Mat's definitions

Opinion

an opinion is like an arsehole. everyone has one and as much as you "proper" skaters or "proper" rockers like to thinkt otherwise everyone is entitled to get theres across. if someone wants claim they are something then let them. if someone wants to rip something off then let them. they'll realise eventually. if someone is new to the scene of what you do then help them not fucking criticise them because they do things that others do just because no one else will help them.

"I Think Therefore I Am" - Renê Dêscartes

by Mat April 22, 2004

sadgasm

1: an ejaculation achived after meaningless sex lacking that feel good afterglow.

2: a sudden burst of depression.

3: a band from an epsoide of the simpsons.

4: achieving an orgasm while sad or depressed.

When i listen to to much pop music i have a sadgasm.

by Mat May 17, 2008

ultimaeo

A game where you choose which mum you would like to "do" out of the people you play against

remember when we played ultimaeo last night?! everyone picked your milf mum

by Mat October 20, 2004

bleng

An item of jewlry that is fake, for example not real gold or silver....

Or i could just be making the word up...

Hay, He aint got bling he got bleng!

by mat October 15, 2004

curvage

one whos penis curves when erect

i have bad curvage in my cock

by mat April 11, 2005

Wurzels

The best song eva. As a Somerseter (south west england) I can boast about having the Wurzels. The Beatles of the South West.
Songs like; Combine Harvester, The Blackbird, Drink up thy Zider. See also: Wurzel

"I gotta brand new COmbine Harvester, and i'll give you the key..." --Combine Harvester

by mat October 11, 2004

spoony

A colorful species of waterfowl (duck) considered less desirable by hunters. Sometimes refered to as, "Portuguse broad billed flying technocolor rat".

Slow day at the blind so we shot a pair of spooneys then got drunk

by Mat May 13, 2005