Definitions by Mr Ben

wuhhuhbuh

Not to be confused with whatever, wuhhuhbuh is a term used to indicate confusion or ignorance with regards to a specific matter.

"Mr Ben, what do you think about the economic climate within Bulgaria and it's impact on the common European markets when Bulgaria joins the EU in 2007?"

"Wuhuhbuh?"

wuhhuhbuh by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

Old Boy's Network 

Name given to the informal links that criss-cross upper society, enabling people with power to do favours in exchange for favours with someone else in a different area of expertise. May also be called bribery and cheating buggery.

"I need a loan but my bank manager can't help me. Can you lend me a couple of thousand until the divorce is settled?" - typical plea given when consulting the Old Boy's Network.

Old Boy's Network by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

buzzword 

A contemporary yet cliched word, saying or catchphrase, often used by incompetent managers in an attempt to motivate staff. Which fails.

"Always a pleasure, Mr Ben. Never a chore." - greeting given every day by one of Mr Ben's former supervisors. Example can be found in the book "Managerial Bollocks For Dummies", priced £2.99.

buzzword by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

gloop 

To shoot or snipe someone in the back, without their knowledge (and probably, their approval).

"I would happily shoot him if he was on the job. Gloop him!" - Rimmer to Lister, "Red Dwarf - Justice"

gloop by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

tech head 

An uber-geek who is so into computers and I.T. that he could probably build a Pentium chip using two biscuits, a piece of string and a hampster's wheel.

"Matthew's a bit of a tech head."

"So that's why he has so many relationship problems..."

tech head by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

Red October 

Named after the famous Russian submarine, Red Octobers are those once-in-a-lifetime turds that block the toilet. You can't flush them, you can't deal with them in the normal way. Toilet paper is a serious no-no with regards to Red Octobers as this merely increases the "gross" factor by twelve. If you see a Red October, the chances are that you'll need to call the emergency services.

"Mum! Can you call the Fire Bridgade, we've got a Red October here! I've tried the shower head but that doesn't work. Make sure they bring their bio-hazard suits this time!"

Red October by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

Donald Duck 

1. Cartoon duck created by Walt Disney. Generally bad-tempered in nature and dumber than a couple of chipmunks on helium.

2. To fart in the bath.

"Sorry about that Mickey. Just turn the TV up."

Donald Duck by Mr Ben February 7, 2005