The act of being goofy and stupid at the end of your performance in the hopes of getting more people to vote for you by calling your number at the end of a Reality TV program like So You Think You Can Dance, or American Idol.
I wanted to vote for Ethan, but he kept making these stupid O-faces during his number whoring routine. What a dork!
by Noir July 25, 2007
A drug-addled constituent who votes counter to logic or reason. Their votes are based on how they feel about someone, or how they feel about something. Rarely do they exhibit reason of any kind.
That Methocrat came all the way out here from the comfort of her double-wide to support Trump and to score a quarter.
Neither Democrat nor Republican, but a lot of both, meet the Methocrat. His favorite pastime is doing a line and trolling librals on the internet.
Neither Democrat nor Republican, but a lot of both, meet the Methocrat. His favorite pastime is doing a line and trolling librals on the internet.
by Noir March 06, 2017
If you go to a party, and you fix a man a plate, and you’re not related to that man.
For the duration of time taken to deliver the plate and for him to eat said plate of food, you are considered to be in a relationship.
For the duration of time taken to deliver the plate and for him to eat said plate of food, you are considered to be in a relationship.
There she goes fixing a plate for that loser, Frank.
I'll bet she doesn't even know all she is to him is his plate bae. As soon as he's finished, he's gonna kick her out and call up her best friend. Watch!
When I moved into an apartment, this little girl who lived across the hall knocked on my door and presented me with a plate of cookies. She totally tried to Plate Bae me!
I'll bet she doesn't even know all she is to him is his plate bae. As soon as he's finished, he's gonna kick her out and call up her best friend. Watch!
When I moved into an apartment, this little girl who lived across the hall knocked on my door and presented me with a plate of cookies. She totally tried to Plate Bae me!
by Noir January 08, 2017
A TwitterTroll is someone who is madly addicted to Twitter. To the point where they could be living under a bridge, and they would be twittered about it if they had a device with wifi.
In our relationship, she was the TwitterTroll. At every hour of the night, she would be getting these loud, buzzing notifications whenever someone she was stalking tweeted anything.
I like to tweet weird, leftist propaganda to trigger the TwitterTrolls.
Our 45th President is a TwitterTroll.
I like to tweet weird, leftist propaganda to trigger the TwitterTrolls.
Our 45th President is a TwitterTroll.
by Noir April 05, 2017
A buzzing excitement that rises around anyone going viral, self-perpetuating itself until overexposure.
Getting a little too hyped up about something.
Getting a little too hyped up about something.
I graduated from college. I'm so twittered right now.
The Cash Me Outside girl is getting twittered about too much. She'll be an unknown again by next month.
The Cash Me Outside girl is getting twittered about too much. She'll be an unknown again by next month.
by Noir March 15, 2017
by Noir October 04, 2006
1. When you're feeling drugged, stoned or catatonic from the dro.
2. The come-down from a good marijuana session.
3. That hazy, dazed feeling when you're getting lulled to sleep. (When you wake up, dumb infomercials have been on for hours).
2. The come-down from a good marijuana session.
3. That hazy, dazed feeling when you're getting lulled to sleep. (When you wake up, dumb infomercials have been on for hours).
by Noir December 06, 2016