Someone who walks aimlessly through a grocery store or other public place while talking intently on the phone. Phone zombies are usually clueless about where they're going, who they're blocking, or how stupid they look. Their conversations are usually loud and unimportant, but they don't care.
This phone zombie bitch was jibber-jabbering right in the middle of the frozen food aisle and keeping me from the Jamocha Almond Fudge. So I ran my cart right into her ass. I'm sure I left a bruise, but I don't think she felt it.
by Noir January 10, 2007
by Noir July 19, 2006
1. A bad ass (as in William Gibson's book "Neuromancer", in which Molly is described by the Jamaicans as a real steppin' razor). Someone you wouldn't want to fuck with.
2. A razor used to cut up drugs.
3. Former reggae musician who played with Bob Marley.
4. A forum member who writes with vitriolic wit and aggression.
2. A razor used to cut up drugs.
3. Former reggae musician who played with Bob Marley.
4. A forum member who writes with vitriolic wit and aggression.
1. If you start shit with that steppin' razor, don't be surprised when you have to pick your tongue up off the floor.
2. Cut me a bump with that steppin razor.
3. Didn't Sublime do a cover of a Steppin' Razor song?
4. Steppin' Razor always tears up the boards whenever he comes on.
2. Cut me a bump with that steppin razor.
3. Didn't Sublime do a cover of a Steppin' Razor song?
4. Steppin' Razor always tears up the boards whenever he comes on.
by Noir July 21, 2005
Combination of "exposure" and "disposal." Exposal is something that takes place when a person is exposed and embarrassed to the point where they leave and never return.
by Noir March 01, 2015
by Noir October 04, 2006
Luxy is a combination of two words into a new meaning as spoken when either drunk or stoned. The words "Lucky" and "Luxurious". It has nothing to do with race, since Puffy could be just as Luxy as Paris Hilton (if not moreso, considering Puffy's luck, as opposed to Paris' merely being born into money). The term is currently most popular in gay circles and is usually used in rumor bitch sessions, which means it'll be mainstream within 6 months after being portrayed in any random, straight chic flick.
Speaker 1: Check out that girl driving that new Lotus.
Speaker 2: That luxy beeyotch was wearing a mink!
Speaker 1: ew, hold the fir, sir!
Speaker 2: That luxy beeyotch was wearing a mink!
Speaker 1: ew, hold the fir, sir!
by Noir July 07, 2006
by Noir May 30, 2017