A lard wagon manufactured by Toyota, with the driver almost exclusively always being a soccer mom, a milf or a homosexual. Also known as Toyota Land Cruiser, though a common and clever form of minor vandalism will convert the "n" in "Land" to the letter "r" so that it says "Lard", as in "Toyota Lard Cruiser".
by PMax May 10, 2008
by PMax March 15, 2008
Mary had worn that red bra too many times and it got frayed. Eventually the underwire worked its way out and poked her in the boobs. She unwittingly stuck herself with a boob shank.
by PMax March 16, 2008
A basketball team in the American Basketball Association during its final year, 1975-1976, before the ABA merged with the NBA. The Spirits of St. Louis were one of the few teams (the Kentucky Colonels were another that did not join the NBA in that merger. Moses Malone was a star player for the Spirits of St. Louis.
by PMax February 24, 2008
1. John's place is a royal bakery. He has a ton of kind bud sitting around, and he is generous with it, he has many things to use for smoking it, he is generous with his pot and he is always sitting around smoking it. If you go to his pad you are guaranteed to get baked.
2. Pat: "What are you doing?"
Greg: "Bakery."
Pat: "What?"
Greg: "I'm in the middle of smoking a fatty."
2. Pat: "What are you doing?"
Greg: "Bakery."
Pat: "What?"
Greg: "I'm in the middle of smoking a fatty."
by PMax February 12, 2008
Chubby, chunky or fat, especially in regard to a female; describes a person who might be the target of a hogger or the subject of hogging. A plumper or BBW or fatty could be described as hoggy.
Drunk Guy: "Dude, I think I might try to hook up with that girl."
Sober Friend: "Are you sure you want to do that?"
Drunk Guy: "Dude, why not? She has big tits!"
Sober Friend: "Yeah, but she's pretty hoggy."
Drunk Guy: "You think so?"
Sober Friend: "Yes. Trust me. You're wearing beer goggles."
Sober Friend: "Are you sure you want to do that?"
Drunk Guy: "Dude, why not? She has big tits!"
Sober Friend: "Yeah, but she's pretty hoggy."
Drunk Guy: "You think so?"
Sober Friend: "Yes. Trust me. You're wearing beer goggles."
by PMax February 12, 2008
When someone in a car sits in the driveway or on the street and rudely honks their horn to signal someone to come out to them, instead of getting out of the car and going to the door to knock or ring the doorbell.
Cletus had to annoy all the neighbors by using the Tennessee doorbell to get Billy Bob to come get in his car. Why can't that fat hillbilly idiot get out of his car and knock like civilized people do?
by PMax March 11, 2008