A great 60's band that was around the same time as The Beatles, The Who and other assorted classic rock artists, such as Bob Dylan. Anyway, by far one of the greatest rock and roll bands ever. They didn't play Rock and Roll, they made Rock and Roll, from wonders of "Lets Spend the Night Together", to the classics "Jumping Jack Flash", "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" and "Sympathy for the Devil", the Rolling Stones have made their way into everyone that is old enough to listen to music. You don't even have to listen to Rock & Roll to know the 'Stones. We as people of the 2000's, have been blessed to be born in an era where god like 60's bands are still somewhat capable of playing like they did (by which I mean, members dieing by means of overdose, cancer, or in Keith Moons case, getting drunk and drowning in a puddle). I find it horrible that more and more kids are starting to listen to rap and music thats all about rhythm and lyrics and people becoming emo and us worrying about aids, back in the 60's, nobody fucking cared, so cherish the 60's bands that remain, for when they are gone, they will leave a gap that can never be filled, one of the biggest of all being the Stones
The Rolling Stones have the title as "The Greatest Rock and Roll Band Ever"
Mick Jagger-Vocals
Charlie Watts-Drums
Keith Richards-Guitar
Ron Wood-Guitar
Mick Jagger-Vocals
Charlie Watts-Drums
Keith Richards-Guitar
Ron Wood-Guitar
by Mustache Man April 30, 2006
Greatest band to ever grace this planet in the history of the world. They are 100000000000000000 times better then all the newer band today. For those of you who don't like them...well...I am going to have to kick you square in the nuts and knock the punk crap out of your head.
ELEANOR RIGBY
I look at all the lonely people, I look at all the lonely people, Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice at the curch where her wedding has been, lives in a dream, waits by the window, wearing the face she keeps in a jar by the door, who is it for?, all the lonely people, where do they all come from, all the lonely people, where do they all belong?, Father Makenzie, writing the words to a sermon that no-one will hear, no one comes near, look at him working, knoting his socks in the night when no one is there, what does he care? All the lonely people, where do they all come from?, all the lonely people, where do they all belong? I look at all the lonely people, I look at all the lonely people, Eleanor Rigby died in the church and was buried along with her name, no one came, father Makenzie, wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave, no one was saved. All the lonely people, where do they all come from, all the lonely people, where do they all belong?
I look at all the lonely people, I look at all the lonely people, Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice at the curch where her wedding has been, lives in a dream, waits by the window, wearing the face she keeps in a jar by the door, who is it for?, all the lonely people, where do they all come from, all the lonely people, where do they all belong?, Father Makenzie, writing the words to a sermon that no-one will hear, no one comes near, look at him working, knoting his socks in the night when no one is there, what does he care? All the lonely people, where do they all come from?, all the lonely people, where do they all belong? I look at all the lonely people, I look at all the lonely people, Eleanor Rigby died in the church and was buried along with her name, no one came, father Makenzie, wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave, no one was saved. All the lonely people, where do they all come from, all the lonely people, where do they all belong?
by Mustache Man April 19, 2005
Sarge-See these two tow hooks...they look like tusks...and what kind of animal has tusks?
Grif-a walrus
Sarge-son, I thought I told you to stop making up animals. So if anyone has anymore Mythical creatures to name the jeep, Im sticking with Warthog....how bout it grif?
Grif-No sir
Sarge-You sure? come on, bigfoot
Grif...ahhh...no sir
sarge-Unicorn
Grif-No
Sarge-Yeti
grif-No
Simmons-Leprachaun?
Grif-Shutup, he doesn't need help
Sarge-Hey simmons, whats the name of that mexican lizard, eats all the goats/
Simmons-Uhh, I believe you are thinking of the chupacabra sir
Sarge-Hey grif...chupathingy...i like it, it has a ring to it
Grif-a walrus
Sarge-son, I thought I told you to stop making up animals. So if anyone has anymore Mythical creatures to name the jeep, Im sticking with Warthog....how bout it grif?
Grif-No sir
Sarge-You sure? come on, bigfoot
Grif...ahhh...no sir
sarge-Unicorn
Grif-No
Sarge-Yeti
grif-No
Simmons-Leprachaun?
Grif-Shutup, he doesn't need help
Sarge-Hey simmons, whats the name of that mexican lizard, eats all the goats/
Simmons-Uhh, I believe you are thinking of the chupacabra sir
Sarge-Hey grif...chupathingy...i like it, it has a ring to it
by Mustache Man March 03, 2005
A private from the popular web series red vs blue. donut wears pink armor...and is...queer...or not normal.
Grif-woah...what the hell is that?
simmons-what on your head?
donut-...is it a spider? get it off!
grif-no, its blue
donut...is it a blue spider? Get it off!
simmons-no, its not a spider...it more like a glowy pulsating thing.
Donut-Like thats better then a spider.
simmons-maybe we should get it off
grif-After you
simmons-when i say we, I mean you.
donut-Get it off...BAMM *grenade on head explodes
simmons-what on your head?
donut-...is it a spider? get it off!
grif-no, its blue
donut...is it a blue spider? Get it off!
simmons-no, its not a spider...it more like a glowy pulsating thing.
Donut-Like thats better then a spider.
simmons-maybe we should get it off
grif-After you
simmons-when i say we, I mean you.
donut-Get it off...BAMM *grenade on head explodes
by Mustache Man February 27, 2005
An aging UNSC vessel, and one of the smallest in the UNSC fleet. This ship, along with crew, Captain Keyes, and the Master Chief, crash landed on Halo. At the end of Halo, the starships fusion reactors go supernove, sterilizing the land, and creating a HUGE crater in Halo. Un able to with stand the forces exerted on the new weakpoint, halo breaks apart.
by Mustache Man February 27, 2005
One of the coolest X-Box games ever made. Halo is a 10,000 km wide ring made by an acient race called the Forerunner. the Foreeunner created these rings as housing facilities for a Parasitic race called the Flood. Halo also has the ability to destroy all sentient life in 25,000 lightyears.
by Mustache Man February 27, 2005
The best comedian in the history of the world. He yells alot, is Jewish, hate candy corn, and apperently like IHOP, has seen the end of the world which is in Texas.
"I had no thoughts this winter, well just one...FUCK IT'S COLD! or ITS COLD AS FUCK! actually I thought of giving up comedy...and becoming a bear...Uh oh, its cold out, time to sleep, this blows...then comes spring, Fuck, time to wake up.
If we did have this non existent tax payers money, we should build a giant wall...in Canada...cause that is where all the could air comes from.
Every Halloween, I go to a party, and there on the table...is a bowl of candy corn...and like an alheimers patient I go up, and go, hmmm....corn that tastes like candy...excellent...*eats* SON OF A BITCH!
If we did have this non existent tax payers money, we should build a giant wall...in Canada...cause that is where all the could air comes from.
Every Halloween, I go to a party, and there on the table...is a bowl of candy corn...and like an alheimers patient I go up, and go, hmmm....corn that tastes like candy...excellent...*eats* SON OF A BITCH!
by Mustache Man March 05, 2005