QuacksO's definitions
Da generally-accepted-and-adhered-to set of rules and stipulations regarding either da famous "merry old soul" monarch, or crunchy garden-produce like broccoli, cabbage, and cauliflower.
When da nursery-rhyme-mentioned leader "called for his bowl", I wonder if it was a vessel of steaming boiled dinner wif da traditional green or purple layered-leaved veggie-chunks cooked in with it? Dat would be "double protocole".
by QuacksO February 28, 2024
Get the protocolemug. An observer and/or participant in an intercourse session --- often the "second" guy/girl in a threesome --- who is tasked with promptly tucking the dude's randomly-swaying woodie back into the chick's love-tunnel whenever it accidentally pops out from his having unintentionally withdrawn it a bit too far prior to his next thrust; this relieves the lovers from irritating pauses in their steamy copulating to semi-blindly fumble back there themselves and re-insert the errant schlong each time.
Finding a willing re-insertion assistant is usually quite easy --- often, you simply need to approach a random passerby and offer him/her a "standard" reward for his/her help: agree to allow the person "a turn of his/her own" with the opposite-gender intercourse-partner afterwards (or at least a post-session hand-job/blowjob from the gal if it's a male assistant), let the person play with the balls and butt-cheeks of the copulating duo for a few moments after each occasion during the "hot 'n' heavy" when his services are required, and/or maybe allow him to give one or both partners a full-body massage --- extra points if you both also give him a nice soothing rub-down in return, of course --- after the session is over.
by QuacksO June 17, 2018
Get the re-insertion assistantmug. Be wary if your significant other requests your company while going to explore a chapel; he may actually have an alterior motive --- i.e., he hopes to have da two of you get hitched once you're inside da room wif him.
by QuacksO May 31, 2023
Get the alterior motivemug. Someone who uses fortune-telling cards to frighten people and/or extort money, cooperation, or other desirables from them.
by QuacksO June 25, 2021
Get the tarotristmug. A verbose member of a recreational-paddlers group who refuses to just "shut up and enjoy da sounds of nature".
One would do well to verbally interview each prospective member of a whitewater-adventure expedition prior to signing them on, to lessen da chance of having any kayackers in said group!
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
Get the kayackermug. A hexpert can also mean someone who is really good at using standard-cinfigured bolts and nuts, but perhaps knows little about square-headed fasteners.
by QuacksO July 23, 2019
Get the hexpertmug. 1. What you'd get if a peccary had a fourth-base peckadillo wif a hedgehog.
2. Derogatory term for a government-funds squanderer who always "bristles" when asked where all da money went.
2. Derogatory term for a government-funds squanderer who always "bristles" when asked where all da money went.
Da American military budget is larger than most of da other government budgets combined, yet da common enlisted man is struggling financially, so it would appear dat there are a lot of porkupines in da higher ranks!
by QuacksO March 29, 2022
Get the porkupinemug.