Definitions by Pierced69

Dicklint

The small fibers that collect on the head of your penis when jacking off under a "fuzzy" blanket.

That blanket you gave me for Christmas gave me quite a bit of dicklint.

Dicklint by Pierced69 June 9, 2021

Flick Factor 

The brute force required to launch a properly rolled and seated booger from the thumb.

Is it just me or are boogers getting stickier? I've noticed a sharp increase in flick factor required to achieve release.

Flick Factor by Pierced69 April 21, 2021

Crock Pottin' 

When you slow down, set the emergency brake, turn on the hazards and slow cook that pussy til the meat falls off the bone.

I ended up crock pottin' my girl the other night because she tries to hurry me.

Crock Pottin' by Pierced69 November 18, 2019

Labii 

Both inner and outer pussy lips or labia spoken in plural form.

Two Octopus are Octopii this both sets of labia are labii.

Labii by Pierced69 November 18, 2019

Modified 5 Finger 

A variant of the Modified 5 Finger Knuckle Shuffle on your piss pump whereby you drop three fingers, increase drag on the remaining two and add a double tug on the end while masturbating.

The Modified 5 Finger is quite satisfying and much less prone to arthritis inflammation.

Modified 5 Finger by Pierced69 November 18, 2019

Egg Drop Soup 

When you keep a cup of hot tea on the night stand while fucking and hop off and cum in the cup making egg drop soup.

We made egg drop soup last night, our very own style of bukake.

Egg Drop Soup by Pierced69 November 18, 2019

Marty Feldman 

When you tighten your cock strap too tight and your nuts pop out like Marty Feldman's eyes.

My wife went Marty Feldman on me last night.

Marty Feldman by Pierced69 November 18, 2019