J town

Used by residents on the US side of the border. Popular term for Juarez, Mexico, the city directly across the border from El Paso, Texas.
High schooler: I'm goin to J town for Halloween cuz I can get my drink on there!
by Noir July 21, 2005
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Dopescapades

The Winter Olympics, where countries are banished for training their athletes via chemistry.
"Did you catch the Winter Olympics opening?"
"You mean the Dopescapades? Nah, not even remotely into it."

They need a new ice skating routine in the Dopescapades
one that pays homage to everyone suffering from opioid addiction.
by Noir February 11, 2018
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Twittered

A buzzing excitement that rises around anyone going viral, self-perpetuating itself until overexposure.
Getting a little too hyped up about something.
I graduated from college. I'm so twittered right now.

The Cash Me Outside girl is getting twittered about too much. She'll be an unknown again by next month.
by Noir March 16, 2017
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Coultered

To be tricked by a somewhat attractive tranny person into believing what you see is what you get. See Ann Coulter.
That hot chick on the dance floor totally Coultered me! Adam's Apple!!!
by Noir November 17, 2006
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noirled

When something has been chewed to the point where it loses color, or changes color entirely. A combination of noir and gnarled.
1. I noirled and tossed that stick of gum already. Can I have another?
2. His chew toy is all noirled. It used to look like a mouse. Now. .. it's just grody.
by Noir October 13, 2014
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sphincterized

Uptight, reserved, unable to let loose. The epitome of anal-retentive. Like a bag with a drawstring pulled tight.
Christy's sphincterized book bag contained three copies of poetry by T.S. Eliot.
by Noir August 19, 2005
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Krakrocracy

Government by the drug-addled and insane; the worst kind of people. Literally: A kakocracy along with additional hard drug abuse, leading to utter confusion and chaos on the part of everyone.
We officially passed into krakrocracy on the day Trump tweeted about his bugged tower in an attempt to sidetrack America from the true story: Russian Collusion. We officially passed into Krakrocracy when she put her feet up on the couch in the oval office. Hardly pro.
by Noir March 06, 2017
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