Mat's definitions

cock

penis over 7 inches in length and 3 inches around.

i said i need some cock not wennier.

by Mat July 30, 2004

curvage

one whos penis curves when erect

i have bad curvage in my cock

by mat April 11, 2005

kroger

a forced labor camp in which poor people are forced to complete useless tasks at the beckoning of five bazillion bosses each having they're own stupid idosynchrocies.

"hey man wutz up? Jus goin to work. Where? Kro-er..hell."

by mat April 1, 2003

singlet

The (mostly) Australian term for wife beater as it is commonly reffered to in the USA. Basicly a cotton skin tight tank top for men, more commonly used as a form of under wear.

Bloody Hell I spilled the Bundi on me last good singlet!

by Mat July 1, 2004

los tres pantalones

hip-hoppin fresh mexican posse

:i wish i was a los tres pantalones

by mat April 22, 2005

spoony

A colorful species of waterfowl (duck) considered less desirable by hunters. Sometimes refered to as, "Portuguse broad billed flying technocolor rat".

Slow day at the blind so we shot a pair of spooneys then got drunk

by Mat May 13, 2005

Wurzels

The best song eva. As a Somerseter (south west england) I can boast about having the Wurzels. The Beatles of the South West.
Songs like; Combine Harvester, The Blackbird, Drink up thy Zider. See also: Wurzel

"I gotta brand new COmbine Harvester, and i'll give you the key..." --Combine Harvester

by mat October 11, 2004