P.E.T.S.

P.E.T.S. is an acronym meaning people, events, timings, and situations. These are the four elements that bring expansive and transformational karma into our lives. Teamwork makes the dream work. These four elements are listed in order of importance. If you have only one of these good people are the most important element. The ancient proverb says: “A moment of good company will enable you to cross the worldly ocean,” With good people you can create the other three elements. Ultimately and — somewhat mysteriously — all four of these elements are subtly connected.
One key to changing your life is understanding the P.E.T.S. in your life — people, events, timings, and situations of your life. Having the right people in your life creates events that can be life altering. Partnerships and collaborations create timings for successfully situations. The acronym is a reminder of the elements needed to live gracefully.
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funeral drinking game

The funeral drinking game is played in the Midwest after loss of a family member.

It is considered to be the crown jewel of “Wisconsin Death Trip Culture”.

It is an extremely life affirming ritual; and, completely depends of being especially attentive during the funeral.

If you play this game even once you will experience the pagan origins of this ritual.

It’s played with beer, wine, cognac, or peppermint schnapps depending on Alcohol by volume acquired tolerance and budget.

Ideal foods eaten during the game are hot wings, or microwaved bags of fast food burgers referred to as “soak ‘em ups” for their function of slowing the flooding of alcohol into the system.

Drinking occurs whenever someone has observed the event that is proffered resulting almost immediately in group laughter.

Examples of gameplay that are illustrative; but not exhaustive include:

If you saw cousin Tony rubbing his gums after he did a line of cocaine in the coat room DRINK!
Drink if you got tired of the kid in the front row dropping coins during the funeral.
Sip each time someone told you “you have my sympathy” during the receiving line.
Drink if you know who the funeral fuck couple will be!
If you are a member of the funeral fuck couple chug!!!

We all get a turn to play and we all get to be the cause of the funeral drinking game.

It’s the circle of life.
I was identified as a member of the fuck couple when we played grandads funeral drinking game and I had to chug. HE WOUODN’T HAVE HAD IT ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!
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It was a different time.

It was a different time is the most typical American excuse to explain how we treated each other in the past; as well as, the greatest argument for revamped American educational paradigms. We can’t change what we don’t understand; and we can’t understand if we don’t learn.
During the idealistic late 1960’s and early 1970’s it was thought that teaching people a more inclusive version of history would strengthen America and help her to live up to her promise — it was a different time.
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I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.

This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:

“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.

It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.

Almost.
This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:

Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.

Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.
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ACE

ACE — I people who identify as being asexual. I they exist on a spectrum where they experience little or no physical, sexual or emotional attraction to other people.

In some ancient and old cultures, these people are considered holy people, because of their absolute neutrality, towards the world and others; and, because they don’t experience the world through a filter of their own desires.

In contemporary cultures, these people are seen to have a pathology because for most people, it is unimaginable to look at the world and others, through any other screen, except the screen of acquisitiveness.
Your eyes may shine; your teeth may grit; but, none of that pussy shall you get: that woman is an ACE!!!!! an ace
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That baby has been here before! — The recognition of worldliness in the eyes and posture of a baby or young child. This preternatural awareness indicates that the child hasn’t forgotten much between the death in the last lifetime and the reincarnation into this lifetime.

Though largely belonging to the religions of the book, African American Black culture, low key, accepts reincarnation as a metaphysical possibility.

Young boys who carry themselves in this way are given nicknames like “Half Man”.

They are also called Li’l + (a name). So there will be a Big Mike and a Li’l Mike, for example.

Most little boys named Michael are bad; and, little boys who attract bad boy names HAVE DEFINITELY BEEN HERE BEFORE.

People who fulfill this definition are charismatic and have a lifetime of adventures.

Interestingly, this behavior is encouraged in boys; but, not in girls which leads to predictably bad outcomes in both situations.

In the disco era, a song called: There but for the Grace of Gods described the birth of “…a little girl with a crooked smile” who does not come to a good end because she is smothered by overprotection.

The opposite of this is adventurous boys who end up at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Surviving these adventures whether you are a man or a woman earns you the moniker “Old Head” meaning: not only have you seen a lot; but you have lived to tell about it.

And maybe people should both listen to and learn from your experiences.
Li’l Mike only lets girls with big breast lift pick him up. That baby has been here before!
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You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! — a taunt used in pugilistic or sexual situations daring an opponent to engage with you because your skill level is so superior that they may be potentially injurious for the unprepared. A variation of this dare is: You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back.

Either way and in either situation, you had better be able to deliver if you talk shit like that!!!!! Otherwise you will be accused of “selling woof tickets.”
Overheard; An old man with a cane to a young man giving him some lip:

“Come in over here you young jitterbug; I ain’t sellin’ no woof tickets — You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!“
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