Beat Ass Mullet Mom: is a woman in her early 30's to mid 40's who has a mullet hairstyle and looks as if she's been on meth for the last several years. They are often found in all areas of Wal-mart on any given weekend day with several dirty ill-behaved children in tow. Any of these children being female and over the age of 13 is most likely pregnant.
Jeff: I saw those daisy dukes from behind in the freezer section and went in for a closer look and... BAMM!
Rod: Whatayamean BAMM?
Jeff: Beat Ass Mullet Mom. Man was she rough looking.
BAMM!! - Unlike it's similar word definition {see bam} which sounds real pussy and does not make NEAR the impact as all capitals, two M's and two (!!) exclamation marks. THIS word is usually followed by {drops mic, exits stage} or a punch in the mouth.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*