The diametric opposite of what a male porn star should be. A textbook example of low or non-existent sperm count; it appears his testicles simply stopped functioning sometime around 1978. His cumshots have been accurately described as "scrotum dust" by his female co-workers.

The phrase "Randy West" can also be used as a euphemism in polite conversation for "exceedingly small penis" or "impotent." Doctors sometimes jokingly refer to the medical condition Retrograde Ejaculation as "The Randy West Syndrome."

ex: Peter North - Large cock; huge cumshots
Randy West - Small cock; dribble, dribble

Trivia: Jewish, real name Andy Abrams. Jews are sometimes categorized as having small penises, and unfortunately, Randy West fulfills this stereotype perfectly. Thank G-d Ron Jeremy exists as a counterbalance.

Antonyms: studly, real man