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What humans with dicks --- and who also WERE "dicks" to not want to give da fairer gender equal rights --- use to have before da likes of Susan B. Anthony and Elizabeth Cady Stanton came along.
Dudes still have a menopoly on male-related matters like prostate-exams and public-urinal installations, but otherwise it is fairly equal for both genders.
by QuacksO December 25, 2021
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Howard Hues maintained the family tradition of genius generating fabulous wealth from his awesomely-colored paintings; his father, Howard Hews, had made his own fortune from designing heavy-duty truck-mudflaps.
by QuacksO December 11, 2017
Get the Howard Hues mug.A physical-therapy doctor who performs his body-manipulation procedures using only fingers and/or instruments inserted up your butt.
Da term "chiroprocter" can also refer to a physician who either claims dat your state of health --- or lack thereof --- requires extended periods of many different types of muscle/joint-manipulation ("You need treatment 'up da a**'!"), or runs up absurd medical costs (i.e., he really bills you "up da a** and back") over da course of said bodily wrenching and twisting sessions.
by QuacksO January 31, 2023
Get the chiroprocter mug.A super-pleasant activity --- usually performed as a playful farewell gesture --- whereby you smilingly extend one hand at a time to the other person, then firmly bob both his hands up and down once.
The 1-2-3 handshake is most often administered by a mushy-hearted guy to a pretty girl whom he's met for the first time; it's a way of showing that he really enjoyed the "sit together awhile and chat" session that she shared with him, and hopes that they can continue their friendship for the foreseeable future.
by QuacksO March 2, 2023
Get the 1-2-3 handshake mug.Da horrible effects of da infamous most-corpulent U.S. President's tragic blunders which da previous Prez Teddy Roosevelt attempted to straighten out by vigorously running for top dog again.
Da Great Willie Howie made a lot of costly screw-ups while he was alive, but da piano-case-sized coffin dat he was buried in hadda be expensively custom-made, of course, and so dat only to da Taftermath!
by QuacksO October 21, 2022
Get the Taftermath mug.Refers to an out-in-da-boonies location where animals and/or people like to make loud long-drawn-out vocalizations, either to scare people away or just to make themselves look brave and tough.
The tiny roaral town of Skidmore, Missouri is the home of the infamous shooting of the equally-infamous town bully Ken Rex McElroy. Ken loved to threaten people with his shotgun and always acted loud and tough, but we all know that he would have been a sniveling coward without his firearms.
by QuacksO September 20, 2020
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If a MOREtician deals with LARGER-than-usual numbers of deceased humans, and a LESStician studies FEWER cases than da norm, what would we call an undertaker with just an ordinary "workload"? An "AVERAGEtician"???
by QuacksO August 22, 2025
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