Murph's definitions

silk purse

n. The vaginal area as a result of seminal fluid having been deposited, upon sex.

"Made a silk purse out of m'lady's sow's ear the other day."

-Bobby

by Murph February 19, 2004

barney

n. One who causes a problem

Origin: Barney -> Barney Rubble -> Rubble -> Trouble... you get the picture

We've been at the bar for 10 minutes and we've already run into a barney.

by Murph May 13, 2005

Penis Colada

Semen

Say girl, you want some penis colada?

by Murph January 16, 2003

window shopping

1. browsing shops without intending to buy anything that time.

2. actually shopping for new windows

3. watching the prostitutes in the red light district

1. "did you buy anything while you were out?"
"no, i was just window shopping"

2. "That little wanker just booted the ball through the window, i'll have to go window shopping now"

3. "Jimmy's gonna window shopping, i think he's after a blow job"

by Murph August 9, 2006

Crew Hoe

(n.) a girl that jumps from friend to friend in order to stay down with the crew.

Daaaaamn, you fucked that hoe too?!?? She's a crew hoe dog! I tried to toldja.

by Murph January 16, 2003

wodie

Where u at?

1 kid: yo wodie
2 kid im hittin this nice party come chilkl

by Murph July 16, 2003

fot

n. Perineum. The region between one's anus and one's genitals.

"If you lick her fot
she'll love you lots."

-Dad

by Murph February 19, 2004