Merchant's definitions

Shabalakhan

Shabalakhan is what Rolf on Ed, Edd, and Eddy yelled when jumping to attack Eddy with a shoe when he thought he was a giant insect in his basement.

"What is it?" "It's so gross!" "Knarely!" "Rolf will get the ravenous creature, SHABALAKHAN!"

by Merchant August 31, 2005

Schwartz

A penis-powered version of the famed nerd's-holy-grail, the light saber. Yes this penis-powered light saber was used in the film Space Balls. (title has nothing to do with penises, or so I think)

"Ah ha! I see your schwartz is as long as mine!"

by Merchant August 31, 2005

UMP

A 9mmparabellum and .45ACP caliber submachinegun manufactured by Heckler & Koch, Germany. Also the sound Ted Kennedy makes if you knee him in the scrotum.

THWACK! "UMP!" Bingo!

by Merchant August 31, 2005

Pirate

A term referring to 1700's sea-raiders who disturbingly enough were mostly homosexuals because of mostly all men crews.

"Yarrg" said the pirate. "My you sure are a homosexual." replied Johnny.

by Merchant April 30, 2006

Xbox

The videogame console for morons which is completely inferior to Sony's Playstation 2 and even 1 as well as Dreamcast and gamecube (while i hate nintendo, Resident Evil 4 does kick ur ass).

"Hi I'm Billy Xbox and I'm a moron!" "Hi I'm Playstation Pete and I say fuck you assgoblin!"

by Merchant August 31, 2005

Chinared

See chicom. synonym: Red Chinese. It also can just refer to the anything Chinese and communist.

Norinco, a Chinared firearms manufacture is notorious for stealing already made and copyright protected designs of other guns, renaming them, and selling them, despite that they do not have permission from the designers. Such stolen designs include: the AKM, M1 Garand, M16, M4, M14, Remington M870, Uzi, Beretta, all sig sauer pistols, RPK, G3A3,svd dragunov, etc etc etc etc etc

by Merchant August 31, 2005

Strippiest

What Grampa Simpson used to describe a "new age stripper wife" in an episode in which they conned people out of their money for a while. Grampa was acting out in a con pretending to win a million dollars when he said 'I'm going to get me one of those new age stripper wives, it'll be the strippiest, wifiest-' then stopped to fake his own demise in a heartattack.

"Hey Jim has one of those newage stripper wives!" "How is it Jim?" "She's the strippiest, wifiest, best damn thing to ever happen to a sack of crap like myself, thats for damn sure!"

by Merchant August 31, 2005