Mat's definitions

Hamlegs

Female legs which resembles a smooth sasuage and/or leg of ham.

She has hamlegs

by Mat August 11, 2003

Wurzels

The best song eva. As a Somerseter (south west england) I can boast about having the Wurzels. The Beatles of the South West.
Songs like; Combine Harvester, The Blackbird, Drink up thy Zider. See also: Wurzel

"I gotta brand new COmbine Harvester, and i'll give you the key..." --Combine Harvester

by mat October 11, 2004

spoony

A colorful species of waterfowl (duck) considered less desirable by hunters. Sometimes refered to as, "Portuguse broad billed flying technocolor rat".

Slow day at the blind so we shot a pair of spooneys then got drunk

by Mat May 13, 2005

dixie ray

Big Slut, that goes to school in hartshorne oklahoma.

Dixie ray is a big bitch

by mat March 1, 2005

Mo Fo

Simple word to identify Tommy. A Tommy at work needs to be identified as a mo fo.

Die Mo Fo. Tommy is such a Mo Fo. I just can't believ how Mo Fo you are today.

by Mat July 7, 2004

muho

when i know katie thinks its real.

that muho good.

by mat May 2, 2004

pasty

A friggen retard. One who is most likely dumb, and scrawny.

Pasty. He is scrawny, and friggen retarded.

by Mat April 1, 2003