QuacksO's definitions

suspecs

Da eyewear dat you have reason to think may be da culprits.

Harold Lloyd didn't actually wear glasses in real life during his younger days (his famous round-rimmed "four eyes" were just empty frames), do da list of suspecs in a crime wouldn't likely include him.

by QuacksO January 27, 2022

predassessor

A pain-in-da-a** auditor from ancient times, prior to modern-day inspector-bureaucrats.

Da term "predassessor" could also sarcastically refer to da "wolf or jackal" mindset of an individual who checks/estimates da value of something taxable, in dat you feel like they're "preying on you" for every penny they can supposedly justify to squeeze out of you.

by QuacksO August 14, 2025

indigencetion

An illness of the stomach caused by excessive poverty.

Ethan lazin'-around-on-the-Couch should be inoculated with the indigencetion virus, so that his sorry ass can actually experience that legitimately-distressing condition as a "counter-malady" to his pathetic cry-baby "affluenza" excuse.

by QuacksO March 12, 2017

illicitration

A drawing or other explanatory creation dat either shows people how to commit "big no-no" actions, or demonstrates da rampant presence of such misbehavior.

Tronald Dump's current behavior is a glaring illicitration of how corrupt and senselessly-arrogant our government truly is.

by QuacksO April 25, 2025

deleied

Having yer departure from Hawaii unexpectedly postponed, prompting you to ask yer lovely brown-skinned Polynesian greeter-damsel attendant to temporarily remove da farewell-wreath of flowers from around yer neck for da time being, since you'll be staying in said rustling-palm-trees arena a bit longer.

Seeing as how "wahine swim and play, then dance the night away", as is mentioned in da popular "Waves Of Waikiki" song, performing lengthy intervals of graceful dignified sweeps 'n' sways are always on said beautiful suntanned ladies' minds, and so your being deleied at da sea-port not only could mean yer requesting yer cute Hawaiian-belle attendant to lift off da blossoms-wrap dat she'd just-recently draped you wif and hold it for safekeeping till you were ready to actually board yer mainland-bound vessel, but it might also call for an additional glass of Coca-loha to be smilingly brought to you by said gorgeous islander-native, if she'd want you to dance wif her to pass da time while you both were waiting for yer ship to be ready, and so you might need da extra caffeine to last you through da physical demands of said extended pairing.

by QuacksO May 8, 2025

no comparrison

What Skyler discovered regarding two wildly-differing conditions when he'd thought dat he was journeying to da "City of Light" ("I didn't know you could get there by BUS!"), but instead wound up at a marines-training camp.

"Perfessor" Cosmo Fishhawk's hapless nephew discovered dat there was absolutely "no comparrison" between his intended relaxed-'n'-idyllic French-capital destination and da tough-as-nails military establishment dat he mistakenly went to.

by QuacksO July 13, 2025

conspearacy

A covert collaboration of whalers, sealers, and other harpoon-wielding fur-and-oil-seeking hunters.

Even though whaling has been outlawed, there is still a conspearacy among hard-core blubber-hunters to secretly keep killing said endangered aquatic giants, anyway.

by QuacksO March 11, 2020