Mat's definitions

hmr

Holy Macaroni Robin. It's going to replace omg.

HMR! Did you see that?

by Mat March 5, 2005

pasty

A friggen retard. One who is most likely dumb, and scrawny.

Pasty. He is scrawny, and friggen retarded.

by Mat April 1, 2003

curvage

one whos penis curves when erect

i have bad curvage in my cock

by mat April 11, 2005

bleng

An item of jewlry that is fake, for example not real gold or silver....

Or i could just be making the word up...

Hay, He aint got bling he got bleng!

by mat October 15, 2004

spoony

A colorful species of waterfowl (duck) considered less desirable by hunters. Sometimes refered to as, "Portuguse broad billed flying technocolor rat".

Slow day at the blind so we shot a pair of spooneys then got drunk

by Mat May 13, 2005

Wurzels

The best song eva. As a Somerseter (south west england) I can boast about having the Wurzels. The Beatles of the South West.
Songs like; Combine Harvester, The Blackbird, Drink up thy Zider. See also: Wurzel

"I gotta brand new COmbine Harvester, and i'll give you the key..." --Combine Harvester

by mat October 11, 2004

Trowned

When you get horribly owned three times in a certain amount of time.

"while playing cs Ryan got uber trowned, his scores was 1-67

by mat March 7, 2005