Martin's definitions

blbing

substitute for swearing?!?

im having a blbing horrible day!!!

by martin March 9, 2005

Osiris

Biggest n00b known to man

Osiris: I rawk!1
Some Dude: You n00b, I pwnd you yesterday
Osiris: True...

by Martin February 26, 2005

Sellablige

The process of taking stock to determine the current situation, the assessment enabling a decision to be made on the most suitable course of action to be taken.

John: "There's not much going on round here - fancy getting a couple o' three grams of coke in and going up town top rankin'?"

Paul: "Well I've blown a few quid on ale and the fruity already - I'll have a quick sellablige and let you know whether I'm up for it or not."

by Martin February 17, 2005

clevace

the clevace is the gap that runs from the small of your back around to your nuts/twat

i kicked him in the clevace

by Martin February 16, 2005

Filipino Time

Filipino Time, which means things get done whenever they get done. Official Timing of The Phillipines.

I set up a party for 6:00. This is interpretted as 7:00 filipino time.

In some cases, filipino hosts deliberately set the time an hour or so earlier, knowing that the guests will arrive an hour or so late. In this case, the poor americans are surprised to see that they're the first ones to arrive and the only ones there for the first hour or so.

by Martin February 10, 2005

anti-chav

One who opposes the chav culture and/or their ideals; often feel strongly about such matters.

Chav: "Ya mum! Bling bling"
Anti-chav : "What a dick."

by Martin February 9, 2005

Roody

Somebody who thinks that they are a "rood boi". Amost always total dicks.

Also know as/affiliated with: chav, townie, ned, scallie

"Roodys suck"

"I hate roodys"

"I is a rood boi"

by Martin February 9, 2005