QuacksO's definitions

insinewrated

Da totally "burned up" feeling dat you get when someone else wins da "lean muscle" competition.

Try not to feel too jealous or insinewrated when a grotesquely-muscle-bound hunk wins da weight-lifting competition --- a lot of those "ripped" folks follow an exercise regimen and "special" diet dat would likely make you feel yucky and hungry all da time.

by QuacksO July 29, 2021

technical difficulties

Grumblingly- humorous term for when someone connivingly "picks apart" a particular statement or condition that would ordinarily prevent him from performing some greatly-desired-by-him action --- i.e., he follows the "word" of the stipulation but not the spirit, so that hopefully he can achieve his unwelcome-to-you goal, after all.

Examples of "technical difficulties" regarding a lustful stud would be: (1) if you said, "Don't put it between my legs", and so he went at it from behind, or (2) if you told him, "Hands off my boobs", and so he played with them using his face and/or feet instead.

by QuacksO November 24, 2021

Three consonants and a dozen vowels

A humorous way of saying you are exhausted; the word you'd be referring to would be, "Sleeeeeepeeeeee......". If you're more or less tired than that, simply adjust the number of vowels accordingly, such as "three consonants and eight vowels" for being "normally" weary, or "three consonants and TWENTY vowels" for being limply-plastered-on-da-bed zonked.

Weary girl, texting a pleasant-natured willing-to-help-anyone-out dude who's frequently assisted her in the past: Any chance you could come over and help me move this big heavy couch so that I can vacuum the floor underneath it?
Dude: Ummmm... three consonants and a dozen vowels.
Girl: "Sleeeeeepeeeeee"???
Dude: Sumpin' like dat... had a long day. Mebbe first --- yawwwwwn --- first thing tomorrow morning? Gimme a wake-up call when you're up and about?
Girl: Sounds good. And of course I'll need a shower after I finish all da dusty sweeping and vacuuming, so I'll let you take it with me, as an extra incentive and thank-you gesture for your help.
Dude: Nice. Will you also let me crawl in bed wif you after we towel off, and we can enjoy a nice long warm skin-to-skin cuddle-nap together?
Girl: Of course --- what better way to reward ya back, eh??

by QuacksO August 16, 2018

shuttlecock

A well-hung dude who is extremely "popular with the ladies", and so he is constantly dashing about in his local area to "service" the sex-starved members of the female citizenry.

Early-twenties stud with raging hormones: Dag-blast these critical old-school morality-blabbers --- why should I "settle down with one gal" when I can have fourth-base fun 24/7 as a shuttlecock?

by QuacksO August 29, 2017

Alca-Seltzer

Antacid tablets dat they give you while you're staying at Da Crossbar Hotel.

Stanley Goodspeed might have needed an Alca-Seltzer for humiliated stress if John Mason hadn't actually kept his word and appeared at da opened armored-steel door wif his famous, "Welcome to The ROCK!" quote.

by QuacksO November 14, 2024

Viewer discretion is advised

The modern-day version of the "ladies and children not admitted" pre-performance advisory-message used by The King and The Duke to lure a larger audience to come and see their pathetically-mediocre shenanigans.

Nobody will ever admit it officially/publicly, of course, but everyone secretly knows that posting da "Viewer discretion is advised" cliché actually has da exact opposite effect for most people --- it makes them all da miore fired up to watch said media! And then of course after it's all over, like as not da viewers bewilderedly glance at each other and say, "That's ALL?! They considered THAT to be too "mature" for younger folks?!?? Why, that wasn't even as bad as da stuff they show middle-school kind in da couyrse of their lessons on history, social studies, science, chemistry, and stuff! Zheeeeesh.... da producers musta given it that rating just to lure people to watch their insipid mundane crap!"

by QuacksO November 19, 2018

Father Dioreo

A famous (or infamous, depending on who you talk to) religious healer who used sandwich-cookies to improve da overall mood of his less-than-chipper followers.

Father Dioreo may indeed have caused his parishioners to feel better --- temporarily, at least --- after gleefully chowing down on da crunchy brown-and-white-layered confectionery TREATS dat he fed them, but in da end they would have actually been **worse** off than before they partook of said "TREATment": not only would da candy have likely done little or nothing to actually reduce da underlying cause of their suffering, but also they would probably have gained weight and gotten cavities in their teeth!

by QuacksO June 22, 2023