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A peculiar type of long, wet fart that can only made while engaged in the mutual joys of picking your nose and taking a huge dump. It makes you laugh hard--the ultimate multi-task.
I heard Steve's loud shtork through the bathroom walls and he laughed so hard that he fell off the bowl!
by Phuqit November 11, 2006
Get the Shtork mug.The "Oh,no!" lumps in a fart that you knew in advance that you shouldn't have risked, due to recent diarrhea.
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Get the Fartnuts mug.Squeezing and pinching at the same time while taking a huge dump to compress it so that it doesn't rip your asshole on the way out.
by Phuqit November 11, 2006
Get the Squinch mug.Someone who's such an inconsequential and annoying prick that their capability to be truly obnoxious is reduced to a microscopic level, because no one bothers to pay any attention to their comments.
by Phuqit October 17, 2010
Get the Nanodick mug.(Adj.) Someone who believes that any candidate with a vagina is a GREAT choice for office by mere virtue of her gender. These fools often can be heard expressing their profoundly idiotic bias by statements such as: "It's just TIME that we elect a woman President," or some other witticism, qualifying them solely due to their owning a vagina. Antonym of misogynistic.
Any libtard jagoff who will vote for Hillary Clinton despite all her unethical & criminal misbehavior is just a GYNOPHILIC idiot who is just voting for her gonads.
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Get the Gynophilic mug.A huge turd, comprising nearly the entire contents of the large intestine, that gets deposited in one piece and coils around the bowl a few times.
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