Definitions by Nerdboy1982!

Elephant snarfing 

Elephant snarfing is a type of ass play where one person puts peanuts in the other persons ass.
Also known as “feed the circus elephant”.
An elephant snarf has a fetish for having food products esp. peanuts shoved up their ass.

“I used to like ass fisting or gloving, but now I am a convert to elephant snarfing”.
“Pass the peanuts! Yum”

Elephant snarfing by Nerdboy1982! August 6, 2019

Dish rag. 

A ho that’s used like a ‘dishrag’ by men in the neighborhood. Meaning she is a whore.

Yo man that ho is a damn dish rag.
She been doing everyone in the hood!

Dish rag. by Nerdboy1982! August 1, 2019

Turkish handle 

A small turban shaped wort has on a large penis.

“Man I was in the John and this old man had a massive Turkish handle!!”
“Gross!!!”

Turkish handle by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019

Pucker 

An anus that hasn’t been widened by anal sex. A tight virgin butthole.

“I was walking down the street and I saw Dirk. I heard he has a tight pucker.”

Pucker by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019

Sloop 

A loose anus. Comes from the sound “sloop!”that a loose anus makes during sex. Compare to-“Pucker”.
From Old English Shlloop meaning a silly donkey with a loose butthole.

“Tom had been to prison so he had a real sloop.”

Sloop by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019

Arby 

A really fat person who eats nothing but fast food.

“Jesus man that woman is a major Arby!”
“She has massive fat cankles!”

Arby by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019

Tots

A pair of male breasts.

“Man I haven’t worked out in a while, I have a pair of gross tots!”

Tots by Nerdboy1982! July 27, 2019