monnington
To mince around aimlessly, often with previously unseen bodily parts on full display (e.g. pubic wig, stretched scrotum, dangling penis, starfish)
monnington by Ollie May 4, 2005
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moobington
moobington by somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend August 23, 2004
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mannyington
mannyington by Baeallday April 25, 2015
mannington
Peter: For fucks sake this pool table has a bad roll on it.
Steve: hey stop being a big girl and get on with it you mannington.
Peter: Argggg.. there isnt enough room to take a decent shot.
Steve: hey stop being a big girl and get on with it you mannington.
Peter: Argggg.. there isnt enough room to take a decent shot.
mannington by johnlbw July 7, 2010
mornington crescent
Fiendishly complex game popularised by
British radio show, "I´m Sorry I Haven´t Got A Clue". The game is based on moves
around the London Underground (Tube) map. The winner is the first to reach
Mornington Crescent.
British radio show, "I´m Sorry I Haven´t Got A Clue". The game is based on moves
around the London Underground (Tube) map. The winner is the first to reach
Mornington Crescent.
From the FAQ: "It is impossible to approach Mornington Crescent on a Direct Diagonal as a quick look at the tube map will show. (Unless you play Real Geography in which case a Direct Diagonal may well be possible, but not being a Real Geographist I wouldn't like to say)."
mornington crescent by English Boy December 6, 2004
mornington peninsula
A place consisting of many suburbs around port phillip bay, in Victoria. Starting at Portsea and ending at Mornington or Frankston.
Also known as 'The M.P'
Also known as 'The M.P'
mornington peninsula by Cook!e February 26, 2008
Gaylord Mongington
1. A man who wears a ring on the bus while trying to impress women who are sitting at least 3 rows behind him.
2.A kid who trys to draw attention to himself and get all the girls to love him because he is new to public school.
3.An absolute reject who can't understand the words." go away" when a woman mentions those words.
2.A kid who trys to draw attention to himself and get all the girls to love him because he is new to public school.
3.An absolute reject who can't understand the words." go away" when a woman mentions those words.
1.Ciaron: check out ma ring ladies
Jeremy:(sigh)
Jonathan: Shut up and sit down you GayLord Mongington.
2.Ciaron: shutup you bus wanker (casualy looks around to see if anyone is watching).
Jonathan:Silence Gaylord Mongington.
3. Jermey: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?
Lily: (sigh) no.
Jeremy: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?
Lily: (sigh) no
John:(whisper to person that is sitting next to him) Lord almighty what a gaylord Mongington.
Jeremy:(sigh)
Jonathan: Shut up and sit down you GayLord Mongington.
2.Ciaron: shutup you bus wanker (casualy looks around to see if anyone is watching).
Jonathan:Silence Gaylord Mongington.
3. Jermey: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?
Lily: (sigh) no.
Jeremy: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?
Lily: (sigh) no
John:(whisper to person that is sitting next to him) Lord almighty what a gaylord Mongington.
Gaylord Mongington by Killamanjaronation October 27, 2011
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