QuacksO's definitions

Garfunkel Says

A kiddie game whereby you get credit if you always remember to NOT comply with a request if "Garfunkel says" is uttered beforehand.

I love playing "Garfunkel Says" wif da neighborhood kids, but da problem is dat I often have trouble remembering if da action-requester actually said "da magic words" or not, and so I tend to get GarFLUNKeled a lot during said uproarious game. :P

by QuacksO December 6, 2020

bodettiquette

Da customary courtesy of leaving da light on when appropriate.

Checking to see if anyone is still in a room before snapping off da illumination-switch is basic bodettiquette.

by QuacksO July 11, 2025

Crusoefy

To majorly lampoon someone who claims to have experienced a long-term fight-for-survival experience.

Ethan Couch claimed to have suffered long-term "affluenza", but all dat his listeners did was to publicly Crusoefy him, since said affliction does not truly cause one any pain, distress, deprivation, etc.

by QuacksO June 25, 2023

friends with benefoots

Used to describe a warm-hearted acquaintance who allows you access to his "soles and cute ten" anytime you wish. Ideal for someone with a foot-fetish and frequent feelings of loneliness/depression, since giving a good friend a foot-rub can work wonders to cheer the person up (well, of course, it can often work both ways, also).

Being on a "friends with benefoots" relationship with someone is the perfect "happy medium" when you crave "closeness" with the other person, but at the same time you are trying to avoid doing anything that could likely cause concern to the person's family or other friends.

by QuacksO March 19, 2019

swoopervisor

Someone who keeps an eye on how birds perform fancy aerial acrobatics.

Da term "swoopervisor" could also refer to a diligently-watchful activities-monitor who keeps a keen eye out for potential mishaps, and then "swoops in and saves da day" before much if any harm/distress befalls da individuals under his care.

by QuacksO December 22, 2022

boredomline personality disorder

A supposedly-unavoidable mental/emotional condition wherein the "sufferer" cannot speak civilly, remain calm, or otherwise conduct himself in a reasonable/socially-responsible manner unless he is being constantly entertained or excited. Usually there is in fact nothing whatsoever truly wrong with the cranky person's mind, and thus his "illness" merely stems from a petulant selfish mindset that probably resulted from his being pampered and spoiled rotten as a child.

Teenage delinquent: Things are gettin' a little boring around the 'hood --- let's incite a riot!
Responsible teenager: Sorry, pal... I ain't gonna jeopardize my 100% clean criminal record just to temporarily satisfy your boredomline personality disorder!

by QuacksO September 3, 2013

Barryland Islands

A group of volcanic specks in da Atlantic Ocean, located off da southern tip of South America, and named after da other major artist who draws da "Phantom" cartoons.

If Lee Falk had da Falkland Islands named after him, how near to dem are da Barryland Islands? I cannot locate dem on Google Maps.

by QuacksO November 19, 2021