liberty

Freedom, the all-too-rare position of being able to think, speak and act indepentently. Not to be confused with equality, something else that should be more prevelant in the world today.

If someone could send this definition to the 43rd President of the USA, I would be grateful. If someone there could read it to him, I'd be even happier.
"We have succeeded in giving liberty to the Iraqi people... well, maybe not quite yet but we're working on it. Yeah."
by Mr Ben February 10, 2005
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DTS

Another medical term, used to describe obese people who are a Danger To Shipping. Those crazy doctors...
"Ms Winters has a fractured right femur, severe brusing along her right arm and is DTS."
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
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sadsack

An individual whose very presence lowers the tone in the room. Will complain about almost anything and will dress in plain, understated clothes. The human equivilent of Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh.
"Hi everybody. Hope you're feeling better today than I am. Still can't find my Prozac anywhere, I'm getting really worried now. Must the Sun rise every morning in the east? Why can't..." - ad infinitum.
by Mr Ben February 09, 2005
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tornado

A sudden and inexplicable increase in customers, causing massive amounts of damage and devastation. Then, just as strangely as it appears, the whole thing blows over and the place is empty and now wrecked.
"We've just had a bit of a tornado in here, Boss."
by Mr Ben February 07, 2005
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Donald Duck

1. Cartoon duck created by Walt Disney. Generally bad-tempered in nature and dumber than a couple of chipmunks on helium.

2. To fart in the bath.
"Sorry about that Mickey. Just turn the TV up."
by Mr Ben February 07, 2005
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Captain Sensible

Someone who doesn't like the mainstream, an individual who goes against the social norm.
"I don't like the Beatles or Elvis. I'm a right Captain Sensible, me!"
by Mr Ben February 07, 2005
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mumsey

To be over-protective or smoothering of another individual. A mumsey person will not stop to think how mumsey they are - indeed, they will not see how embarrassing or annoying it can be.
"Make sure you've got everything. I've put enough sandwiches in your suitcase to feed a small army and I've squeezed in two thermos flasks of coffee. Don't forget to call us when you ge back! Have you got everything..." - typical mumsey reaction when I return to London after visiting the parents in Norfolk.
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
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