Someone who utilizes the "reliable" bad-luck-causing syndrome of Murphy's Law by actually turning it his own benefit or that of his friends. Extra points if these other folks actually hire him for pay to "suffer on their behalf".
One excellent example of a Murphy's Law opportunist would be someone who hangs out his laundry to dry on an occasion when rain is desired.
by QuacksO August 11, 2019
My diet-specialist unexpectedly showed up at da community banquet I was attending, so I vamoussed in a big hurry before he could notice me.
by QuacksO August 15, 2024
Little kids should be taught to coins-savingly buy a small package of candy rather than just repeatedly purchasing individual "penny pieces", to familiarize them wif da concept of conserving funds and making their money go further by buying in bulk; this nurtures and prepares their minds for becoming innodollars when they grow up to be independently-living adults.
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
Describes a contract or statement regarding how "willing" a gal is, but one that is not worded in a clear and easy-to-understand way.
One should be super-cautious about believing casual promises of intimacy from random girls --- often these agreements are very elooseory.
by QuacksO December 30, 2019
Refers to an attractive female's “purchasing” of a mushy-hearted male's compliance/forgiveness/assistance/generosity by giving him a wheedling smile and batting her eyelashes. Often spoken about in a disgusted/sarcastic tone by a fellow male who was not present at the time of said “transaction”, and so he cannot really have any way of knowing for sure if HE HIMSELF might have been hopelessly “melted”, also, if he had been in his buddy's shoes. Daisy Duke is known to be something of an expert at this sort of thing, frequently using her beauty and charm to mellow the otherwise hard-nosed Hazzard County officials and get them to go easier on her two somewhat-reckless cousins.
Recently-arrived museum ticket agent: You mean to tell me that you let that giggle of girls in for FREE?!?!??? Are you outta yer mind, dude?!??
Starry-eyed ticket agent whom he is relieving: Oh, I couldn't help it... they gave me such warm sweet simpery smiles and flapped their long exquisite eyelashes at me in such an alluringly flirty manner that so I just couldn’t bear to charge them anything.
Recently-arrived museum ticket agent: Ahhhh... they pulled the ole' “flutterbuy routine” on you, did they??
Starry-eyed ticket agent whom he is relieving: Oh, I couldn't help it... they gave me such warm sweet simpery smiles and flapped their long exquisite eyelashes at me in such an alluringly flirty manner that so I just couldn’t bear to charge them anything.
Recently-arrived museum ticket agent: Ahhhh... they pulled the ole' “flutterbuy routine” on you, did they??
by QuacksO December 29, 2013
What you sneeringly snort to everyone watching while you super-precisely perform an ordinary task, check/measure something extra-carefully, salvage da last drops/flakes/globs of a semi-valuable product, etc.
Low-income-but-financially-solvent dude, speaking to an amused gal whose car he's changing da oil in, and letting each bottle of oil drain into da engine's filler-neck for ten minutes before tossing da bottle in da trash can: "Yeah, yeah, yeah --- obsessive compulsive... but you know how I hate to waste anything, plus of course, YOU'RE da one who's paying all da costs of this oil-change, so naturally I wanna be all da more conservative and efficient wif salvaging all of da $3.99-per-quart oil dat I can!"
by QuacksO February 24, 2023
Humorous phrase dat a guy utters to triumphantly/braggingly indicate his lack of difficulty in getting a buxom gal to let him play wif her boobs.
I first asked Tiffany if I could gently bury my face between her ample tits; once she allowed me to do dat and was feeling all warm and cuddly from my tender nuzzling, it was then totally "easy peasy melon squeezy" getting her to let me "put my hands where my face had been", especially since by then she was accustomed to having me make major physical contact wif her chest-pillowz.
by QuacksO April 01, 2021