by QuacksO September 28, 2018
Get the fasciastmug. Describes someone who saves big bucks on his food bill by actively taking advantage of any and all opportunities to gluttonously cram his cheeks for free, such as at community gatherings, church suppers, birthday parties, backyard barbecues, etc.
If someone is able to be self-stufficient on a daily basis, he may seldom have to shop at the supermarket, since one or more humongous feasting-sessions per day may always be enough to tide him over till the next culinary-freeloading opportunity presents itself.
by QuacksO October 20, 2019
Get the self-stufficientmug. A recurring date which marks the day of the year that a lady met her future husband due to his having done welding for her.
Celebrating a welding anniversary is often a very satisfyingly-pleasant experience just in itself, of course, but it can also serve to further "weld" the bond that the couple feels for each other.
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
Get the welding anniversarymug. The highly-illegal practice of secretly burying or disposing of a corpse without having said cadaver examined by the proper authority-figures.
Zheeesh... I guess it's no wonder there are so many malpractice-suits and doctors going to jail over botched coronery bypasses --- not properly reporting/processing a deceased human is a decidedly "serious crime" that you can do some "serious time" for!
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
Get the coronery bypassmug. Refers to two or more items and/or activities that relax you when partaken of at the same time. Examples could include listening to soothing music and sipping a cool drink, stretching out on a chaise lounge in the back yard and petting your cat/dog beside you, going for a stroll and taking nature-photos, etc.
I find da companionship of friendly gentle-natured females to be da most effective way to unwind, so da best calmbinations for me are either to sit between two sweet-faced damsels and hold hands wif both of dem at da same time, or to have a sweet-smiling barefoot cutie place her pretty soles against my chest, and then hold her hands.
by QuacksO June 25, 2020
Get the calmbinationmug. by QuacksO October 23, 2023
Get the cycleonemug. Da logical rexplanation for why all da neighborhood dogs started barking at once was dat they saw a cat strolling through da area.
by QuacksO March 11, 2021
Get the rexplanationmug.