Definitions by Mind Hunter the Profiler
Tucker Fucker
Tucker Fucker — At noon on Monday April 24th 2023; Fox News made Tucker Carlson the poster boy for having foot put dead in his ass.
Fox News became The Tucker Fucker by making him the fall guy for the large and historic defamation payout Fox News just had to Dominion Voting Systems.
For his scandalous behavior on air, and the lies he told about voting machines and on behalf of “Dolt 45”, Tucker was shown the door.
There were knives in his back and footprints all over his pants. When they were done with him, he didn’t even have a place to hang mistletoe to tell Fox News to kiss his ass!!!
If you’re not paying attention please take note: OLD WHITE MEN EAT THEIR YOUNG.
Like Michael Corleone, I’m sure Rupert Murdock was either at a wedding, funeral, or baptism when this announcement was made.
The first the public heard was that on Friday April 21st Tucker Carlson had done his last show.
Which came as quite a surprise to Tucker Carlson.
No lube was used in the fucking of Tucker Carlson.
Fox News became The Tucker Fucker by making him the fall guy for the large and historic defamation payout Fox News just had to Dominion Voting Systems.
For his scandalous behavior on air, and the lies he told about voting machines and on behalf of “Dolt 45”, Tucker was shown the door.
There were knives in his back and footprints all over his pants. When they were done with him, he didn’t even have a place to hang mistletoe to tell Fox News to kiss his ass!!!
If you’re not paying attention please take note: OLD WHITE MEN EAT THEIR YOUNG.
Like Michael Corleone, I’m sure Rupert Murdock was either at a wedding, funeral, or baptism when this announcement was made.
The first the public heard was that on Friday April 21st Tucker Carlson had done his last show.
Which came as quite a surprise to Tucker Carlson.
No lube was used in the fucking of Tucker Carlson.
Fox News became The Tucker Fucker at noon on Monday April 24th 2023 by making him the fall guy for the large and historic defamation payout Fox just had to pay to Dominion Voting Systems. No lube was used in the fucking of Tucker Carlson.
Tucker Fucker by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023
You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back!
You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back! — a variation of You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! Spoken as a prelude to the promise of a good fight; or, overly vigorous multi-position highly active sex — though not at the same time.
Neither of these are possible for the current generation of men who are still virgins at 28; and, keyboard warriors only at best!!! But, that’s another Urban Dictionary entry.
Neither of these are possible for the current generation of men who are still virgins at 28; and, keyboard warriors only at best!!! But, that’s another Urban Dictionary entry.
An extreme athlete just who spent 500 days in a cave and recently came out told her lover:
You can try to have sex with me if you want to; but, I’ve been in a cave for 500 days; You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back!
You can try to have sex with me if you want to; but, I’ve been in a cave for 500 days; You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back!
You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back! by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023
You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!
You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! — a taunt used in pugilistic or sexual situations daring an opponent to engage with you because your skill level is so superior that they may be potentially injurious for the unprepared. A variation of this dare is: You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back.
Either way and in either situation, you had better be able to deliver if you talk shit like that!!!!! Otherwise you will be accused of “selling woof tickets.”
Either way and in either situation, you had better be able to deliver if you talk shit like that!!!!! Otherwise you will be accused of “selling woof tickets.”
Overheard; An old man with a cane to a young man giving him some lip:
“Come in over here you young jitterbug; I ain’t sellin’ no woof tickets — You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!“
“Come in over here you young jitterbug; I ain’t sellin’ no woof tickets — You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!“
You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023
capitalism is gay for pay
capitalism gay for pay — the ironic and paradoxical behavior of the American legal system’s penchant of enacting laws against LGBTQ and Transexual people; while, simultaneously having corporate donors lining up to be sponsors for Gay Pride events when money can be made.
Cash Rules Everything Around Me — C.R.E.A.M.
This could be because of the “Double Income No Kids” lifestyle many gay people live, which gives them tremendous disposable income and purchasing power.
Or, it could be based on the deeply conflicted nature our culture has about sex and sexuality in all of its forms.
You can sell a car with a beautiful woman; she just can’t have access to Planned Parenthood, birth control, and abortion services.
Another example is the many versions of “boner pills” that can be purchased.
America, we are there for the erection — just not for the outcome.
An illustrative though not exhaustive list of “Rainbow Sponsors” include:
Ernst & Young
New York Life
Hilton
TD Bank
Converse
Toms
Absolut Vodka
Postmates
Disney (Take that Ron DeSantis a.k.a. The Great White Nope!)
A very interesting list.
One — somewhat unreasonable— response to all of this has been to shoot smaller sponsored consumer products with high velocity firearms.
This will not end well.
Cash Rules Everything Around Me — C.R.E.A.M.
This could be because of the “Double Income No Kids” lifestyle many gay people live, which gives them tremendous disposable income and purchasing power.
Or, it could be based on the deeply conflicted nature our culture has about sex and sexuality in all of its forms.
You can sell a car with a beautiful woman; she just can’t have access to Planned Parenthood, birth control, and abortion services.
Another example is the many versions of “boner pills” that can be purchased.
America, we are there for the erection — just not for the outcome.
An illustrative though not exhaustive list of “Rainbow Sponsors” include:
Ernst & Young
New York Life
Hilton
TD Bank
Converse
Toms
Absolut Vodka
Postmates
Disney (Take that Ron DeSantis a.k.a. The Great White Nope!)
A very interesting list.
One — somewhat unreasonable— response to all of this has been to shoot smaller sponsored consumer products with high velocity firearms.
This will not end well.
capitalism is gay for pay by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 20, 2023
Rapid Unplanned Disassembly
Rapid Unplanned Disassembly — The premature ejaculatory explosion of the penis shaped Space X rocket “Starship” on April 20th 2023.
Rapid Unplanned Disassembly is just a boutique term that means: your rocket just blew up!
Starship was produced by “neuroatypical” millionaire Elon Musk for whom — apparently — a sport car is insufficient to compensate for his small “Willy-Johnson” and extreme social awkwardness.
Money can’t buy everything!
This new rocket was “all balls an no shaft” and exploded soon after takeoff.
That’s what she said!!!!!!
It sported the largest rocket engine ever attempted to be launched; and, wonderfully answered the physics question:
“What happens if you attach a jet engine to a Volkswagen Beetle”.
The rocket was “unmanned” which is exactly how one feels when things explode too soon.
Interestingly, the launch was labeled a success.
Rapid Unplanned Disassembly is just a boutique term that means: your rocket just blew up!
Starship was produced by “neuroatypical” millionaire Elon Musk for whom — apparently — a sport car is insufficient to compensate for his small “Willy-Johnson” and extreme social awkwardness.
Money can’t buy everything!
This new rocket was “all balls an no shaft” and exploded soon after takeoff.
That’s what she said!!!!!!
It sported the largest rocket engine ever attempted to be launched; and, wonderfully answered the physics question:
“What happens if you attach a jet engine to a Volkswagen Beetle”.
The rocket was “unmanned” which is exactly how one feels when things explode too soon.
Interestingly, the launch was labeled a success.
On April 20th 2023, Elon Musk’s rocket, Starship, experienced Rapid Unplanned Disassembly. It is not clear if he has anyone to help him with the clean up. Creativity leads to sticky situations that one usually has to resolve one’s self.
Rapid Unplanned Disassembly by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 20, 2023
Pudding Fingers
Pudding Fingers — Every now and then you simply must congratulate your ops.
An alternative appellation for Ron DeSantis and an amazing example of shade being cast in broad daylight.
Pudding fingers is an extremely sly way of saying that Ron DeSantis “digs in Donald Trump’s ass” for tactics and a manufactured personae that even include copying Trump’s hand gestures.
On the surface this appellation of Ron DeSantis refers to his habit of eating pudding with his fingers. But, for those conversant in contemporary sexual slang imagery and practices, this is a superimposition of DeSantis’ personal eating habits with the slang term for digital stimulation of the anus during copulation of oral stimulation in both homosexual and heterosexual sex.
Figure out how that works yourself!
The MAGA PAC dropped the “Pudding Fingers Ad” with the provocative tagline: “Ron DeSantis — he loves putting his fingers where they don’t belong. “
No judgement — some people like “oysters and snails”; but, something tells me that some very colorful people support Trump from this PAC.
And let’s not forget that “President Pussy Grabber” also had a penchant for “putting his hands where they didn’t belong” as well. I hesitate in creating a term for what he liked to eat with his fingers or the outcome of his civil case for doing the same.
An alternative appellation for Ron DeSantis and an amazing example of shade being cast in broad daylight.
Pudding fingers is an extremely sly way of saying that Ron DeSantis “digs in Donald Trump’s ass” for tactics and a manufactured personae that even include copying Trump’s hand gestures.
On the surface this appellation of Ron DeSantis refers to his habit of eating pudding with his fingers. But, for those conversant in contemporary sexual slang imagery and practices, this is a superimposition of DeSantis’ personal eating habits with the slang term for digital stimulation of the anus during copulation of oral stimulation in both homosexual and heterosexual sex.
Figure out how that works yourself!
The MAGA PAC dropped the “Pudding Fingers Ad” with the provocative tagline: “Ron DeSantis — he loves putting his fingers where they don’t belong. “
No judgement — some people like “oysters and snails”; but, something tells me that some very colorful people support Trump from this PAC.
And let’s not forget that “President Pussy Grabber” also had a penchant for “putting his hands where they didn’t belong” as well. I hesitate in creating a term for what he liked to eat with his fingers or the outcome of his civil case for doing the same.
Ron DeSantis has so much residue on his Pudding Fingers that we have to check the bills he signs for e.coli, fingerprints, and Trump’s DNA.
Pudding Fingers by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 17, 2023
The Great White NOPE!
The Great White NOPE! — Mike Pence and Ron DeSantis along with any member of MAGA and The Freedom Caucus.
Yep…that about covers it.
Yep…that about covers it.
Mike Pence and Ron DeSantis along with any member of MAGA and The Freedom Caucus equals The Great White NOPE!. Who do I have to fuck to make these people disappear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????
The Great White NOPE! by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 17, 2023