Definitions by Mat

sadgasm 

1: an ejaculation achived after meaningless sex lacking that feel good afterglow.

2: a sudden burst of depression.

3: a band from an epsoide of the simpsons.

4: achieving an orgasm while sad or depressed.

When i listen to to much pop music i have a sadgasm.

sadgasm by Mat May 17, 2008

liquid death 

1. A drug that can induce unconciousness, similar to alcohol but much more potent. 2 spoonfulls can knock out almost anyone.

2. A phrase that sounds cool if you say it in a metallica-esque voice. It can mean "Cool!" or "Total Destruction!".

- Dont drink liquid death when youre driving or else you will certainly crash.
- Dude that Decapitated concert was straight up LIQUID DEATH!!
- How about a taste of LIQUID DEATH!!?

liquid death by Mat August 30, 2006

880991

This number when multiplied by the speed of sound, is the speed of light; aka mach 880991 (the speed of light).

When you see something it's not exactly how it looked when you saw it because the light has to travel to your eyes, and it does so at mach 880991, fast, but not instant.

880991 by Mat May 30, 2005

spoony 

A colorful species of waterfowl (duck) considered less desirable by hunters. Sometimes refered to as, "Portuguse broad billed flying technocolor rat".

Slow day at the blind so we shot a pair of spooneys then got drunk

spoony by Mat May 13, 2005

huckabee 

a person who is really dumb

" wow what a huckabee "

huckabee by mat May 13, 2005

capsworthy 

Something so amazing it is worthy of being typed in capital letters.

HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY is so capsworthy!

capsworthy by Mat April 24, 2005

los tres pantalones 

hip-hoppin fresh mexican posse

:i wish i was a los tres pantalones

los tres pantalones by mat April 22, 2005