Spanish: To strike someone. Hard. Usually in a fight, but sometimes by accident. The plural of this is chingasos.
Me dio un chingaso en la frente! = He hit me upside my forehead!
Quires unos chingasos? = You wanna go to blows?
Quires unos chingasos? = You wanna go to blows?
by Noir June 20, 2006

Speaker 1: I forgot I had this bottle of scotch in the cupboard!
Speaker 2: Luxey! I'll light another spliff?
Speaker 2: Luxey! I'll light another spliff?
by Noir September 05, 2008

When you shoot jizz during a particularly hot masturbation session, only you shoot wild. SO, after washing, you come back to the scene of the crime to clean up your cummy mess, but there is literally nothing there. You just shot a mystery nut.
"I shot this load over my shoulder, and I know it landed somewhere behind me, but I can't find it! It's gone. I've felt everywhere."
"Bro, you just shot a mystery nut."
"Bro, you just shot a mystery nut."
by Noir May 11, 2018

Combination of "exposure" and "disposal." Exposal is something that takes place when a person is exposed and embarrassed to the point where they leave and never return.
by Noir March 01, 2015

A TwitterTroll is someone who is madly addicted to Twitter. To the point where they could be living under a bridge, and they would be twittered about it if they had a device with wifi.
In our relationship, she was the TwitterTroll. At every hour of the night, she would be getting these loud, buzzing notifications whenever someone she was stalking tweeted anything.
I like to tweet weird, leftist propaganda to trigger the TwitterTrolls.
Our 45th President is a TwitterTroll.
I like to tweet weird, leftist propaganda to trigger the TwitterTrolls.
Our 45th President is a TwitterTroll.
by Noir April 05, 2017

A demand that something silly go viral. To do something so nonsensical that it sets the twitterverse abuzz.
To get overexcited about something. To geek out over something of little consequence.
To get overexcited about something. To geek out over something of little consequence.
"We just rolled up in the club to get twittered, quick, take a pic."
"I have pics of him without his shirt!"
"Get twittered! He doesn't even have a Dad bod."
"I have pics of him without his shirt!"
"Get twittered! He doesn't even have a Dad bod."
by Noir February 09, 2018

A buzzing excitement that rises around anyone going viral, self-perpetuating itself until overexposure.
Getting a little too hyped up about something.
Getting a little too hyped up about something.
I graduated from college. I'm so twittered right now.
The Cash Me Outside girl is getting twittered about too much. She'll be an unknown again by next month.
The Cash Me Outside girl is getting twittered about too much. She'll be an unknown again by next month.
by Noir March 15, 2017
