Mind Hunter the Profiler's definitions
That’s so much! — a more intense version of: “That’s a lot!”; and yet another way to say: “Da Fuq!!!!????”
This ejaculation is usually accompanied by sitting down hard; throwing an object to the ground in frustration; or almost losing consciousness.
If it is whispered or spoken softly; then this is even worse.
A reaction to being confronted by a life changing moment involving People, Events, Timings, or Situations.
This ejaculation is usually accompanied by sitting down hard; throwing an object to the ground in frustration; or almost losing consciousness.
If it is whispered or spoken softly; then this is even worse.
A reaction to being confronted by a life changing moment involving People, Events, Timings, or Situations.
1) Husband confronted by his wife in bed with another woman:
That’s so much!
2) Wife confronted by her husband in bed with the same woman:
That’s so much!
3) Extended family confronted by the 21st century concept of “The Thruple”
That’s so much!
That’s so much!
2) Wife confronted by her husband in bed with the same woman:
That’s so much!
3) Extended family confronted by the 21st century concept of “The Thruple”
That’s so much!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 5, 2023
Get the That’s so much!mug. I know why Yoda sighs… — The helpless, exasperated, ejaculation uttered when someone who is suppose to be watching your back completely misses the mark.
Your mission partner only has one well articulated and necessary job necessary for the successful completion of “THE PLAN” and they absolutely blow it.
The origin of this expression is the scene in the movie: The Empire Strikes Back when the Jedi Master Yoda deeply sighs after Luke Skywalker fails his test inside of the Dark Side tree.
Luke had one job…ONE JOB!!!!!!!
And he blew it; HE BLEW IT!!!!!!!!!!
And Yoda sighed!!!!!
Your mission partner only has one well articulated and necessary job necessary for the successful completion of “THE PLAN” and they absolutely blow it.
The origin of this expression is the scene in the movie: The Empire Strikes Back when the Jedi Master Yoda deeply sighs after Luke Skywalker fails his test inside of the Dark Side tree.
Luke had one job…ONE JOB!!!!!!!
And he blew it; HE BLEW IT!!!!!!!!!!
And Yoda sighed!!!!!
You had one job…one motherfucking job…and you blew it; YOU BLEW IT…now I know why Yoda sighs…how could you have fucked that up!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023
Get the I know why Yoda sighs…mug. The articulation of a fantasy; or, the practicing of an act that is waaaaaaaaaaaay to descriptive to have just spontaneously arisen in the mind of the articulator or the performer.
And if you ask them to repeat what they just said or did; they actual can — on demand.
Verbatim.
AND THEY DO NOT HESITATE OR STUTTER!!!!!!!!!!
And if you ask them to repeat what they just said or did; they actual can — on demand.
Verbatim.
AND THEY DO NOT HESITATE OR STUTTER!!!!!!!!!!
1) Her:
Do you think people ever make love on the living room floor covered with a large plastic drop cloth; after rubbing each other down with warm sesame oil while listening to a Drake album on infinite repeat?
Him: Wow, babe!!!! That’s waaaaaaaaaaaay overly specific!!!!!!
2) Friend #1
When you go to the gun range what do you use as a target?
Friend #2
Me? I traced an outline from a picture I pirated from Facebook of my ex-wife and her new husband on tracing paper using a thin Sharpie Marker.
Then, I had it enlarged and copied at the print shop on cream colored heavy poster paper — the same color she painted our bedroom when she redecorated in happier times.
Friend#1) Man! THAT’S WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY OVERLY SPECIFIC!!!!!!!
Do you think people ever make love on the living room floor covered with a large plastic drop cloth; after rubbing each other down with warm sesame oil while listening to a Drake album on infinite repeat?
Him: Wow, babe!!!! That’s waaaaaaaaaaaay overly specific!!!!!!
2) Friend #1
When you go to the gun range what do you use as a target?
Friend #2
Me? I traced an outline from a picture I pirated from Facebook of my ex-wife and her new husband on tracing paper using a thin Sharpie Marker.
Then, I had it enlarged and copied at the print shop on cream colored heavy poster paper — the same color she painted our bedroom when she redecorated in happier times.
Friend#1) Man! THAT’S WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY OVERLY SPECIFIC!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 29, 2022
Get the overly specificmug. AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! Is a linguistically versatile expression that can express: sexual excitement; great joy, a warning; or the anticipation of eating a great meal.
This expression can be notably heard in the vintage R&B classics Groove Me by King Floyd (1971) and One Monkey Don’t Stop No Show by The Honey Comb (1971) — which may have been when the expression entered popular culture.
The ironically named character for the book and HBO series True Blood “Sookie Stackhouse” is the actual embodiment of this expression since every aspect of the definition applies to her pulchritudinous body.
This expression can be notably heard in the vintage R&B classics Groove Me by King Floyd (1971) and One Monkey Don’t Stop No Show by The Honey Comb (1971) — which may have been when the expression entered popular culture.
The ironically named character for the book and HBO series True Blood “Sookie Stackhouse” is the actual embodiment of this expression since every aspect of the definition applies to her pulchritudinous body.
1) AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! Did you see those two new strippers tonight
2) AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! You made me a whole plate the Atlanta Lemon Pepper Wet Wings
3) AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! They just jumped your homeboy!!!! Let’s go and get ‘em!
4) Whose potato salad is this; is it mama’s? AWWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW!
2) AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! You made me a whole plate the Atlanta Lemon Pepper Wet Wings
3) AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW! They just jumped your homeboy!!!! Let’s go and get ‘em!
4) Whose potato salad is this; is it mama’s? AWWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 18, 2022
Get the AWWW SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW!mug. make a way to break away — the earnest effort to use every ounce of your courage, skill, heart, and drive, to create a path for yourself in this world.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 2, 2023
Get the make a way to break awaymug. Puerta R.I.C.O. — A new name for Georgia meaning “gateway to R.I.C.O. charges.A play on the name Puerto Rico, the island where Donald Trump callously threw rolls of paper towels to people who lost everything to tropical hurricanes in October of 2017.
Puerta R.I.C.O. as a name for Georgia refers to Monday August 14th 2023 when an Atlanta-based grand jury indicted former President Donald J. Trump and 18 co-defendants on state charges stemming from their efforts to overturn the former president’s 2020 electoral defeat in the Peach State.
91 total charges in four jurisdictions and four mug shots later we now have, as of August 15th 2023, a Republican front runner that is out on bail in four pending court cases.
GOD BLESS AMERICA?
Puerta R.I.C.O. as a name for Georgia refers to Monday August 14th 2023 when an Atlanta-based grand jury indicted former President Donald J. Trump and 18 co-defendants on state charges stemming from their efforts to overturn the former president’s 2020 electoral defeat in the Peach State.
91 total charges in four jurisdictions and four mug shots later we now have, as of August 15th 2023, a Republican front runner that is out on bail in four pending court cases.
GOD BLESS AMERICA?
The new name for Georgia is Puerta R.I.C.O. “the gateway to charging Trump with racketeering charges. “Just an old sweet song keeps Georgia on my mind”!!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 21, 2023
Get the Puerta R.I.C.O.mug. P.E.T.S. is an acronym meaning people, events, timings, and situations. These are the four elements that bring expansive and transformational karma into our lives. Teamwork makes the dream work. These four elements are listed in order of importance. If you have only one of these good people are the most important element. The ancient proverb says: “A moment of good company will enable you to cross the worldly ocean,” With good people you can create the other three elements. Ultimately and — somewhat mysteriously — all four of these elements are subtly connected.
One key to changing your life is understanding the P.E.T.S. in your life — people, events, timings, and situations of your life. Having the right people in your life creates events that can be life altering. Partnerships and collaborations create timings for successfully situations. The acronym is a reminder of the elements needed to live gracefully.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 5, 2023
Get the P.E.T.S.mug.