QuacksO's definitions

debtrimental

Causing a negative effect on one's financial solvency.

Kate Bradley should think twice anytime Uncle Joe suggests that she follow one of his crazy get-rich-quick schemes, since it is usually very debtrimental to the Shady Rest's bottom line.

by QuacksO March 20, 2019

mixed messages

Confusing texts dat you send to others while you're drunk off your a** from imbibing mixed drinks.

If someone is "out on da town" for a night of hitting all da pibs, it might be good to turn off your cell phone and/or disregard any texts from said imbiber till sometime da next day, since he'll likely be sending you mixed messages during that period.

by QuacksO March 21, 2019

Minisoda

Da central-northern U.S. state where small-size containers of non-alcoholic bubbly are bottled.

I hear that there are more branches of Belchers Anonymous in Minisoda than in any other state.

by QuacksO March 22, 2019

pearlloined letter

A "juicy" missive regarding da queen's alabaster-colored thighs, written to her by a secret lover and then stolen by the Chief Minister in order to blackmail her with it.

The local Prefect and his men had been searching for a long time for the pearlloined letter, yet the wise 'n' wily private detective C. Auguste Dupin was able to find it in just a few minutes by clever deductive reasoning and accurate assessment of the Minister's personality.

by QuacksO March 22, 2019

Anne Murray weather

Refers to where there are a few rain-sprinkles during an otherwise mild balmy day.

As it happens, I am actually all set in da romantic department, so da only reason dat it's "Raining In My Heart" is dat I was hoping to get some work done outdoors, but it's been Anne Murray weather off and on all morning!

by QuacksO March 23, 2019

ruelette wheel

A gaming-device which causes ya to sorely regret having started playing in da first place.

I always steer clear of any gambling-joints to begin with, but I sure as shootin' would never play da ruelette wheel!

by QuacksO March 23, 2019

Juss flippin' yer switchiz

Da humorous "addendum remark" dat ya write after texting a sarcastic/silly remark, to let your message's recipient know dat you were merely kidding around wif him.

Me: Zheeeesh... dat sure was some blizzard we had last night --- da trees and bushes are all covered wif snow!
You: I see dat --- well, it should perfect weather to put on a bathing suit and charge headlong into da underbrush!
Me: Iz you plumb-insane??? I'd get all cold and wet wif da fresh snow deluging down on my bare skin!!!
You: I knooooowwwwwww....!!! Juss flippin' yer switchiz, Dude... (wink, tongue-out emoticons)
Me: Smart-a**!! :P :P

by QuacksO March 23, 2019