Mat's definitions

880991

This number when multiplied by the speed of sound, is the speed of light; aka mach 880991 (the speed of light).

When you see something it's not exactly how it looked when you saw it because the light has to travel to your eyes, and it does so at mach 880991, fast, but not instant.

by Mat May 30, 2005

spoony

A colorful species of waterfowl (duck) considered less desirable by hunters. Sometimes refered to as, "Portuguse broad billed flying technocolor rat".

Slow day at the blind so we shot a pair of spooneys then got drunk

by Mat May 13, 2005

Wurzels

The best song eva. As a Somerseter (south west england) I can boast about having the Wurzels. The Beatles of the South West.
Songs like; Combine Harvester, The Blackbird, Drink up thy Zider. See also: Wurzel

"I gotta brand new COmbine Harvester, and i'll give you the key..." --Combine Harvester

by mat October 11, 2004

capsworthy

Something so amazing it is worthy of being typed in capital letters.

HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY is so capsworthy!

by Mat April 24, 2005

nig nog

nig nog is a seasonal beverage that consists of 2 parts egg nog, and 3 parts schlitz malt liquor.

"damn nickel, your breath smell like nig nog!"

by mat November 14, 2004

Opinion

an opinion is like an arsehole. everyone has one and as much as you "proper" skaters or "proper" rockers like to thinkt otherwise everyone is entitled to get theres across. if someone wants claim they are something then let them. if someone wants to rip something off then let them. they'll realise eventually. if someone is new to the scene of what you do then help them not fucking criticise them because they do things that others do just because no one else will help them.

"I Think Therefore I Am" - Renê Dêscartes

by Mat April 22, 2004

curvage

one whos penis curves when erect

i have bad curvage in my cock

by mat April 11, 2005