QuacksO's definitions

dual-consent state

Every one of da "fabulous fifty" when it comes to whether a couple performs a bouncy-bouncy.

Whether or not da outraged/enraged "paw" of a swollen-tummied "little pumpkin" is aware dat (A) you and said "vulnerable virgin" had indeed both agreed to "take da plunge" --- literally! --- and (2) you live in a dual-consent state may not matter all dat much when da time comes for a shotgun wedding --- if you're lookin' dawn da business-end of a double-barreled scatter-blaster, it really doesn't matter whether or "not" you truly are willing to tie da "knot"!

by QuacksO February 12, 2026

duel-consent state

A U.S. territory where both parties hafta agree before a sword- or gun-based fight can take place.

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen seemed to forget (or at least didn't care) dat California --- like all American commonwealths --- was a"duel-consent state", and so he had no right to demand dat Marty --- er, Clint, rather --- participate in a "quick-draw" dispute-settlement. Being called "chicken" or "yellah" optional.

by QuacksO February 12, 2026

genieyes

Refers to either (1) a super-brainy-and-skillful denizen of a glass bottle or brass lighting-device who always agrees to whatever wish you ask of him, or (2) a similarly-smart human who is able to convince da smoke-cloud-like entity described in Example #1 to always be so agreeable --- it may not be quite so easy as da fairy tales have typically led you to believe, either, as da hilarious story about da middle-aged guy who asked da genie to create a bridge across da Pacific Ocean to Hawaii, but then was obliged to make another wish 'cuz da genie said dat building a bridge dat long would be too difficult.

You don't have to be a "genieyes" to get Aladdin's vaporous buddy to consent to carry out your wishes, since he is already obligated to obey anyone who possesses da magic lamp.

by QuacksO February 10, 2026

bullabunga

Da masculine equivalent of da Ninja Turtles' famous exclamation.

Whether you hear someone yell, "Cowabunga!", "bullabunga", horseabunga, or "sheepabunga", it all means "Wow!" or "Great!"

by QuacksO February 10, 2026

romants

A love-affair dat blossoms over a shared/mutual interest in six-legged sand-hill builders.

If a colony of wood-chewing insects had made Swiss cheese out of a single lady's prized lumber-creation, perhaps a skilled-carpenter bachelor who can neatly repair/replace said pulverized tree-fiber object might develop a "romants" wif said unmarried chick, since she'd be so grateful and admiring of said "hammer-handy" hunk!

by QuacksO February 9, 2026

Amelianaire

What Miss Bedelia would be if she'd been given a dollar for every occasion when she followed instructions literally instead of doing what had actually been wanted.

If I had a penny for every time an everyday mishap makes me laughingly think of Peggy Parish's famous housemaid character, I'd be an Amelianaire!

by QuacksO February 9, 2026

stairoids

Performance-enhancing substances dat permit faster “dashin’ up da steps” athletics.

Maybe if Laurel and Hardy had taken stairoids before attempting to “Heeeave…! Hohhhh…!” da ponderous piano-box from Vendome Street at da base of da hill all da way up to Descanso Drive at da top, they might have accomplished said task without so many absurd delays and setbacks. (Orrrrrrr they could have just initially used da ramp-street to simply clip-clop their delivery-wagon up there --- no muss, no fuss --- as da passing mail-carrier incredulously pointed out to them.)

by QuacksO February 3, 2026