propaganda sifter

A Television, but can also be used to define anything that spoonfeeds media to the masses.

Fox News on the propaganda sifter just mentioned that Bush is one of the greatest presidents the US has ever had.

by Noir July 15, 2006

Hipsterist

A proponent of hipsterism. The hipsterist is on a constant quest to find the most peculiar, cool, ugly, or avante-garde items on the face of the earth. To do so, they are willing to spend any amount of money, for they define themselves by what they consume, not by who they are.

Darren the hipsterist owns every LP ever released by Interpol. And they're all signed copies. Imports. Even the remixes.

by Noir September 06, 2005

4 quarters

when you've played a full game. You've gone the whole four quarters.

Damn, Cecil, you smell like the whole 4 quarters.

wachoo mean you want some now? You know I just went the whole 4 quarters. crazy ass hoe.

by Noir February 07, 2024

Dopescapades

The Winter Olympics, where countries are banished for training their athletes via chemistry.

"Did you catch the Winter Olympics opening?"
"You mean the Dopescapades? Nah, not even remotely into it."

They need a new ice skating routine in the Dopescapades
one that pays homage to everyone suffering from opioid addiction.

by Noir February 11, 2018

fapped

Past tense of the word fap. Meaning to masturbate.

Hot chick: Wanna do me?
Geek: Nah, I just fapped it to your pic in last month's issue of Playboy.

by Noir November 11, 2006

luxey

Alternate spelling for Luxy. Or the way you pronounce Luxy when you're REALLY drunk or stoned.

Speaker 1: I forgot I had this bottle of scotch in the cupboard!
Speaker 2: Luxey! I'll light another spliff?

by Noir September 05, 2008

chingaso

Spanish: To strike someone. Hard. Usually in a fight, but sometimes by accident. The plural of this is chingasos.

Me dio un chingaso en la frente! = He hit me upside my forehead!

Quires unos chingasos? = You wanna go to blows?

by Noir June 20, 2006