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crunkaso

A powerful, wild, drunken punch that connects and often knocks out the opponent. A combination of "crunk" and "chingaso".
Man, that fight was square, except for that last crunkaso. Se puso bien chevere despues. <It was awesome after that.>
by Noir April 29, 2008
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steppin razor

1. A bad ass (as in William Gibson's book "Neuromancer", in which Molly is described by the Jamaicans as a real steppin' razor). Someone you wouldn't want to fuck with.

2. A razor used to cut up drugs.

3. Former reggae musician who played with Bob Marley.

4. A forum member who writes with vitriolic wit and aggression.
1. If you start shit with that steppin' razor, don't be surprised when you have to pick your tongue up off the floor.

2. Cut me a bump with that steppin razor.

3. Didn't Sublime do a cover of a Steppin' Razor song?

4. Steppin' Razor always tears up the boards whenever he comes on.
by Noir August 12, 2005
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Krakrocracy

Government by the drug-addled and insane; the worst kind of people. Literally: A kakocracy along with additional hard drug abuse, leading to utter confusion and chaos on the part of everyone.
We officially passed into krakrocracy on the day Trump tweeted about his bugged tower in an attempt to sidetrack America from the true story: Russian Collusion. We officially passed into Krakrocracy when she put her feet up on the couch in the oval office. Hardly pro.
by Noir March 6, 2017
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Hipsterism

Mass consumption in the eternal quest for what is cool, distinct, difficult to acquire, or just plain ugly. Hipsters engage in hipsterism by shopping at the most trendy places, always looking for the most unique items. Everything, from the type of clothes worn to what you eat is a status symbol to the hipsterist.
Darren's hipsterism had run rampant by the time he bought his 7th vintage BMW motorcycle.
by Noir September 6, 2005
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Ignorati

Wealthy, elite, and painfully ignorant college students of America. Typically members of a Fraternity or Sorority, often at one of the Ivy League schools. They are usually unaware of their own privelege, nor do they have empathy for the misfortune of others. In fact, they refuse to acknowledge or take responsibility for causing anyone's problems in the world. They are usually Republicans, but there are plenty of Democrats who qualify for the title as well. See also: vapid, preppie, snobs, evangelicals.
The Ignorati were having a party at the Sigma Alpha Epsilon house, where they gathered to watch the latest Dane Cook video on their 60" plasma TV(s).

I got into an argument with this Ignorati. He was claiming Blondie invented Rap music.
by Noir February 19, 2007
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sphincterized

Uptight, reserved, unable to let loose. The epitome of anal-retentive. Like a bag with a drawstring pulled tight.
Christy's sphincterized book bag contained three copies of poetry by T.S. Eliot.
by Noir September 6, 2005
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Hisforay

A cynical way of saying History. It suggests that history is not only a foray (an inadequate attempt), but it is also HIS attempt to look into the past and determine what a hero he has been, a pack of lies that are strung out in a sequence of meandering, fluid attempts to undermine everyone and everything, ignoring all.
What class do you have this afternoon?
"Hisforay 103"
You're paying thousands of dollars a month to learn something you can read in a book of tall tales?
by Noir March 17, 2019
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