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A multi-seat public-transportation vehicle dat either really "inhales" da costly petrol, or employs one or more female attendants to give blowjobs to da male riders as an incentive/reward for their attending whatever boring/arduous function dat said coach is traveling to, such as a school, church, worksite, etc.
Using a suckubus to attract normally-unwilling-to-endure-drudgery guys is all well and good, but da problem is dat sufficiently-"loose" females who would actually be willing to administer said wet-dream pleasures might be in short supply, just as in da case of an erectory.
by QuacksO April 18, 2023
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bassets: How many fish ya caught (can also refer to how deep musical-notes ya can produce from yer audio system)
brassets: Da total number/amount of copper-alloy items dat ya possess
cassets: Da monetary holdings dat Silas Marner's friend Godfrey shared wif him to help wif Eppie's upbringing; could also refer to how many audio-tapes ya have
classets: Da students attending a particular grade in school
crassets: Da "reserve" of "non G-rated" remarks/actions dat ya are willing/able to perform
gassets: Da quantity of already-produced methane dat ya have "stockpiled" inside yer colon so dat ya can fart on demand
glassets: How many beakers, test tubes, bottles, goblets, etc., dat ya possess
grassets: Can refer to either how lush yer lawn is, or da quantity of cannabis dat ya presently have in yer "happy" stash
bassets: How many fish ya caught (can also refer to how deep musical-notes ya can produce from yer audio system)
brassets: Da total number/amount of copper-alloy items dat ya possess
cassets: Da monetary holdings dat Silas Marner's friend Godfrey shared wif him to help wif Eppie's upbringing; could also refer to how many audio-tapes ya have
classets: Da students attending a particular grade in school
crassets: Da "reserve" of "non G-rated" remarks/actions dat ya are willing/able to perform
gassets: Da quantity of already-produced methane dat ya have "stockpiled" inside yer colon so dat ya can fart on demand
glassets: How many beakers, test tubes, bottles, goblets, etc., dat ya possess
grassets: Can refer to either how lush yer lawn is, or da quantity of cannabis dat ya presently have in yer "happy" stash
Additional examples of "alphabetical assets" include:
lassets: Da names in yer "little black book"
massets: Can refer to either (1) da total volume of bulk dat ya possess, or da total amount dat a Catholic church has accumulated from passing da collection plate
passets: Monetary resources dat ya either had handed to ya or acquired by visiting dat big city in Texas (i.e., "Ell Passo")
sassets: Da number of "juss flippin' yer switchiz" wisecracks dat ya have "on standby" to good-naturedly tease someone
TASSets: How much of yer investment-portfolio is tied up in Russian-news-agency stocks
lassets: Da names in yer "little black book"
massets: Can refer to either (1) da total volume of bulk dat ya possess, or da total amount dat a Catholic church has accumulated from passing da collection plate
passets: Monetary resources dat ya either had handed to ya or acquired by visiting dat big city in Texas (i.e., "Ell Passo")
sassets: Da number of "juss flippin' yer switchiz" wisecracks dat ya have "on standby" to good-naturedly tease someone
TASSets: How much of yer investment-portfolio is tied up in Russian-news-agency stocks
by QuacksO October 28, 2025
Get the alphabetical assets mug.Harry Houdini was not overly optomystic regarding so-called spiritualists and mediums; in fact, he made it a side-business to debunk and expose a majority of them as da shameless frauds and humbugs dat they actually were.
by QuacksO April 22, 2025
Get the optomystic mug.Da "social no-so" act of planting quick casual kisses on da cheeks of random people. You might get away with it more in the Italian Quarter, though, since this is the traditional "modern Latin" way of greeting each other.
Though considered relatively minor in the eyes of Johnny Law, committing a peckadillo still carries a stiffer penalty than an "armadillo", since passing out uninhibited smooches is considered more violating of personal-boundaries than simply hugging everyone you meet.
by QuacksO January 5, 2020
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(1) a seaworthiness-inspector for sailboats, or
(2) someone who monitors da goings-on at a regatta.
(1) a seaworthiness-inspector for sailboats, or
(2) someone who monitors da goings-on at a regatta.
Da Mary Celeste might not have encountered its infamous abandonment if there had been better sloopervisors involved in da preparation and carrying out of said final journey!
by QuacksO December 22, 2022
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by QuacksO August 19, 2025
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If everyone "hoofs it" in Milwalkee, and barrels around on four wheels in Mildrivee, perhaps "Milrunnee" is kind of a "halfway" or "compromise" metropolis, in dat folks still travel on foot, but dey flit around a lot more rapidly.
by QuacksO November 20, 2022
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