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Someone who is attracted to a human of either gender if said human will purchase desired items for said someone.
I only choose friends who will still "stand by you if you're down and out". No materialistic "fair weather friend" buysexuals for me, thank you very much!
by QuacksO September 22, 2019
Get the buysexual mug.An eating-establishment where undercover cops hang out in the hopes of nabbing people who are on the run.
Dirty Harry was able to use the arrestaurant to catch his suspect; too bad the crook didn't think to count whether Harry had fired five shots or six; he didn't know the gun was empty when Harry told him, "Go ahead --- make my day!".
by QuacksO May 12, 2019
Get the arrestaurant mug.An ancient species of primitive man who habitually walked about with huge boners, and had just one thing on their minds.
The homo erectus species faded out of existence fairly quickly due to their inherent failure in finding very many willing females to procreate their species. And you can't exactly blame the ladies, really --- after all, how many gals would wanna even *get near* a hulking hairy dude with a disgustingly-obvious and perpetually rock-hard schlong, let alone spread their legs for him??? I mean, seriously --- a lascivious stud should at least take the time to get to know a human heifer a little bit first, rather than just giving her a huge eager stupid "Gimme s'mass, baby!" grin and attempting to jump her bones the moment he first sets eyes on her!
by QuacksO April 23, 2018
Get the homo erectus mug.Where a clothes-washing-service employee intentionally adds a really muddy/greasy garment or towel to your merely-lightly-soiled laundry, causing the entire load to not get sufficiently cleaned when washed the first time, and therefore "obliging" the worker to throw said wash back into the machine for another full laundering-cycle, which of course you end up getting charged for, and thus the establishment dishonestly makes extra money that way.
I always do my own wash at a self-service laundromat... I don't trust "professional" outfits that do it for you --- too many money-laundering establishments out there!
by QuacksO August 22, 2018
Get the money-laundering mug.When one of Jack Benny's script-writers told his colleague dat he was "thinking it over" regarding what Jack should say next in response to da episode's last-composed line, "Your money or your life", he'd had no idea what a funomenon of "solid gold" comedy-material he had just uttered.
by QuacksO January 13, 2025
Get the funomenon mug.Ordering Chinese takeout delivery is too costly nowadays, but it's fun to ramenisce about da good ol' days when da whole family could inexpensively "chow down wif da chopsticks".
by QuacksO January 6, 2023
Get the ramenisce mug.Many of da newer prop-twirlers --- regardless of who manufactures them --- are "Evinpolite" models because they utilize four-stroke systems dat are both less noisy and more efficient than two-stroke versions.
by QuacksO June 27, 2025
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