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rocky top 

University of Tennessee FOOTBALL
1998 national champions
If you want the #1 gameday experience, in the #2 biggest stadium in the USA, featuring one of the best college football teams of all time, come to ROCKY TOP (this article written after a 30-28 victory over Florida September 19, 2004)
Wish that I was on ol' Rocky Top,
down in the Tennessee hills;
Ain't no smoggy smoke on Rocky Top;
Ain't no telephone bills;
Once I had a girl on Rocky Top;
Half bear, other half cat;
Wild as a mink, but sweet as soda pop,
I still dream about that;

Rocky Top, you'll always be
home sweet home to me;
Good ol' Rocky Top;
Rocky Top, Tennessee;
Rocky Top, Tennessee.

Once two strangers climbed ol' Rocky Top,
lookin' for a moonshine still;
Strangers ain't come down from Rocky Top;
Reckon they never will;
Corn won't grow at all on Rocky Top;
Dirt's too rocky by far;
That's why all the folks on Rocky Top
get their corn from a jar;

Rocky Top, you'll always be
home sweet home to me;
Good ol' Rocky Top;
Rocky Top, Tennessee;
Rocky Top, Tennessee.

I've had years of cramped-up city life
Trapped like a duck in a pen;
All I know is it's a pity life
Can't be simple again.

rocky top, you'll always be, home sweet home to me
good ol' rocky top, rocky top tennessee, rocky top tennessee!!!

whoooohohohohoooooooooooo

HELL YEAH! YEEE HAWWW LOOK OUT FOR THE VOLS!!! GOIN' ALL THE WAY BABY!
rocky top by staff September 18, 2004

Rocketophilia

Sexual attraction to rockets. Found most common in teenage degenerates who hide in their rooms, faint in Biology classes and bring axes into schools. If this disorder is identified, we recommend complete decombustion of this individual, to prevent further damage to others.
Fuck Greg. He has Rocketophilia. Let’s grab him by his rat tail and skin him alive, so he can’t harm our children.

Rocktopotomus 

Halk Octopus, half Hipopotomus, all Rock!!
this reclusive beast is said to be able to play the triple guitar owing to its many tentacles and protrusions. Many have lost not only thier lives but also thier very souls to this fearsome denizen of the shadows.
"I can't tell if I like that Rocktopotomus' hat or not."

"Man, I'd give my toenail clippins to be a Rocktopotomus!!"
Rocktopotomus by Pruu December 13, 2005

Rocky Top Rockslide 

When you ejaculate a kidney stone and it rolls down her chest slides down the torso.
I passed a kidney stone and busted one at the same time. I gave my girl a Rocky Top Rockslide.
Rocky Top Rockslide by Buttwipes October 14, 2020

Rocky Top 

The type of head you get from:
a) a girl at the University of Tennessee
b) any girl down in the Tennessee hills
Reckon that there were the best Rocky Top I’ve ever gotten
Rocky Top by Kansas0 October 17, 2022

Rocky Top Marketing Group 

Rocky Top Marketing Group has developed into one of the leading marketing firms outsourced by service-based Fortune 500 companies. Our overall sales approach is unique and innovative, allowing us to achieve a success rate unmatched by other marketing and advertising strategies. By enhancing brand loyalty, we bring our clients increased revenues and long-term success. This has afforded us explosive growth within a highly competitive industry.
Rocky Top Marketing Group, Inc. is in Knoxville, Tennessee.