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1. Character from the popular webseries, Red Versus Blue, at www.redvsblue.com. Is in the Red Army, and is ridiculed and ostracized by the other members in his squad. Full name is Dexter Grif.
2. My UD SN
Grif is my favorite character from red versus blue. Watch it at www.redvsblue.com.
grif by Grif July 5, 2004
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verb. To take a grif, this is a process that involves the following: Peeing, smoking, and of course...refilling your beer.

Synonyms: Grift

*may also involve having a quickie, when possible.
"Be right back guys, gotta go pull a grif."
Grif by Candi Apple June 29, 2009
Related Words
Griffins griff grifter Griffith griffen Griffe Griffing grift Grifzy Griffed
Someone who is not comfortable defining themselves as either male or female; an androgynous person; Usaully queer though not always.
Is that a boy or a girl?
Neither, it's a grif.
Grif by N/A January 27, 2005
Someone that would beat the shit outta savo
Grif by Bitch add me September 21, 2020
Grif is a name
Grif is infact, a name
Grif by TheGrifshot November 22, 2021

Grif moment

When person one asks a normal question (such as why are we here) and person two responds with a tangent on beliefs or religion.
Simmons: hey
Griff: yeah?
Simmons: ever wonder why we’re here?
Griff: It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it. Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of... some cosmic coincidence or, is there really a God... watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
Simmons: man you just had a grif moment
Grif moment by Bro_om February 17, 2020

grif-griefer

Someone who spends their time in a multiplayer video game intentionally ruining enjoyment for players that are too bad/incompetent/retarded to properly defend themselves.
Did you see that grif-griefer over there? I bet he lives in his mom’s basement.
grif-griefer by Fuzzy_OwO November 29, 2021
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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