If you go to a party, and you fix a man a plate, and you’re not related to that man.
For the duration of time taken to deliver the plate and for him to eat said plate of food, you are considered to be in a relationship.
For the duration of time taken to deliver the plate and for him to eat said plate of food, you are considered to be in a relationship.
There she goes fixing a plate for that loser, Frank.
I'll bet she doesn't even know all she is to him is his plate bae. As soon as he's finished, he's gonna kick her out and call up her best friend. Watch!
When I moved into an apartment, this little girl who lived across the hall knocked on my door and presented me with a plate of cookies. She totally tried to Plate Bae me!
I'll bet she doesn't even know all she is to him is his plate bae. As soon as he's finished, he's gonna kick her out and call up her best friend. Watch!
When I moved into an apartment, this little girl who lived across the hall knocked on my door and presented me with a plate of cookies. She totally tried to Plate Bae me!
by Noir January 08, 2017
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That Methocrat came all the way out here from the comfort of her double-wide to support Trump and to score a quarter.
Neither Democrat nor Republican, but a lot of both, meet the Methocrat. His favorite pastime is doing a line and trolling librals on the internet.
Neither Democrat nor Republican, but a lot of both, meet the Methocrat. His favorite pastime is doing a line and trolling librals on the internet.
by Noir March 06, 2017
Get the Methocrat mug.Used by residents on the US side of the border. Popular term for Juarez, Mexico, the city directly across the border from El Paso, Texas.
by Noir August 12, 2005
Get the J town mug.Government by the drug-addled and insane; the worst kind of people. Literally: A kakocracy along with additional hard drug abuse, leading to utter confusion and chaos on the part of everyone.
We officially passed into krakrocracy on the day Trump tweeted about his bugged tower in an attempt to sidetrack America from the true story: Russian Collusion. We officially passed into Krakrocracy when she put her feet up on the couch in the oval office. Hardly pro.
by Noir March 06, 2017
Get the Krakrocracy mug.From the French Noir=black. Conjoined with the English ing=a bit of something. So a noirling is something that's a little black.
1. A "Gens de colour libre." Anything less than biracial. A Mulatto or an Octoroon would each qualify as noirlings.
2. An evil little black thing. Something that has been nuarled.
3. The earliest part of dusk. The first half of the gloaming.
1. A "Gens de colour libre." Anything less than biracial. A Mulatto or an Octoroon would each qualify as noirlings.
2. An evil little black thing. Something that has been nuarled.
3. The earliest part of dusk. The first half of the gloaming.
1. Are the Island boys noirlings? why so hood?
2. I summoned several noirlings to bite him to death. Meanwhile, Greymalkin sits in his corner with a toy he's been noirling into.
3. there's a flashing green light that takes place in only a few places, but only at the end of the noirling.
2. I summoned several noirlings to bite him to death. Meanwhile, Greymalkin sits in his corner with a toy he's been noirling into.
3. there's a flashing green light that takes place in only a few places, but only at the end of the noirling.
by Noir April 01, 2023
Get the Noirling mug.The act of denying or denigrating a people based on their native dietary habits.
A social system of cultural oppression, and hegemony, declaring a certain culture to be inferior because aesthetics....
The mean act of throwing shade at someone based on their taste in something obscure, specific, or antiquated.
A social system of cultural oppression, and hegemony, declaring a certain culture to be inferior because aesthetics....
The mean act of throwing shade at someone based on their taste in something obscure, specific, or antiquated.
Bob: I can't stand those filthy, goat-eating turds.
Jed: Wow, I must say I am dismayed by your tastism, good sir.
I don't rent to Paki's because they're always cooking that curry. It seeps into the walls.
Not all "Paki's" eat curry, she sort of whispered back--a hurricane of emotion welling up inside her. She had never met someone with such tastism. That's what he was, a tastist.
She hated how Barb was into Baroque Opera and plaid flannel schoolgirl skirts. Sadly, her tastism toward Barb knew no end. She would hate Barb even if she was into her own favorite band.
Jed: Wow, I must say I am dismayed by your tastism, good sir.
I don't rent to Paki's because they're always cooking that curry. It seeps into the walls.
Not all "Paki's" eat curry, she sort of whispered back--a hurricane of emotion welling up inside her. She had never met someone with such tastism. That's what he was, a tastist.
She hated how Barb was into Baroque Opera and plaid flannel schoolgirl skirts. Sadly, her tastism toward Barb knew no end. She would hate Barb even if she was into her own favorite band.
by Noir December 10, 2018
Get the Tastism mug.A cynical way of saying History. It suggests that history is not only a foray (an inadequate attempt), but it is also HIS attempt to look into the past and determine what a hero he has been, a pack of lies that are strung out in a sequence of meandering, fluid attempts to undermine everyone and everything, ignoring all.
What class do you have this afternoon?
"Hisforay 103"
You're paying thousands of dollars a month to learn something you can read in a book of tall tales?
"Hisforay 103"
You're paying thousands of dollars a month to learn something you can read in a book of tall tales?
by Noir March 17, 2019
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