Noir's definitions

noirled

When something has been chewed to the point where it loses color, or changes color entirely. A combination of noir and gnarled.

1. I noirled and tossed that stick of gum already. Can I have another?
2. His chew toy is all noirled. It used to look like a mouse. Now. .. it's just grody.

by Noir October 12, 2014

Pescatarian

A vegetarian who also eats fish or other seafood. From the latin word for fish: piscis. Also known as a fishetarian.

I'm going pescatarian, since I really like lobster and it's so hard to find protein in vegetables.

by Noir July 11, 2006

Dopescapades

The Winter Olympics, where countries are banished for training their athletes via chemistry.

"Did you catch the Winter Olympics opening?"
"You mean the Dopescapades? Nah, not even remotely into it."

They need a new ice skating routine in the Dopescapades
one that pays homage to everyone suffering from opioid addiction.

by Noir February 11, 2018

get twittered

A demand that something silly go viral. To do something so nonsensical that it sets the twitterverse abuzz.

To get overexcited about something. To geek out over something of little consequence.

"We just rolled up in the club to get twittered, quick, take a pic."

"I have pics of him without his shirt!"
"Get twittered! He doesn't even have a Dad bod."

by Noir February 9, 2018

4 quarters

when you've played a full game. You've gone the whole four quarters.

Damn, Cecil, you smell like the whole 4 quarters.

wachoo mean you want some now? You know I just went the whole 4 quarters. crazy ass hoe.

by Noir February 7, 2024

Hipsterist

A proponent of hipsterism. The hipsterist is on a constant quest to find the most peculiar, cool, ugly, or avante-garde items on the face of the earth. To do so, they are willing to spend any amount of money, for they define themselves by what they consume, not by who they are.

Darren the hipsterist owns every LP ever released by Interpol. And they're all signed copies. Imports. Even the remixes.

by Noir September 6, 2005

propaganda sifter

A Television, but can also be used to define anything that spoonfeeds media to the masses.

Fox News on the propaganda sifter just mentioned that Bush is one of the greatest presidents the US has ever had.

by Noir July 15, 2006