MatT's definitions

pr0n

adj.
cool, neat, neato, super

Dude that is so pr0n.

by Matt November 16, 2004

quarter pounder with cheese

an anorexic slapper with mushrooms growing out of her cabbage patch snatch

"man that was the cheesest burger i ever have eater, way better than maccas quarter punder with cheese

by matt July 26, 2003

sexah

thats what my gf meaghan is..and toni is jealous cuz she says im gay for talking about meaghan so much..scroll down on that page..she's chocolate ahahahah

Meaghan is so damn freakin sexah!

by matt July 24, 2003

philosophy

Contrary to some of the vacuous bullshit you'll find on this page, philosophy is a noble, no, possibly THE most noble academic discipline one can study. Sans repeating what our friend correctly said about the five major fields, I will say this: We live and die for philosophy. Even if we don't realize it, nearly everything we believe is predicated on someone's philosophical investigations. To debase the mother of all sciences as a "waste of the taxpayer's money" is to admit barefaced ignorance.

Oh yeah, and philosophy majors score higher than any other majors on the graduate exam; mathematics students come in second. Maybe they're doing something right.

PS. I'm not a philosophy major.

Do philosophy, dipshit.

by Matt May 26, 2004

shitcock

1. Literally a cock covered in shit, after anal penetration.

2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.

Get away from me shitcock!

by matt November 13, 2003

Mount Vernon

A waste of space. It's Yonkers gone to Hell.

The Home of the Brave beats Money Earnin' Mount Vernon any day.

by Matt November 4, 2004

gfcbhead

to call someone a bfgchead without them knowing. originates from a spanish test answers

your a trobless gfcbhead arent you

by matt July 2, 2003