spoony

A colorful species of waterfowl (duck) considered less desirable by hunters. Sometimes refered to as, "Portuguse broad billed flying technocolor rat".

Slow day at the blind so we shot a pair of spooneys then got drunk

by Mat March 01, 2005

ignorance

The state that anyone who looks down on another country, race, sex or human being lives in.

"Americans are all fat, stupid and arrogant."
"English people have bad teeh and we saved them in WW2!"
"I hate chinese people."

by Mat November 09, 2003

Grebos

grungies

nivana

by mat October 14, 2003

bleng

An item of jewlry that is fake, for example not real gold or silver....

Or i could just be making the word up...

Hay, He aint got bling he got bleng!

by mat October 15, 2004

Wurzels

The best song eva. As a Somerseter (south west england) I can boast about having the Wurzels. The Beatles of the South West.
Songs like; Combine Harvester, The Blackbird, Drink up thy Zider. See also: Wurzel

"I gotta brand new COmbine Harvester, and i'll give you the key..." --Combine Harvester

by mat October 11, 2004

pasty

A friggen retard. One who is most likely dumb, and scrawny.

Pasty. He is scrawny, and friggen retarded.

by Mat April 01, 2003

kroger

a forced labor camp in which poor people are forced to complete useless tasks at the beckoning of five bazillion bosses each having they're own stupid idosynchrocies.

"hey man wutz up? Jus goin to work. Where? Kro-er..hell."

by mat April 02, 2003