Definitions by QuacksO
parapuns
Refers to either:
(1) Two "play on words" jokes.
(2) "Play on words" jokes involving words with da prefix "para", such as:
Parablasts: What Achmed caused by answering his cell phone while putting gasoline in his scooter AND having just filled a gas-can, as well
Parables: Two fertile male cattle
Parabolas: Two ropes-and-spheres weapons
Parabolics: Two screwed-up messes
Parachutes: What you can do with a loaded 12-gauge side-by-side or a thirty-aught-six over-'n'-under
Paracletes: Two sharp metal anti-slip protrusions
Paradiddles: Two people performing tedious/useless activity
Paradigms: Two small silver coins totaling twenty cents
Paradise: Two dotted-cube game-pieces
Paradors: Da free-swinging passage-flaps at a saloon-entrance
Parados: Two old-school computer-programs
Paradox: Two dudes in white lab-coats with stethoscopes
Paraffins: What a fish has at its tail
Paragenesis: Two reprints of da first chapter in da Good Book
Paragraphs: Two of da large pages from a politician's bu**s**t easel-presentation
Parakeets: Two selections from da famous Poet John
Paralegal: Two Fletcher Reedes
Parallax: Two overly-careless/casual people
Paralyze: What you'll get from asking a "paralegal" a question
Paramagnetic: What two cool dudes instantly are to two hot chicks whom they meet
Paramedics: Two emergency-response workers on an ambulance
Parameters: Two energy-measuring devices
Paramilitary: Two servicemen
Paramnesia: Two people who can't recall their names
(1) Two "play on words" jokes.
(2) "Play on words" jokes involving words with da prefix "para", such as:
Parablasts: What Achmed caused by answering his cell phone while putting gasoline in his scooter AND having just filled a gas-can, as well
Parables: Two fertile male cattle
Parabolas: Two ropes-and-spheres weapons
Parabolics: Two screwed-up messes
Parachutes: What you can do with a loaded 12-gauge side-by-side or a thirty-aught-six over-'n'-under
Paracletes: Two sharp metal anti-slip protrusions
Paradiddles: Two people performing tedious/useless activity
Paradigms: Two small silver coins totaling twenty cents
Paradise: Two dotted-cube game-pieces
Paradors: Da free-swinging passage-flaps at a saloon-entrance
Parados: Two old-school computer-programs
Paradox: Two dudes in white lab-coats with stethoscopes
Paraffins: What a fish has at its tail
Paragenesis: Two reprints of da first chapter in da Good Book
Paragraphs: Two of da large pages from a politician's bu**s**t easel-presentation
Parakeets: Two selections from da famous Poet John
Paralegal: Two Fletcher Reedes
Parallax: Two overly-careless/casual people
Paralyze: What you'll get from asking a "paralegal" a question
Paramagnetic: What two cool dudes instantly are to two hot chicks whom they meet
Paramedics: Two emergency-response workers on an ambulance
Parameters: Two energy-measuring devices
Paramilitary: Two servicemen
Paramnesia: Two people who can't recall their names
More examples of "parapuns" include:
Paramos: Da particular/specific behavior-patterns of two criminals
Paramorphs: Two "magically transforming or switching places" conjuring-acts
Paramounts: What a lust-crazed stud wants to do instead of "doing it" just one time
Paramours: Two grassy-marsh areas
Paranoid: What happens if you p**s off two people at da same time
Paranormal: What two loopies claim to be
Paranymphs: Two forest-fairies
Parapets: Two furry/feathered friends
Paraphrase: Two worn-out cliches
Paraprofessionals: Two expert/learned tradespeople
Parapsychology: Two aspects of how da mind works
Pararescue: Da saving of two living creatures in distress
Parasang: A duet vocal-performance
Parashah: Iran's worst nightmare --- M. R. Pahlavi alone was bad enough!
Parasites: Two locales
Parasols: Two spear-throwing hot-heads from ancient Israel
Parasympathetic: Feeling sorry for two people
Parasynapsis: A combined summary of two separate essays
Parasynthesis: Da creating of two different items, substances, ideas, etc.
Paratactics: Two strategies to reach a goal
Parataxis: Two different Yellow or Checkered passenger-vehicles
Parathyroids: Two organs dat affect body-heat in mammals
Paratroopers: Two "statey" cops
Paratyphoid: A sort of warm-weather equivalent of double-pneumonia --- i.e., a severe infection during non-winter months
Paravanes: Two aerofoils
Parawings: What a bird or bat has
Parazoans: Two geographical areas controlled by certain laws
Paramos: Da particular/specific behavior-patterns of two criminals
Paramorphs: Two "magically transforming or switching places" conjuring-acts
Paramounts: What a lust-crazed stud wants to do instead of "doing it" just one time
Paramours: Two grassy-marsh areas
Paranoid: What happens if you p**s off two people at da same time
Paranormal: What two loopies claim to be
Paranymphs: Two forest-fairies
Parapets: Two furry/feathered friends
Paraphrase: Two worn-out cliches
Paraprofessionals: Two expert/learned tradespeople
Parapsychology: Two aspects of how da mind works
Pararescue: Da saving of two living creatures in distress
Parasang: A duet vocal-performance
Parashah: Iran's worst nightmare --- M. R. Pahlavi alone was bad enough!
Parasites: Two locales
Parasols: Two spear-throwing hot-heads from ancient Israel
Parasympathetic: Feeling sorry for two people
Parasynapsis: A combined summary of two separate essays
Parasynthesis: Da creating of two different items, substances, ideas, etc.
Paratactics: Two strategies to reach a goal
Parataxis: Two different Yellow or Checkered passenger-vehicles
Parathyroids: Two organs dat affect body-heat in mammals
Paratroopers: Two "statey" cops
Paratyphoid: A sort of warm-weather equivalent of double-pneumonia --- i.e., a severe infection during non-winter months
Paravanes: Two aerofoils
Parawings: What a bird or bat has
Parazoans: Two geographical areas controlled by certain laws
Feliz Navimom
Small children are naturally less shy and more trusting around women than men (that's one reason that kindergarten and lower-grade schoolteachers are traditionally female), so having a visit from "Mother Christmas" during Feliz Navimom sounds like a good idea to me, since it would often create less fear and anxiety among da little ones than da "big jolly bearded guy in a huge red snowsuit" often does when he comes to deliver presents.
Feliz Navimom by QuacksO October 27, 2020
wave the fee
Can refer to several different scenarios:
1. Where a service-provider affably declines being paid by casually swishing his hand in a "never mind" or "no worries --- no charge" gesture.
2. Where a service-recipient arrogantly/contemptuously declines to pay for services rendered by flippantly swishing his hand in a "forget it" or "don't trouble me" gesture.
3. Where a service-requester attempts to entice/persuade someone to assist/accommodate him by eagerly/pleadingly swishing a wad of cash in said would-be provider's direction.
1. Where a service-provider affably declines being paid by casually swishing his hand in a "never mind" or "no worries --- no charge" gesture.
2. Where a service-recipient arrogantly/contemptuously declines to pay for services rendered by flippantly swishing his hand in a "forget it" or "don't trouble me" gesture.
3. Where a service-requester attempts to entice/persuade someone to assist/accommodate him by eagerly/pleadingly swishing a wad of cash in said would-be provider's direction.
Lustful-minded male bank teller: I'm a hopeless craver of lady-flesh, so I don't need any attractive female customer to beg me to give her a break on a service-charge --- all she has to do is show me her boobs or let me squeeze her butt, and I'll so totally "wave the fee" for her EVERY time.
wave the fee by QuacksO October 26, 2020
freequency
I understand dat even da cheapie-plastic drinking-cups cost da company something, but I still think dat "only one coffee-mug per customer per month" seems like too low a freequency to me.
freequency by QuacksO October 26, 2020
mislaid glasses dilemma
Refers to da humorously-annoying conundrum dat's frequently encountered by folks suffering from C.S.S. (i.e., Can't See S**t"), particularly those who also have poor short-term memory --- they set their glasses down someplace, but then they forget where they laid them, and they cannot see well enough without said corrective lenses to find them again.
Keeping a spare pair of glasses (like simple reading-specs from da dollar store) in a certain place at all times (and then promptly returning them to said location after using them in a "mislaid glasses dilemma" emergency, like a hidden set of house/car keys that you use whenever you've accidentally "locked yourself out") can get you out of the age-old "I need my glasses in order to see well enough to FIND my glasses!" problem... you will always know where in the house that your "rescue" glasses will be, so you can go and temporarily don them for clear vision till you find your "regular" glasses again, and then put the spare set back in their "for emergencies" location.
mislaid glasses dilemma by QuacksO October 26, 2020