Noir's definitions

phone zombie

Someone who walks aimlessly through a grocery store or other public place while talking intently on the phone. Phone zombies are usually clueless about where they're going, who they're blocking, or how stupid they look. Their conversations are usually loud and unimportant, but they don't care.

This phone zombie bitch was jibber-jabbering right in the middle of the frozen food aisle and keeping me from the Jamocha Almond Fudge. So I ran my cart right into her ass. I'm sure I left a bruise, but I don't think she felt it.

by Noir January 10, 2007

Coultered

To be tricked by a somewhat attractive tranny person into believing what you see is what you get. See Ann Coulter.

That hot chick on the dance floor totally Coultered me! Adam's Apple!!!

by Noir November 16, 2006

fapped

Past tense of the word fap. Meaning to masturbate.

Hot chick: Wanna do me?
Geek: Nah, I just fapped it to your pic in last month's issue of Playboy.

by Noir November 11, 2006

pitching woo

To flirt. To mac. To exhibit your game. To woo a hottie.
Can be spelled pitchin woo as well.

I was pitching woo at some fly girls down at Embers, but they were all a bunch of carpet munchers.

by Noir October 20, 2006

faprous

a hot chick that's worthy to be fapped to.

Man, Jessica Alba is faprous. I would love the chance to lick her sneetchy!

by Noir October 4, 2006

gush

V. To worship something excessively. To spout off verbally over how much you like something.

That Emo girl was gushing over how much she loves She Wants Revenge.

by Noir July 19, 2006

propaganda sifter

A Television, but can also be used to define anything that spoonfeeds media to the masses.

Fox News on the propaganda sifter just mentioned that Bush is one of the greatest presidents the US has ever had.

by Noir July 15, 2006