39 definitions by Pierced69

Modified 5 Finger

A variant of the Modified 5 Finger Knuckle Shuffle on your piss pump whereby you drop three fingers, increase drag on the remaining two and add a double tug on the end while masturbating.

The Modified 5 Finger is quite satisfying and much less prone to arthritis inflammation.

by Pierced69 November 19, 2019

Incognito

A state of thought or fantasy when you are experiencing cerebral sex via transference during which the person you are fantasizing with or about feels as if they are actually right there with you.

Last night my girlfriend who's away on business was incognito with me and it felt wonderful.

by Pierced69 August 9, 2022

Dignitary

A dignitary is someone, male or female, who performs sexual favors via projection of feelings in return for something. It happens in the mind fuck arena, basically no-contact cerebral sex.

I refuse to dignitary anyone out of respect.

by Pierced69 March 20, 2022

Speckled Ham

A womans asshole when viewed after a not so good wipe. It will be covered with flecks of shit, thus, speckled.

I was fucking her from behind and noticed she had a speckled ham!

by Pierced69 September 23, 2011

Dicklint

The small fibers that collect on the head of your penis when jacking off under a "fuzzy" blanket.

That blanket you gave me for Christmas gave me quite a bit of dicklint.

by Pierced69 June 9, 2021

Chloroparty

A chloroparty party or get together, with an exclusive guest list, where attendees experience Chloroform. Best advice before attending is don't be the first one through the door or you might be the first one to hit the floor.

I held on for 1 cloth full at the last chloroparty. I was thankful for the padded floor.

by Pierced69 March 7, 2022

Vaginal Floss

The tip of my tongue.

I used my vaginal floss on her last night.

by Pierced69 November 19, 2019