QuacksO's definitions
It belongs in a museum!
Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".
by QuacksO December 1, 2023
Get the I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".mug. If a crane or other cargo-lifting machine is too tipsy when trying to raise a moderate load, da best addvice would be to attach more iron billets to its counterweight.
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
Get the addvicemug. A dumba** college student with a barely-passing grade whom a company hires extra-cheaply because he lacks the knowledge/experience to perform his job efficiently, and so he cannot pull a "standard" wage that a properly-qualified laborer could.
According to recent statistics, a majority of schoolteachers are undergraduates who were at the bottom 20% of their classes, both academically and socially. So think of it --- these snooty morons totally suck at even knowing or performing their given professions, and yet they have the job of TUTORING the rest of us! What kinda convoluted bu**s**t is THAT???
by QuacksO November 4, 2018
Get the undergraduatemug. Nobody wants to caddy for Tiger Irons, since all of his clubs are super-weighty metal-headed drivers --- no sissy wimpy "tree-fiber" drivers for HIM, thank you very much!
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
Get the Tiger Ironsmug. Tronald Dump's arrogantly crazy and nonsensical presidential actions surely had a major daftermath which we're still feeling today.
by QuacksO October 21, 2022
Get the daftermathmug. Stands for "Obsessive Conversation-Contribution Disorder". Refers to where someone feels an irresistible urge to join in on a discussion and "add his two cents" during a break in a conversation, even if the speakers are not addressing him and the topics in said conversation have nothing whatever to do with him.
Sometimes a person with apparent OCCD is merely feeling lonesome or "left out" a lot of the time; joining one or more social groups can often go a long way to alleviate these unhappy feelings and reduce the resulting symptoms.
by QuacksO October 20, 2018
Get the OCCDmug. Before you make a lackusation about someone, you should first not only examine his life to see if there might be legitimate/unavoidable reasons for his shortfall, but also take a serious gander at your OWN performance, strengths and weaknesses, etc., to see if you yourself could reasonably have managed significantly better than the dude you're dissatisfied with is doing.
by QuacksO May 17, 2022
Get the lackusationmug.