The first human colony to fall to the Covenant. When it was found, it was found to be shiny and smooth, the result of plasma bombardment
Only one badly damaged ship returned from the search at harvest, speaking of an unstoppable alien force
by Mustache Man May 13, 2005

A person that owns Halo and beats in 5 hours. then beats it again...and again....and again. Then goes to school and brags to his friends, but no one cares.
by Mustache Man March 29, 2005

A private from the popular web series red vs blue. donut wears pink armor...and is...queer...or not normal.
Grif-woah...what the hell is that?
simmons-what on your head?
donut-...is it a spider? get it off!
grif-no, its blue
donut...is it a blue spider? Get it off!
simmons-no, its not a spider...it more like a glowy pulsating thing.
Donut-Like thats better then a spider.
simmons-maybe we should get it off
grif-After you
simmons-when i say we, I mean you.
donut-Get it off...BAMM *grenade on head explodes
simmons-what on your head?
donut-...is it a spider? get it off!
grif-no, its blue
donut...is it a blue spider? Get it off!
simmons-no, its not a spider...it more like a glowy pulsating thing.
Donut-Like thats better then a spider.
simmons-maybe we should get it off
grif-After you
simmons-when i say we, I mean you.
donut-Get it off...BAMM *grenade on head explodes
by Mustache Man May 13, 2005

the speed that light travels, nothing can go the speed of light except light. during a conversation my friend were having, if something on land traveled the speed of light (like a MAC Cannon, the bullets mass would become so dense, it wouldn't move. If fired in the Vacuum of space, it would create a black hole in itself, pulling whatever came near it and porbably blowing it up.
by Mustache Man May 13, 2005

A series about 2 teen agers captured by the evil Dr.Poque to beta test his sinister console the Mega 64. It basically downloads old games to a players brain, making the experience all to real. They are 2 guys running through Clafornia dresses up as video game charecters. Some examples are Ghost and Goblins, dig dug, tetris, and Banjo and Kazooie. It is fricken awesome, and asides from red vs blue and lewis black its the coolest thing ever.
"Whats this robot for"
Marcus-"Ill tell you what it doesn't do...and that is kill people!"
Video Game designer-"I am a little hungry"
Marcus-"there is a muffin over there"
Dr.Poque from behind wall-...No! No!
Marcus-NOOOOO!!!!! (marcus...who is a puppet...flys at the man, hitting the muffin from him)
Marcus-"Ill tell you what it doesn't do...and that is kill people!"
Video Game designer-"I am a little hungry"
Marcus-"there is a muffin over there"
Dr.Poque from behind wall-...No! No!
Marcus-NOOOOO!!!!! (marcus...who is a puppet...flys at the man, hitting the muffin from him)
by Mustache Man March 18, 2005

Stands for American Online, the crappiest internet service ever created in the history of the world. Supposedly corupts your hard-drive so you can using nothing BUT AOL
Mom look! its aol! 8mom pulls out .44 Magnum, shoots disc out of boys hand*
Mom in clint eastwood voice-so aol...is it five or six bullets? feeling lucky...punk?
Mom in clint eastwood voice-so aol...is it five or six bullets? feeling lucky...punk?
by Mustache Man March 01, 2005

A great 60's band that was around the same time as The Beatles, The Who and other assorted classic rock artists, such as Bob Dylan. Anyway, by far one of the greatest rock and roll bands ever. They didn't play Rock and Roll, they made Rock and Roll, from wonders of "Lets Spend the Night Together", to the classics "Jumping Jack Flash", "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction" and "Sympathy for the Devil", the Rolling Stones have made their way into everyone that is old enough to listen to music. You don't even have to listen to Rock & Roll to know the 'Stones. We as people of the 2000's, have been blessed to be born in an era where god like 60's bands are still somewhat capable of playing like they did (by which I mean, members dieing by means of overdose, cancer, or in Keith Moons case, getting drunk and drowning in a puddle). I find it horrible that more and more kids are starting to listen to rap and music thats all about rhythm and lyrics and people becoming emo and us worrying about aids, back in the 60's, nobody fucking cared, so cherish the 60's bands that remain, for when they are gone, they will leave a gap that can never be filled, one of the biggest of all being the Stones
The Rolling Stones have the title as "The Greatest Rock and Roll Band Ever"
Mick Jagger-Vocals
Charlie Watts-Drums
Keith Richards-Guitar
Ron Wood-Guitar
Mick Jagger-Vocals
Charlie Watts-Drums
Keith Richards-Guitar
Ron Wood-Guitar
by Mustache Man May 11, 2006
