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gush

V. To worship something excessively. To spout off verbally over how much you like something.
That Emo girl was gushing over how much she loves She Wants Revenge.
by Noir July 19, 2006
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Tastism

The act of denying or denigrating a people based on their native dietary habits.

A social system of cultural oppression, and hegemony, declaring a certain culture to be inferior because aesthetics....
The mean act of throwing shade at someone based on their taste in something obscure, specific, or antiquated.
Bob: I can't stand those filthy, goat-eating turds.
Jed: Wow, I must say I am dismayed by your tastism, good sir.

I don't rent to Paki's because they're always cooking that curry. It seeps into the walls.
Not all "Paki's" eat curry, she sort of whispered back--a hurricane of emotion welling up inside her. She had never met someone with such tastism. That's what he was, a tastist.

She hated how Barb was into Baroque Opera and plaid flannel schoolgirl skirts. Sadly, her tastism toward Barb knew no end. She would hate Barb even if she was into her own favorite band.
by Noir December 10, 2018
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Noirling

From the French Noir=black. Conjoined with the English ing=a bit of something. So a noirling is something that's a little black.

1. A "Gens de colour libre." Anything less than biracial. A Mulatto or an Octoroon would each qualify as noirlings.
2. An evil little black thing. Something that has been nuarled.
3. The earliest part of dusk. The first half of the gloaming.
1. Are the Island boys noirlings? why so hood?
2. I summoned several noirlings to bite him to death. Meanwhile, Greymalkin sits in his corner with a toy he's been noirling into.
3. there's a flashing green light that takes place in only a few places, but only at the end of the noirling.
by Noir April 1, 2023
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Luxy

Luxy is a combination of two words into a new meaning as spoken when either drunk or stoned. The words "Lucky" and "Luxurious". It has nothing to do with race, since Puffy could be just as Luxy as Paris Hilton (if not moreso, considering Puffy's luck, as opposed to Paris' merely being born into money). The term is currently most popular in gay circles and is usually used in rumor bitch sessions, which means it'll be mainstream within 6 months after being portrayed in any random, straight chic flick.
Speaker 1: Check out that girl driving that new Lotus.
Speaker 2: That luxy beeyotch was wearing a mink!
Speaker 1: ew, hold the fir, sir!
by Noir September 5, 2008
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Novelty Gently Caress

In forums, you can't use curse words, so some people say Gently Caress in the place of "fuck". i.e. we gently caressed all night. Therefore, a Novelty Gently Caress is a Novelty Fuck. When someone has sex with someone they normally wouldn't because that person offers something different, a novelty, such as having sex with an obese person, a paraplegic, or someone of different race (or maybe even gender).
I heard Sue and Ginger hooked up. Sue says it was a novelty gently caress, though.
by Noir July 25, 2009
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Twitter Troll

A Twitter addict whose main goal in life is to annoy everyone around them to get attention and views.
A social media abuser.
Our President is a Twitter Troll.
Watch her Twitter Troll the media like a pro.
by Noir March 23, 2017
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number whoring

The act of being goofy and stupid at the end of your performance in the hopes of getting more people to vote for you by calling your number at the end of a Reality TV program like So You Think You Can Dance, or American Idol.
I wanted to vote for Ethan, but he kept making these stupid O-faces during his number whoring routine. What a dork!
by Noir July 25, 2007
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