Ollie's definitions

monnington

To mince around aimlessly, often with previously unseen bodily parts on full display (e.g. pubic wig, stretched scrotum, dangling penis, starfish)

Oh my God he's doing a monnington! I can see his tiny dong hanging below his hotpants!

by Ollie May 4, 2005

Your mum's yeast infection

Extension to the ubiquitous 'your mum' reposte.

Far more effective than it's primitive cousin, with no superior. The added dimension means that any further insult will sound unwitty.

"You fucking stink"
"Your mum fucking stinks"
"Your mum's yeast infection fucking stinks"

"I fucked your mum last night"
"I fucked your mum's yeast infection last night"

by Ollie December 29, 2005

pretendo

Weed, Marijuana, etc

Man did you get the Pretendo from bowzer? From the castle in Wahroonga?(phil)

by Ollie June 3, 2004

kink

One person got it right... the best damn bike company in the world!!!

That Kink Freebird is the best

That Kink Freebird is the best fuckin frame ever!

by ollie January 23, 2005

buckshee

often used by the army. meaning spare.

got any buckshee rounds

by ollie January 30, 2005

unrequited

someone you love or are infactuated with who does not feel the same way back.

james is my unrequited, he doesn't love me back.

by ollie March 3, 2004

s&m

another sweet ass bmx company!

the s&m black bike is super rad

by ollie January 23, 2005