwealth of horses.

I wonder if Mr. Ed would make a good leader of a neightion?

by QuacksO January 28, 2023

kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked

Refers to all da weight-lifting exercise dat you'll hafta perform if you habitually chow down on chips and other fattening crap.

As a total chips-'n'-donuts junkie, Homer Simpson could conceivably be viewed as a prime "kettlebell vs. kettle-cooked" candidate, although I would seriously question whether his ponderous flabby bulk and squishy muscles could ever even begin to perform any strenuous exercise regimen!

by QuacksO April 28, 2022

environmental exscreamist

Someone who not only cares a lot about clean air and water, but is loudly vocal about it.

Big Biz has a very powerful voice itself, so you need to be an environmental exscreamist if you want your opposing view to be heard.

by QuacksO June 11, 2023

orange mcfarlanade

A sickly-saccharine-sweet soft drink that produces a severe blood-sugar spike and makes you irritably-arrogant and hyperly-uncooperative like da hot-tempered and mean-spirited John McFarlane of Iran-Contra infamy.

Between the oliver oil, orange mcfarlanade, and poindextrose, it's little wonder that the Iran-Contra Affair was such a "recipe for disaster".

by QuacksO October 14, 2018

sandwich-snooze

Refers to da off-da-scale-delightful action of two mushy-hearted guys savoringly "sandwiching" a hot chick between them in bed, and then all of them contentedly falling asleep for a while.

Sharing a sandwich-snooze is indeed super-pleasurable for all three individuals involved; extra points, of course, if da three of ya sleep together completely naked so dat not only can everyone enjoy warm-skin-to-skin snugglez, but it also allows any or all of said drowsily-joyful slumberers to pleasure his/her thirsting hands (or other body parts, as well, depending on "how far you-all wanna go" with that) on one or both of da other two bedfellows' delectable flesh at any point during said group sleepytime-canoodle.

by QuacksO February 26, 2025