Coultered

To be tricked by a somewhat attractive tranny person into believing what you see is what you get. See Ann Coulter.
That hot chick on the dance floor totally Coultered me! Adam's Apple!!!
by Noir November 16, 2006
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Nignorant

The dumb stuff niggas do in an attempt to clout chase.
Boonk stole a bunch of donuts. Just walked behind the counter, grabbed a tray of donuts and walked out.
That sounds nignorant af, g.
yeah, but he gained a million followers.
Yeah, well he gained a night in jail, too.
Actually, he got let off with a warning.
by Noir January 18, 2019
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sphincterized

Uptight, reserved, unable to let loose. The epitome of anal-retentive. Like a bag with a drawstring pulled tight.
Christy's sphincterized book bag contained three copies of poetry by T.S. Eliot.
by Noir September 06, 2005
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Ignorati

Wealthy, elite, and painfully ignorant college students of America. Typically members of a Fraternity or Sorority, often at one of the Ivy League schools. They are usually unaware of their own privelege, nor do they have empathy for the misfortune of others. In fact, they refuse to acknowledge or take responsibility for causing anyone's problems in the world. They are usually Republicans, but there are plenty of Democrats who qualify for the title as well. See also: vapid, preppie, snobs, evangelicals.
The Ignorati were having a party at the Sigma Alpha Epsilon house, where they gathered to watch the latest Dane Cook video on their 60" plasma TV(s).

I got into an argument with this Ignorati. He was claiming Blondie invented Rap music.
by Noir February 19, 2007
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Piscatarian

Alternative spelling for pescatarian: A vegetarian who also eats fish or other seafood. From the latin word for fish: piscis. Also known as a fishetarian.
I can't go vegetarian, because I like shrimp too much. I can go Piscatarian, though!
by Noir July 11, 2006
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money power bitch

1. A woman of considerable authority and financial security who usually has a disdain for men and views them as objects to be used and discarded in furtherance of her own acquisitions.
The power money bitch is concerned only with wealth or influence. She is submissive or subservient to no one. In movies, she is usually beautiful and/or considerably enhanced. She is like Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface. In real life, she smokes and has yellow teeth.

2. A hot ho. One who demands a lot of money for her services.

3. A pro athlete's trophy wife.
1. All women who seek position in government tend to be money power bitches, along with Ann Coulter, of course.

2. Jillian was hot as butter in summertime. She charged $50 for a handjob and clients gladly paid for her services. That's because she was a money power bitch.

3. Madonna was all tryin' to be A. Rod's money power bitch.
by Noir August 05, 2009
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phone zombie

Someone who walks aimlessly through a grocery store or other public place while talking intently on the phone. Phone zombies are usually clueless about where they're going, who they're blocking, or how stupid they look. Their conversations are usually loud and unimportant, but they don't care.
This phone zombie bitch was jibber-jabbering right in the middle of the frozen food aisle and keeping me from the Jamocha Almond Fudge. So I ran my cart right into her ass. I'm sure I left a bruise, but I don't think she felt it.
by Noir January 10, 2007
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