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philossophy

Beliefs and mindsets regarding da concept of coming up short.
Al Gore may indeed have gotten cheated out of da Y2K presidential election, so I would seriously question da assorted derisive "Sore Loserman" philossophy-ramblings dat many people copiously voiced regarding said outspoken Democrat's less-than-delighted reactions to not winning.
by QuacksO March 28, 2022
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hipnosis

Da act of putting someone in a trance by having them view attractive upper-leg-joint areas on humans.
Many people are enraptured by da sight of people's posteriors, so if looking at the sides of their upper legs is actually what floats yer boat, then all da more power to ya --- I suppose dat hipnosis is indeed a healthier form of eye-candy therapy.
by QuacksO December 22, 2022
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Duncan Donuts

A medieval-Europe chain of fast-food joints that were founded by one of King Arthur's choicest knights.
Duncan Donuts mostly catered to fellow gladiators, but naturally, the "ladies' man" knights who ran the pubs were always only too happy to chivalrously serve hot coffee to damsels in distress, as well, whenever they made their shivering entrance on a chilly winter morning.
by QuacksO October 8, 2018
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behemouth

Am exceptionally large-statured human who either talks or eats a lot.
Many parents disgustedly/resentfully complain dat da their offspring's deadbeat lovers are nothing but indolent behemouths who merely bore everyone around them with their constant noisy rants and are absolute vacuums at da dinner-table.
by QuacksO May 23, 2020
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seanery

Waves and spray, duh... not much else to see where there's nothin' but salt water from one horizon to da other! :P
In Lewis Carrol's hilarious "Hunting Of The Snark" poem, da "only knew how to navigate by tinkling his bell" captain was using a "map of da ocean" which contained nuthin' but "seanery" (i.e., just showing open water over da whole of da chart --- "Other maps are such SHAPES with their ISLANDS and CAPES!"); it's true dat da crew loved it because it was super-easy for their dim-witted brains to understand, but said "perfect and absolute blank" chart wasn't much good as far as being usable to actually plan a course for the ship to follow.
by QuacksO February 19, 2024
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Oh, no, you don't --- nunna the ol' 'camel and Arab' routine!

What you disgustedly snort to someone who is selfishly trying to take up more than his share of available space, such as in a bed, on a couch, in a passenger's seat, etc.
When Chief Tecumseh was negotiating with General Harrison, he crowded Harrison toward the end of the bench they were sitting on. When Harrison made a "Oh, no, you don't --- nunna the ol' 'camel and Arab' routine!" type of protest, Tecumseh smiled knowingly and replied that he was trying to illustrate to General Harrison how his people felt about being pushed off their tribal lands by the English settlers.
by QuacksO April 3, 2021
mugGet the Oh, no, you don't --- nunna the ol' 'camel and Arab' routine!mug.

arithmia

Heart-palpitations dat occur due to being presented with a math lesson.
Claiming to have an arithmia may indeed get you out of algebra class, but your teacher will likely insist dat you go to da hospital for a checkup, and said experience might be even more traumatic and exhausting than struggling through da assigned equations!
by QuacksO June 19, 2024
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