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Definitions by QuacksO

pharaohcious

How the infamous Ramses II purportedly was regarding the treatment of his subject.
It has always really bothered me that the supposedly-loving God allowed that horrendously-brutal Egyptian ruler to be so incredibly pharaohcious.
pharaohcious by QuacksO June 20, 2026

pharaohmoans

Da assorted "throes of passion" vocalizations dat da ancient-Egyptian rulers emitted after their "laying down of pharaohmones" caused one or more horny ladies to follow said monarchs to their palaces and commence to "laying down with said pharaohs".
King Solomon wasn't da ruler of da "Pyramids of Giza" country, but given da thousands of "willing" women whom he always kept around him, he likely made lots of "pharaohmoans" of his own.
pharaohmoans by QuacksO June 20, 2026

Phewlitzer Prize

What dat infamous profusely-whizzpopping dude in da equally-notorious (and upROARIOUS!) "National Baked Bean Month" speech should have received for his exceptionally-satisfying verbal performance.
In da legendary --- and crudely-hilarious --- "Great Crepitation Contest of 1946" comedy recording, contestant Paul Boomer actually won da match by four points, but then he unexpectedly had a gastronomical "ooopsie" dat disqualified him from actually receiving da Phewlitzer Prize.
Phewlitzer Prize by QuacksO June 20, 2026

cowculation

A thoughtful chin-rubbing assessment of either milk-producing bovines, or how likely you'll be to "get da milk for free" from a "big girl" with huge "baby-sucklers".
"If my cowculations are correct", Doc Brown will not only win da heart of da lovely Clara Clayton, but he will also "score big wif her in da milking department", and they'll consequently have two handsome sons.
cowculation by QuacksO June 20, 2026

pheromoans

Da assorted "in da throes of passion" vocalizations dat pairs of living beings emit after following a trail of aromatic "come hither" bodily substances to locate each other for da purpose of partaking of said delightful union.
Pheromoans are all well and good, but you should consider whether one or more fellow members of your species might be nearby who are likely trying to work, read, relax, or otherwise perform activities for which they would prefer to be free of said noisy intonations. In these instances, da ordinary act of "getting a room" might not be sufficient; you might need to find a lodgings-establishment dat offers soundproof walls.
pheromoans by QuacksO June 20, 2026
Boldly unusual, at least for da time-period when whatever unorthodox event under discussion occurred. Many a profound intellectual enlightenment and history-changing social improvement has been spearheaded by some brave person's stepping forward and "showing da world how it's done".
Two classic/famous examples of oddacious behavior: (1) Robert Gibbon Johnson's eating a large quantity of supposedly-poisonous tomatoes in front of a large crowd to show everyone dat they were actually a delicious and safe vegetable, and (2) Martin Luther's marrying a nun.
oddacious by QuacksO June 20, 2026
Melted-down bauxite dat is so shiny dat it actually glows.
Certain brilliantly-glistening skyscrapers might appear to be made of alumenum, but it's usually just da buildings' glass windows dat are reflecting da sunlight.
alumenum by QuacksO June 20, 2026