Merchant's definitions

Cockmonkey

Vulgarity used as a synonym for the following: asshole, jerk, loser, bastard. Usually not used with serious intent, I.E jokingly calling a friend a cockmonkey.

Dan kills Jim in Bushido Blade 2 to which Jim yells in a comedic fashion: "Goddamn you, you stupid cockmonkey!"

by Merchant August 30, 2005

Pirate

A term referring to 1700's sea-raiders who disturbingly enough were mostly homosexuals because of mostly all men crews.

"Yarrg" said the pirate. "My you sure are a homosexual." replied Johnny.

by Merchant April 30, 2006

Shabalakhan

Shabalakhan is what Rolf on Ed, Edd, and Eddy yelled when jumping to attack Eddy with a shoe when he thought he was a giant insect in his basement.

"What is it?" "It's so gross!" "Knarely!" "Rolf will get the ravenous creature, SHABALAKHAN!"

by Merchant August 31, 2005

Parisian Whore

An insulting term partaining to French-speaking women. Particularly ones from Paris but also can relate to all French speaking women.

"Look at that discusting moustached Parisian Whore over there, OH JESUS!! It's looking this way! RUN!!!!!!!"

by Merchant August 31, 2005

Zeta Reticuli I and II

Zeta Reticuli I and II form a star system which is supposedly the home to Zeta Reticulins, a race of aliens commonly referred to as the Greys. This system was first mapped out by Betty and Barney Hill after an abduction and thought to be fake but was discovered by astronomers as real in 1967. This star system is key evidence as proof of alien existance.

"I have come from what you know as Zeta Reticuli I and II..." said the short, gray-skinned alien as Johnny examined it's large black eyes

by Merchant July 9, 2006

Smith and Wesson M-76

A submachine gun produced by Smith and Wesson firearms during the Vietnam War for special operations and vehicle crew personnel. This submachinegun was chambered for 9 x19mmParabellum and its clip held 36 rounds. The main design of this submachine gun was based off of the Swedish "Gustav M45" submachine gun which also was chambered for the 9 x19mmParabellum cartridge and also held 36 rounds in its clip. The Smith and Wesson M-76 was produced under request by the US government when supply for the Gustav M45 was cut off because the Swedish did not believe in the war effort. Several almost exact copies of the M-76 have been produced by MK Arms (the MK760 which is about 99.9% the exact same gun, internally and externally except for a few parts and the fact that two versions were made; one in 9mmpara like the M-76 and one in the larger .45ACP cartridge,) and a company known as Stemple which's more like 80% the same gun, most the differences are in external additions and like the MK760 has two versions one in 9mm and one in .45ACP.

Charlton Heston used a Smith and Wesson M-76 submachine gun several times in the movie The Omega Man.

by Merchant August 30, 2005

Cap

To shoot someone in the head. To be capped is to be shot in the head.

"He turned around and fired his Smith and Wesson M-76 submachine gun from the hip, capping the ski-masked criminal with several rounds of 9mm Parabellum and causing his head to blast apart like a fleshy can of cherry soda."

by Merchant August 30, 2005