Definitions by Merchant

Xbox 

The videogame console for morons which is completely inferior to Sony's Playstation 2 and even 1 as well as Dreamcast and gamecube (while i hate nintendo, Resident Evil 4 does kick ur ass).

"Hi I'm Billy Xbox and I'm a moron!" "Hi I'm Playstation Pete and I say fuck you assgoblin!"

Xbox by Merchant August 31, 2005

Chinared 

See chicom. synonym: Red Chinese. It also can just refer to the anything Chinese and communist.

Norinco, a Chinared firearms manufacture is notorious for stealing already made and copyright protected designs of other guns, renaming them, and selling them, despite that they do not have permission from the designers. Such stolen designs include: the AKM, M1 Garand, M16, M4, M14, Remington M870, Uzi, Beretta, all sig sauer pistols, RPK, G3A3,svd dragunov, etc etc etc etc etc

Chinared by Merchant August 31, 2005

Strippiest

What Grampa Simpson used to describe a "new age stripper wife" in an episode in which they conned people out of their money for a while. Grampa was acting out in a con pretending to win a million dollars when he said 'I'm going to get me one of those new age stripper wives, it'll be the strippiest, wifiest-' then stopped to fake his own demise in a heartattack.

"Hey Jim has one of those newage stripper wives!" "How is it Jim?" "She's the strippiest, wifiest, best damn thing to ever happen to a sack of crap like myself, thats for damn sure!"

Strippiest by Merchant August 31, 2005

L.A.W 

Standing for "Light Anti-Armor Weapon" the L.A.W M72 disposable rocket launcher utilizes a 66mm rocket and has been used with United States military forces since 1961 and modernized versions such as the L.A.W M72A7 are now currently in service.

"John aimed the L.A.W at the UFO and waited for it to ascend to his liking then fired sending the Reticulins inside to a fiery death."

L.A.W by Merchant August 30, 2005

Cap 

To shoot someone in the head. To be capped is to be shot in the head.

"He turned around and fired his Smith and Wesson M-76 submachine gun from the hip, capping the ski-masked criminal with several rounds of 9mm Parabellum and causing his head to blast apart like a fleshy can of cherry soda."

Cap by Merchant August 30, 2005

Bunnygirl 

A waitress, prostitute, anime character, videogame character, or average girl who wears a costume which consists of a bunnyears hairband, a fluffy bunnytail, and sometimes a bowtie and tuxedo wrist-cuffs. Bunnygirl outfits are usually intended to be sexually arousing.

"That girl looked so cute in that bunnygirl outfit..."

Bunnygirl by Merchant August 30, 2005

Minmeister Kartoffel Kompfen 

Minmeister Kartoffel Kompfen means Mister Potato Head in German. Usually combined with other random German words and phraises to be shouted at strangers to intimidate or scare them in a comic manor.

Kommen ze hier so iz to flichen jer kompfen und svindel uppen, minmeister kartoffel kompfen!! screamed the young man at the old woman who immediate dropped her bag and ran like Michael Jackson being chased by Arnold Schwartzenegger in the role of Kindergarden Cop.

Minmeister Kartoffel Kompfen by Merchant August 30, 2005