1. A Victorian device used for drying clothes.
2. To wreck or distort by applying force to it. For example, a colleague at work frequently mangles the English language by trying to speak it.
2. To wreck or distort by applying force to it. For example, a colleague at work frequently mangles the English language by trying to speak it.
1. "I say, Edward! Have you ran my bloomers through the mangle yet, what?"
2. "I would like one pint of biter peas."
2. "I would like one pint of biter peas."
by Mr Ben February 09, 2005
The feeling you get when an idea or concept is beyond your understanding. Also used to describe the idea or concept that causes head-fucking.
"You know that painting by Dali with the elephant with the giraffe legs? That gives me a serious head fuck, man."
by Mr Ben February 10, 2005
To be over-protective or smoothering of another individual. A mumsey person will not stop to think how mumsey they are - indeed, they will not see how embarrassing or annoying it can be.
"Make sure you've got everything. I've put enough sandwiches in your suitcase to feed a small army and I've squeezed in two thermos flasks of coffee. Don't forget to call us when you ge back! Have you got everything..." - typical mumsey reaction when I return to London after visiting the parents in Norfolk.
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
1. A round, cylindical object.
2. The London Underground.
3. Medical term for a totally unneccesary breast examination, usually applied to the person asking for it.
2. The London Underground.
3. Medical term for a totally unneccesary breast examination, usually applied to the person asking for it.
1. "Pass me a tube of loo-roll."
2. "I'll take the Tube to work this morning."
3. "Dr Marsh, we have a TUBE fo you in ward three. Enjoy!"
2. "I'll take the Tube to work this morning."
3. "Dr Marsh, we have a TUBE fo you in ward three. Enjoy!"
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
Usually occuring in older members of society, "Tombstone teeth" is a derogatory term used to describe a mouth consisting mainly of tongue and gums. Maybe, one or two teeth will stand out but no more than that. The ones on the bottom jaw seem more resistent to base-jumping out of the mouth, for some reason. Scientists are looking into this as I speak.
by Mr Ben February 10, 2005
A largely useless individual whose only career prospects are to work in maintainence departments painting walls and replacing light-bulbs. May have questionable habits such as an excess love of porn, language that would make a soldier blush and a equally useless son.
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
Cockney rhyming slang for someone who excessively masturbates, a wanker. Slightly better than calling someone a Gareth Hunt, at any rate.
by Mr Ben February 11, 2005