Definitions by Mike

peener fuzz 

1. The strong, low hanging branches of any tree capable of sustaining the weight of a young boy
2. Pubic hair

When Vincent was a young boy in the seventh grade, he would swing from the peener fuzz during lunch recess. Coincidentally, that same year Vincent began to notice a sparse growth of peener fuzz at the base of his penis.

peener fuzz by Mike December 26, 2004

Fucking A 

Fuck an 'O' it's easier.

Mike: Fucking A!
Raymond: Fuck an 'O' it's easier.

Fucking A by Mike December 26, 2004

SAR 

abbreviation, serial anal rapist

Lisa: Kevin's in jail.
Mike: What?!
Lisa: They say he's the Bay Area SAR.
Mike: Oh.

SAR by Mike December 26, 2004

er-er 

A covert reference to sexual activity, particularly in response to a non-sexual statement. Literally, the squeaking of a bed during sexual intercourse.

Gloria: Lisa, would you like help trimming that bush?
Kevin: Er-er.
Gloria: Huh?

er-er by Mike December 26, 2004

Randy West 

The only male pornstar who fakes an orgasm. Apparently, his system was depleted of semen sometime during the mid eighties.

Randy West: If you think that pornography disrespects women, let me ask you this. What about gay porn?

Randy West by Mike December 26, 2004

this knob 

A retort to a statement, particularly a taunting remark, indicating jovial displeasure with the person

Kevin: I finally got around to trying the Gillette Mach3 razor, it works really well.
Mike: So there's no razor burn on your nuts?
Kevin: This knob!

this knob by Mike December 26, 2004

sunland

a shithole where birds live

im not picking up meyer, he lives in that craptown, sunland, and hes gay

sunland by mike December 25, 2004