21 definitions by Nerdboy1982!

Toto

A gay sex position where a guy does a line of meth off another guy’s dick and takes a shit in his mouth.

“Bobby has this amazing way of doing a Toto on me when we watch Queer as Folk”

by Nerdboy1982! October 13, 2019

Crotch Tonsils

The inside of a loose vagina. Specifically the clitoris and labia.

That bitch was nasty, she had herself a gross pair of crotch tonsils.

by Nerdboy1982! October 24, 2019

Junk Stuffers

Briefs

Good old John needed a giant pair of junk stuffers to wear because he was hung like a horse

by Nerdboy1982! May 21, 2020

Cougar Skin

A cougar skin is a woman who is older than a cougar and unattractive and lecherous and acts creepy and tries to sleep with men far younger then herself. A cougar skin is thus labeled because she is past the age of being designated as a I MILF and now is labeled a MIWNLF: Mom I would not like to fuck. Also known in antiquity as a old hag.

"Jennifer Lopez soon ain't gonna be a cougar she gonna be a cougar skin pretty soon and now man will wanna fuck he"

by Nerdboy1982! August 2, 2022

Arby

A really fat person who eats nothing but fast food.

“Jesus man that woman is a major Arby!”
“She has massive fat cankles!”

by Nerdboy1982! July 29, 2019

Amish Handshake

An Amish handshake is when a man takes his fist and shoves it in another man’ s ass.
The term Amish handshake comes from the sound that the fisted ass makes similar to butter being churned in an Amish Community.

“Boy you look like you need a good first firm Amish handshake... you need that asshole loosened up a little son!”

by Nerdboy1982! December 26, 2019

Elephant Party

When 3 or more gay men have a circle jerk.
Comes from the habit elephants have of holding each others trunks.

“Hey Dave, Bruce and John are coming over! We are finally going to have an elephant party tonight! Yay!

by Nerdboy1982! August 6, 2019