Mr Ben's definitions

tombstone teeth

Usually occuring in older members of society, "Tombstone teeth" is a derogatory term used to describe a mouth consisting mainly of tongue and gums. Maybe, one or two teeth will stand out but no more than that. The ones on the bottom jaw seem more resistent to base-jumping out of the mouth, for some reason. Scientists are looking into this as I speak.

"That old Mrs Webster has some serious tombstone teeth. They're all yellow..."

by Mr Ben February 10, 2005

black holes

Black holes are rarely seen creatures that operate in the shadows. If anything is left lying around or falls off a table, a black hole might (for they are decreasing in number) run past and swallow it up. The reasons for them doing so are unknown but what is odd is that some of them redeposit what they've swallowed at a different location. Not to be confused with thieving gypsy bastards.

"Has anyone seen my pen?" - typical response after a black hole feeding session.

by Mr Ben February 9, 2005

mister

A title used informally to signify respect between two people but without actually meaning it.

"What time do you call this, Mister Ben?"

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

McCinsey

The absolute worst form of something. The opposite of the Real McCoy - if it's the Real McCinsey, you're fucked mister!

"This pizza is total McCinsey! I want my money back, bitch!"

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

gloop

To shoot or snipe someone in the back, without their knowledge (and probably, their approval).

"I would happily shoot him if he was on the job. Gloop him!" - Rimmer to Lister, "Red Dwarf - Justice"

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

hippo

1. A large amphibious land animal, looking like a fat, gray, leathery horse. They have a huge mouth with missing teeth and a foul temper. Do not approach or feed.

2. A fat woman dressing up in clothes several sizes to small. Do not approach of feed.

1. "And now we see the hippo in their natural habitat..."

2. "God damn, that bitch is a right hippo!"

by Mr Ben February 9, 2005

sluce

That horrible oil that gathers around the edge of a dinner plate whilst eating badly-cooked or cheap canteen food. Unnaturally red or yellow in colour and about as good for your health as a heart attack.

"Hey chef! What's all this sluce doing here?"

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005