Definitions by Olly J
Gunt
noun.- A combination of a Gut and a Cunt. A gunt manifests itself as a fat outcropping of flesh at the base of the lower torso (below the belly button but above the crotch).
In extreme cases the size of the gunt may make location of the genitals difficult to impossible.
For some reason individuals possessing a fat gunt often feel the need to excentuate their 'assets' by wearing tight leggings or tube tops.
In extreme cases the size of the gunt may make location of the genitals difficult to impossible.
For some reason individuals possessing a fat gunt often feel the need to excentuate their 'assets' by wearing tight leggings or tube tops.
Jo: "...walking back to her husband across the beach, her gunt flapping in the wind.."
Everyone: "Bwaahahaha.... GUNT!!"
Everyone: "Bwaahahaha.... GUNT!!"
roaching
v. to roach; the act of ripping and rolling up paper, card, or any other suitable material, to be utilized as a roach in a joint, spliff or hand-rolled cigarette.
The roach is a small rolled up piece of paper that is placed at the mouth end of the joint to provide separation from the smokeable contents of the joint so that, toward the end of the joint, the smoker's lips aren't burned. The roach also lends some structural support to the joint (the larger the joint, the larger the roach)
The roach is a small rolled up piece of paper that is placed at the mouth end of the joint to provide separation from the smokeable contents of the joint so that, toward the end of the joint, the smoker's lips aren't burned. The roach also lends some structural support to the joint (the larger the joint, the larger the roach)
guy1: "man, look at all the party flier's on my car! help me throw them away..."
guy2: "no way dude, save 'em. they'll come in handy for roaching later"
guy1: "werd..."
guy2: "no way dude, save 'em. they'll come in handy for roaching later"
guy1: "werd..."
dental plan, lisa needs braces
a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.
sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.
taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....
... dental plan, lisa needs braces
sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.
taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....
... dental plan, lisa needs braces
some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"
dental plan, lisa needs braces by Olly J July 8, 2005
sandruff
n. a hair condition similar to dandruff that is most frequently caught from visiting the beach. A.K.A. sand in the hair, sandy hair
when the going gets good
a phrase used to indicate that something with happen when <insert positive thing(s) here> begin to happen. The phrase says 1) that things are going to get better and 2) that is when the mentioned event or state of being will commence.
see also: the going is good good going and how's it going
see also: the going is good good going and how's it going
example 1:
guy: "do you think 3 people will be enough to run an entire company?"
boss: "it's enough to start with, we'll hire more when the going gets good"
example 2:
dude: "yo man, I heard you started dealin' again... you buy yerself a new TV set yet"
other dude: "nah man, I aint ballin yet, but you know i'll hook myself up when the going gets good, dig?"
dude: "werd"
guy: "do you think 3 people will be enough to run an entire company?"
boss: "it's enough to start with, we'll hire more when the going gets good"
example 2:
dude: "yo man, I heard you started dealin' again... you buy yerself a new TV set yet"
other dude: "nah man, I aint ballin yet, but you know i'll hook myself up when the going gets good, dig?"
dude: "werd"
when the going gets good by Olly J June 10, 2005
how's it going
1) A casual greeting used by an individual or group or individuals addressing an other individual (or group or individuals). Often used instead of or in conjunction with (following) word such as hello, hi or hey
It should be noted that this phrase is not only used in by english speakers of all nationalities and dialects but by speakers of many different languages across the globe
see que pasa and ca va
2) A question used to inquire about the status of an on-going process or event. In this interogative state the sentence carries a question mark.
see also: when the going gets good,
It should be noted that this phrase is not only used in by english speakers of all nationalities and dialects but by speakers of many different languages across the globe
see que pasa and ca va
2) A question used to inquire about the status of an on-going process or event. In this interogative state the sentence carries a question mark.
see also: when the going gets good,
1) dude: "hey how's it going bro!"
bro: "not bad dude, I havent seen you for time..."
2) dude: "s'up man, I heard you had some problems with your girl. how's it going? things getting better?"
man: "get bent..." *cries into his beer*
bro: "not bad dude, I havent seen you for time..."
2) dude: "s'up man, I heard you had some problems with your girl. how's it going? things getting better?"
man: "get bent..." *cries into his beer*
how's it going by Olly J June 10, 2005
que pasa
A phrase meaning what's up or how's it going in Spanish. Often used as a casual greeting between two or more friends.
see also: ca va, how's it going and what's up
see also: ca va, how's it going and what's up