Noir's definitions

pitching woo

To flirt. To mac. To exhibit your game. To woo a hottie.
Can be spelled pitchin woo as well.

I was pitching woo at some fly girls down at Embers, but they were all a bunch of carpet munchers.

by Noir October 20, 2006

Plate Bae

If you go to a party, and you fix a man a plate, and you’re not related to that man.

For the duration of time taken to deliver the plate and for him to eat said plate of food, you are considered to be in a relationship.

There she goes fixing a plate for that loser, Frank.
I'll bet she doesn't even know all she is to him is his plate bae. As soon as he's finished, he's gonna kick her out and call up her best friend. Watch!

When I moved into an apartment, this little girl who lived across the hall knocked on my door and presented me with a plate of cookies. She totally tried to Plate Bae me!

by Noir January 8, 2017