Definitions by Noir

Novelty Gently Caress 

In forums, you can't use curse words, so some people say Gently Caress in the place of "fuck". i.e. we gently caressed all night. Therefore, a Novelty Gently Caress is a Novelty Fuck. When someone has sex with someone they normally wouldn't because that person offers something different, a novelty, such as having sex with an obese person, a paraplegic, or someone of different race (or maybe even gender).

I heard Sue and Ginger hooked up. Sue says it was a novelty gently caress, though.

Novelty Gently Caress by Noir July 25, 2009

luxey 

Alternate spelling for Luxy. Or the way you pronounce Luxy when you're REALLY drunk or stoned.

Speaker 1: I forgot I had this bottle of scotch in the cupboard!
Speaker 2: Luxey! I'll light another spliff?

luxey by Noir September 5, 2008

Luxy 

Luxy is a combination of two words into a new meaning as spoken when either drunk or stoned. The words "Lucky" and "Luxurious". It has nothing to do with race, since Puffy could be just as Luxy as Paris Hilton (if not moreso, considering Puffy's luck, as opposed to Paris' merely being born into money). The term is currently most popular in gay circles and is usually used in rumor bitch sessions, which means it'll be mainstream within 6 months after being portrayed in any random, straight chic flick.

Speaker 1: Check out that girl driving that new Lotus.
Speaker 2: That luxy beeyotch was wearing a mink!
Speaker 1: ew, hold the fir, sir!

Luxy by Noir September 5, 2008

crunkaso 

A powerful, wild, drunken punch that connects and often knocks out the opponent. A combination of "crunk" and "chingaso".

Man, that fight was square, except for that last crunkaso. Se puso bien chevere despues. <It was awesome after that.>

crunkaso by Noir April 29, 2008

Lohan Solo 

An old Hollywood washout who dates young, pretty starlets. Like Harrison Ford with Calista Flockhart, or Michael Douglas and Katherine Zeta Jones. Or Jack Nicholson and half of LA.

Who's the Lohan Solo with the hot milf on his arm?

Lohan Solo by Noir January 1, 2008

number whoring

The act of being goofy and stupid at the end of your performance in the hopes of getting more people to vote for you by calling your number at the end of a Reality TV program like So You Think You Can Dance, or American Idol.

I wanted to vote for Ethan, but he kept making these stupid O-faces during his number whoring routine. What a dork!

number whoring by Noir July 25, 2007

Ignorati 

Wealthy, elite, and painfully ignorant college students of America. Typically members of a Fraternity or Sorority, often at one of the Ivy League schools. They are usually unaware of their own privelege, nor do they have empathy for the misfortune of others. In fact, they refuse to acknowledge or take responsibility for causing anyone's problems in the world. They are usually Republicans, but there are plenty of Democrats who qualify for the title as well. See also: vapid, preppie, snobs, evangelicals.

The Ignorati were having a party at the Sigma Alpha Epsilon house, where they gathered to watch the latest Dane Cook video on their 60" plasma TV(s).

I got into an argument with this Ignorati. He was claiming Blondie invented Rap music.

Ignorati by Noir February 19, 2007