43 definitions by Noir
Boonk stole a bunch of donuts. Just walked behind the counter, grabbed a tray of donuts and walked out.
That sounds nignorant af, g.
yeah, but he gained a million followers.
Yeah, well he gained a night in jail, too.
Actually, he got let off with a warning.
That sounds nignorant af, g.
yeah, but he gained a million followers.
Yeah, well he gained a night in jail, too.
Actually, he got let off with a warning.
by Noir January 18, 2019
Government by the drug-addled and insane father of the family. When your Father is a violent alcoholic or drug addict and he rules over the family with an iron fist.
After the day dad railed an eighth, it was like he was at his coronation as head of the Metharcy.
When dad smacked me upside the head for being late, I realized I needed to be a better citizen of his Metharcy.
When dad smacked me upside the head for being late, I realized I needed to be a better citizen of his Metharcy.
by Noir March 6, 2017
To be tricked by a somewhat attractive tranny person into believing what you see is what you get. See Ann Coulter.
by Noir November 17, 2006
When something has been chewed to the point where it loses color, or changes color entirely. A combination of noir and gnarled.
1. I noirled and tossed that stick of gum already. Can I have another?
2. His chew toy is all noirled. It used to look like a mouse. Now. .. it's just grody.
2. His chew toy is all noirled. It used to look like a mouse. Now. .. it's just grody.
by Noir October 13, 2014
Uptight, reserved, unable to let loose. The epitome of anal-retentive. Like a bag with a drawstring pulled tight.
by Noir August 19, 2005
Government by the drug-addled and insane; the worst kind of people. Literally: A kakocracy along with additional hard drug abuse, leading to utter confusion and chaos on the part of everyone.
We officially passed into krakrocracy on the day Trump tweeted about his bugged tower in an attempt to sidetrack America from the true story: Russian Collusion. We officially passed into Krakrocracy when she put her feet up on the couch in the oval office. Hardly pro.
by Noir March 6, 2017
From the French Noir=black. Conjoined with the English ing=a bit of something. So a noirling is something that's a little black.
1. A "Gens de colour libre." Anything less than biracial. A Mulatto or an Octoroon would each qualify as noirlings.
2. An evil little black thing. Something that has been nuarled.
3. The earliest part of dusk. The first half of the gloaming.
1. A "Gens de colour libre." Anything less than biracial. A Mulatto or an Octoroon would each qualify as noirlings.
2. An evil little black thing. Something that has been nuarled.
3. The earliest part of dusk. The first half of the gloaming.
1. Are the Island boys noirlings? why so hood?
2. I summoned several noirlings to bite him to death. Meanwhile, Greymalkin sits in his corner with a toy he's been noirling into.
3. there's a flashing green light that takes place in only a few places, but only at the end of the noirling.
2. I summoned several noirlings to bite him to death. Meanwhile, Greymalkin sits in his corner with a toy he's been noirling into.
3. there's a flashing green light that takes place in only a few places, but only at the end of the noirling.
by Noir April 1, 2023