Definitions by QuacksO
su-u-u-u-uper-nicely
One should always be ultra-polite when asking for any favor, of course, but you should act especially humble and unassuming if your request involves anything other than "run-of-the-mill" stuff. Most people will usually understand that life is not always easy or convenient, and so if you ask su-u-u-u-uper-nicely (and of course, try to only request help/favors when you really need it), it is amazing what people may do/allow for you.
su-u-u-u-uper-nicely by QuacksO August 5, 2019
slumber party
Where several youngsters share a child's bedroom during his nap-time, to make said unwelcome sleep-period seem less boring and distressing. Similar to how a small group of neighborhood pre-teens will jog along wif a child who is having to do boring/arduous chores around da yard, so dat he feels less unhappy performing said drudgery.
Parents take note: if your child finds nap-time so torturously agonizing that he actually needs to hold an impromptu slumber party just to get through it, perhaps he doesn't even need the naps at his age, and so you should no longer insist on them.
slumber party by QuacksO August 5, 2019
generic greeting
Refers to da friendly wave, nod,. smile, etc. dat you courteously preform in response to a passing motorist/pedestrian who honks or calls hello to you, but you are unable to identify said greeter because the person has already moved too far away by the time you "get turned around" to see who it was.
A sportsman friend of mine experienced a classic case of "generic greeting" whenever he visited my area --- "The only thing I can figure is that I must have a vehicle that looks a lot like a local resident's, because everyone waves eagerly to me when I drive through town, and yet I don't really know anyone here. But heck, that's perfectly okay with me --- I dunno why they wave, but I just always wave back!"
generic greeting by QuacksO August 5, 2019
pokeher chips
Crunchy potato or corn wafers dat you soak in hormones-altering drugs prior to feeding them to an attractive gal whom you wanna "poke"; da theory is dat hopefully da sex-drive-enhancing substances in da chips will put said hottie more "in da mood" shortly after she chows down on said snacks, and thus she will be more willing to let you get in her pants.
I didn't need any pokeher chips when a stressed-out lady-friend came to visit me one summer evening, since she was already "rarin' to go" from da "get-go"... I'd initially tried to engage her in friendly conversation, but she said she really didn't feel like talking much at that time --- "I'm hot, hungry, and horny!" So I solved the first and last complaints quickly and easily (I simply took all her clothes off, laid her back on my bed and treated her to a major bouncy-bouncy, and then shared a nice long lukewarm shower with her afterwards), then gave her a nice big bowl of milk and leftover sandwiches to devour. I guess it worked... she cheered up considerably while she was chowing down, and eventually settled back on my bed and fell asleep --- with both of us still naked --- in my arms.
pokeher chips by QuacksO August 4, 2019
Why, when I was a boy...
Da often-largely-bu**s**t "you think THAT'S difficult/meager/boring?? You coddled soft-livin' young people of today haven't a bleepin' CLUE about how dull/tough/harsh things USED to be for the common person!" retort given by arrogant elders to try to brush off a whiny-but-often-perfectly reasonable/legitimate request/complaint/excuse proffered by someone "from da newer generation".
Before you go sagely wagging your finger and snorting, "Why, when I was a boy..." anytime a younger person whimpers/protests to you about something, you should first seriously consider whether whatever "way back when" condition that you are referring to was truly fair/wise/healthy, or if it was merely based on the "unenlightened" prejudiced/close-minded/stereotypical thinking, unawareness/disregard for basic health/safety concerns, etc. which was so tragically rampant "back in the good ol' days", such as toxic building-materials, leaded gasoline, racial hatred, disregard for the dangers of radioactivity, lack of tolerance/sympathy/allowances for physically and/or mentally-challenged citizens, etc. Maybe the "young whippersnapper" who is bringing his dissatisfaction to your attention does indeed have a valid point which stems from modern-day knowledge and progressive thinking --- again, just because YOU had to put up with all of that "insipid/hard/agonized-living" crap during your formative years does **not** arbitrarily mean that it was fair or safe or reasonable, and therefore you should not blindly use it as a justifying example of what said youngster should think/tolerate nowadays.
Why, when I was a boy... by QuacksO August 4, 2019
waiving goodbye
The act of not requiring someone to bid one or more other humans farewell if doing so would be too emotionally distressing. Or the uncomfortable person himself decides to just "sneak out early" before others are awake to observe his departure, so that he doesn't have to endure the whole "long tearful parting" crap that would otherwise be "socially mandatory" if the other folks knew he was leaving.
A prime example of "waiving goodbye" is related in the classic "origin of the yodel" joke: the traveler heads out "at first cock's crow" from the farmer's barn where he'd been sleeping overnight, so that there wouldn't be any embarrassing --- and possibly dangerous! --- explaining to do if the farmer's wife and/or daughter decided to do any joyful "crowing" of their own about the wonderful things that the traveler had performed with his own "cock" on them the previous evening when they had separately gone out to the barn to bring him food and wine for his supper.
waiving goodbye by QuacksO August 4, 2019
axecessory
Paul Bunyan enjoyed using all of his various wood-handling tools to supplement his huge "chopper-sledge", but Babe the Blue Ox was actually alive and thus provided him with companionship during his long boring days in the forest, and so she was his favorite axecessory.
axecessory by QuacksO August 3, 2019