by Nerdboy1982! July 27, 2019
A psychiatric Illness in which people have a sexual attraction to firewood, logs, 2 by 4’a and trees. A system of Woodsman disorder is the tendency of a individual to masturbate on wood piles or insert peices of wood in their anus or vaginal cavity.
“We knew something was wrong when Dirk started masturbating on the wood pile, shoving sticks in his ass and getting naked and dry humping trees. The doctor said he had “Woodsman Disorder.”
by Nerdboy1982! January 07, 2020
by Nerdboy1982! August 01, 2019
by Nerdboy1982! October 23, 2019
"I am a lioness young man. Pull down my depends and make me roar like the Sahara and get my juices flowing again!"
by Nerdboy1982! August 11, 2023
An Amish handshake is when a man takes his fist and shoves it in another man’ s ass.
The term Amish handshake comes from the sound that the fisted ass makes similar to butter being churned in an Amish Community.
The term Amish handshake comes from the sound that the fisted ass makes similar to butter being churned in an Amish Community.
“Boy you look like you need a good first firm Amish handshake... you need that asshole loosened up a little son!”
by Nerdboy1982! December 26, 2019
When 3 or more gay men have a circle jerk.
Comes from the habit elephants have of holding each others trunks.
Comes from the habit elephants have of holding each others trunks.
“Hey Dave, Bruce and John are coming over! We are finally going to have an elephant party tonight! Yay!
by Nerdboy1982! August 06, 2019