adn

Frequent mispelling of the word "and" and therefore, possibly the most annoying word you'll ever read when going over your work. Apart from "teh".
"Round adn round they went... oh, FUCK IT!"
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
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slighty

Not to be confused with slightly, a slighty is a semi-transparent night dress worn by women. Tragically, older women.
"Woa dude! I was watching your TV and your mom came down wearing this white slighty! I was so emabarrassed!"
by Mr Ben February 10, 2005
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chavmobile

The only mode of transport for the chav of today, a chavmobile is a derogatory word for a home-converted vehicle of some description. Countless modifications may include huge subwoofers in the boot, a crude soft-top, spoilers from an F1 car, blue neon underneath the doors, spinning hub-caps, painted flames around the wheels or bonnet, a nitro-charged engine (homemade, of course) and multiple CD player. The trouble is, a chavmobile will usually be a fifteen year old Vauxhaul Nova or a Ford Fiesta that should have been scrapped after the accident.

Incidentally, why do chavs spend so much money doing up their chavmobiles when they could buy a decent car with it in the first place?
Readers of motoring magazine Max Power will be all too familiar with chavmobiles.
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
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screaming viking

1. A name given to a non-existent cocktail.

2. A fat girl having an orgasm.
"I think I'll have a screaming viking too!"
by Mr Ben February 07, 2005
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thieving gypsy bastards

Fairly self-explanatory, I thought. Unseen or unknown person who steals petty things like pens and penny coins. Not to be confused with black holes.
by Mr Ben February 09, 2005
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spoodge

To deposit a large amount of something, usually semen.
"I'm going to the bank - I've a spoodge for them."
by Mr Ben February 08, 2005
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Brandy Alexander

A bartender's nightmare because it involves cream. Take a large brandy, mix it with creme de cacao and double cream (one part cacao, one part cream and two parts brandy) and shake the whole thing over ice. Strain into glass and top with grated nutmeg or chocolate. Curiously popular with old ladies but not as nice as a Grasshopper.
"Can I have three Brandy Alexanders please?" - order guaranteed to piss off this bartender.
by Mr Ben February 09, 2005
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