Government by the drug-addled and insane father of the family. When your Father is a violent alcoholic or drug addict and he rules over the family with an iron fist.
After the day dad railed an eighth, it was like he was at his coronation as head of the Metharcy.
When dad smacked me upside the head for being late, I realized I needed to be a better citizen of his Metharcy.
When dad smacked me upside the head for being late, I realized I needed to be a better citizen of his Metharcy.
by Noir March 06, 2017
A demand that something silly go viral. To do something so nonsensical that it sets the twitterverse abuzz.
To get overexcited about something. To geek out over something of little consequence.
To get overexcited about something. To geek out over something of little consequence.
"We just rolled up in the club to get twittered, quick, take a pic."
"I have pics of him without his shirt!"
"Get twittered! He doesn't even have a Dad bod."
"I have pics of him without his shirt!"
"Get twittered! He doesn't even have a Dad bod."
by Noir February 09, 2018
A cynical way of saying History. It suggests that history is not only a foray (an inadequate attempt), but it is also HIS attempt to look into the past and determine what a hero he has been, a pack of lies that are strung out in a sequence of meandering, fluid attempts to undermine everyone and everything, ignoring all.
What class do you have this afternoon?
"Hisforay 103"
You're paying thousands of dollars a month to learn something you can read in a book of tall tales?
"Hisforay 103"
You're paying thousands of dollars a month to learn something you can read in a book of tall tales?
by Noir March 17, 2019
Mass consumption in the eternal quest for what is cool, distinct, difficult to acquire, or just plain ugly. Hipsters engage in hipsterism by shopping at the most trendy places, always looking for the most unique items. Everything, from the type of clothes worn to what you eat is a status symbol to the hipsterist.
by Noir August 19, 2005
1. When you're feeling drugged, stoned or catatonic from the dro.
2. The come-down from a good marijuana session.
3. That hazy, dazed feeling when you're getting lulled to sleep. (When you wake up, dumb infomercials have been on for hours).
2. The come-down from a good marijuana session.
3. That hazy, dazed feeling when you're getting lulled to sleep. (When you wake up, dumb infomercials have been on for hours).
by Noir December 06, 2016
Boonk stole a bunch of donuts. Just walked behind the counter, grabbed a tray of donuts and walked out.
That sounds nignorant af, g.
yeah, but he gained a million followers.
Yeah, well he gained a night in jail, too.
Actually, he got let off with a warning.
That sounds nignorant af, g.
yeah, but he gained a million followers.
Yeah, well he gained a night in jail, too.
Actually, he got let off with a warning.
by Noir January 18, 2019