Mat's definitions

Mo Fo

Simple word to identify Tommy. A Tommy at work needs to be identified as a mo fo.

Die Mo Fo. Tommy is such a Mo Fo. I just can't believ how Mo Fo you are today.

by Mat July 7, 2004

skateboard

it's this awesome board with wheels connected to it... the best invention ever... if i didn't waste all my energy skating today i'd be out skating right now... fuck all those poseurs who think that skateboarding is easy or those dickheads that hate skating... you guys are teh suxx0r

skateboards are the coolest... i can almost hurricane (FS 180 fakie feeble) and tailslide

by mat July 2, 2004

muselman

A condemned prisoner of a Nazi death camp in World War II. Deemed unfit to work, women, young children, and old men were sent to be executed and burned. You didn't want to be a muselman.

The old man who broke his arm was selected by an SS doctor to be a muselman.

by mat November 3, 2004

heirloom vegetables

wanna be gang slang for my passed on valubles or money.

hey G when my pops croked he passed me his heirloom vegetables.

by Mat August 1, 2004

cock

penis over 7 inches in length and 3 inches around.

i said i need some cock not wennier.

by Mat July 30, 2004

capsworthy

Something so amazing it is worthy of being typed in capital letters.

HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY is so capsworthy!

by Mat April 24, 2005

nig nog

nig nog is a seasonal beverage that consists of 2 parts egg nog, and 3 parts schlitz malt liquor.

"damn nickel, your breath smell like nig nog!"

by mat November 14, 2004