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monnington

To mince around aimlessly, often with previously unseen bodily parts on full display (e.g. pubic wig, stretched scrotum, dangling penis, starfish)
Oh my God he's doing a monnington! I can see his tiny dong hanging below his hotpants!
by Ollie May 4, 2005
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moobington

Pet-name for a fat teenage boy with large, swollen man boobs.
'Ey Moobington, go take a shower.
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mannyington

A sassy bouncy man who enjoys golf.
Mannyington is so bouncy.
I know
by Baeallday April 25, 2015
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mannington

Noun: A notorious and persistant moaner. Constant complaints at event the smallest of problems.
Peter: For fucks sake this pool table has a bad roll on it.

Steve: hey stop being a big girl and get on with it you mannington.

Peter: Argggg.. there isnt enough room to take a decent shot.
by johnlbw July 7, 2010
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mornington crescent

Fiendishly complex game popularised by
British radio show, "I´m Sorry I Haven´t Got A Clue". The game is based on moves
around the London Underground (Tube) map. The winner is the first to reach
Mornington Crescent.
From the FAQ: "It is impossible to approach Mornington Crescent on a Direct Diagonal as a quick look at the tube map will show. (Unless you play Real Geography in which case a Direct Diagonal may well be possible, but not being a Real Geographist I wouldn't like to say)."
by English Boy December 6, 2004
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mornington peninsula

A place consisting of many suburbs around port phillip bay, in Victoria. Starting at Portsea and ending at Mornington or Frankston.
Also known as 'The M.P'
Jono - Hey man what are you doing today?
Cookie - Just chilling down the mornington peninsula.
by Cook!e February 26, 2008
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Gaylord Mongington

1. A man who wears a ring on the bus while trying to impress women who are sitting at least 3 rows behind him.
2.A kid who trys to draw attention to himself and get all the girls to love him because he is new to public school.
3.An absolute reject who can't understand the words." go away" when a woman mentions those words.
1.Ciaron: check out ma ring ladies

Jeremy:(sigh)

Jonathan: Shut up and sit down you GayLord Mongington.
2.Ciaron: shutup you bus wanker (casualy looks around to see if anyone is watching).

Jonathan:Silence Gaylord Mongington.
3. Jermey: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?

Lily: (sigh) no.

Jeremy: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?

Lily: (sigh) no

John:(whisper to person that is sitting next to him) Lord almighty what a gaylord Mongington.
by Killamanjaronation October 27, 2011
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