Coultered

To be tricked by a somewhat attractive tranny person into believing what you see is what you get. See Ann Coulter.

That hot chick on the dance floor totally Coultered me! Adam's Apple!!!

by Noir November 16, 2006

Nignorant

The dumb stuff niggas do in an attempt to clout chase.

Boonk stole a bunch of donuts. Just walked behind the counter, grabbed a tray of donuts and walked out.
That sounds nignorant af, g.
yeah, but he gained a million followers.
Yeah, well he gained a night in jail, too.
Actually, he got let off with a warning.

by Noir January 18, 2019

Luxy

Luxy is a combination of two words into a new meaning as spoken when either drunk or stoned. The words "Lucky" and "Luxurious". It has nothing to do with race, since Puffy could be just as Luxy as Paris Hilton (if not moreso, considering Puffy's luck, as opposed to Paris' merely being born into money). The term is currently most popular in gay circles and is usually used in rumor bitch sessions, which means it'll be mainstream within 6 months after being portrayed in any random, straight chic flick.

Speaker 1: Check out that girl driving that new Lotus.
Speaker 2: That luxy beeyotch was wearing a mink!
Speaker 1: ew, hold the fir, sir!

by Noir September 05, 2008

Lohan Solo

An old Hollywood washout who dates young, pretty starlets. Like Harrison Ford with Calista Flockhart, or Michael Douglas and Katherine Zeta Jones. Or Jack Nicholson and half of LA.

Who's the Lohan Solo with the hot milf on his arm?

by Noir January 01, 2008

Dopescapades

The Winter Olympics, where countries are banished for training their athletes via chemistry.

"Did you catch the Winter Olympics opening?"
"You mean the Dopescapades? Nah, not even remotely into it."

They need a new ice skating routine in the Dopescapades
one that pays homage to everyone suffering from opioid addiction.

by Noir February 11, 2018

fapped

Past tense of the word fap. Meaning to masturbate.

Hot chick: Wanna do me?
Geek: Nah, I just fapped it to your pic in last month's issue of Playboy.

by Noir November 11, 2006

Camfauxdians

Fake Cambodians.

Look at all those Hmong Camfauxdians pretending to be Cambodian when they're actually Viets.
Bunch of chumps representing Angkor when they're really from Hanoi.

by Noir June 22, 2019