Mat's definitions

hmr

Holy Macaroni Robin. It's going to replace omg.

HMR! Did you see that?

by Mat March 5, 2005

Wurzels

The best song eva. As a Somerseter (south west england) I can boast about having the Wurzels. The Beatles of the South West.
Songs like; Combine Harvester, The Blackbird, Drink up thy Zider. See also: Wurzel

"I gotta brand new COmbine Harvester, and i'll give you the key..." --Combine Harvester

by mat October 11, 2004

spoony

A colorful species of waterfowl (duck) considered less desirable by hunters. Sometimes refered to as, "Portuguse broad billed flying technocolor rat".

Slow day at the blind so we shot a pair of spooneys then got drunk

by Mat May 13, 2005

880991

This number when multiplied by the speed of sound, is the speed of light; aka mach 880991 (the speed of light).

When you see something it's not exactly how it looked when you saw it because the light has to travel to your eyes, and it does so at mach 880991, fast, but not instant.

by Mat May 30, 2005

heirloom vegetables

wanna be gang slang for my passed on valubles or money.

hey G when my pops croked he passed me his heirloom vegetables.

by Mat August 1, 2004

muselman

A condemned prisoner of a Nazi death camp in World War II. Deemed unfit to work, women, young children, and old men were sent to be executed and burned. You didn't want to be a muselman.

The old man who broke his arm was selected by an SS doctor to be a muselman.

by mat November 3, 2004

pasty

A friggen retard. One who is most likely dumb, and scrawny.

Pasty. He is scrawny, and friggen retarded.

by Mat April 1, 2003