ahoy hoy

Standard response to ahoy

Ahoy hoy

by Martin December 10, 2002

wankweed

a guy who acts soppy in the sack

god that guy i had last nigth was such a wankweed!

by Martin March 14, 2003

Pig in a blanket

1) A degoratory term used to describe an undercover cop
2) An uncircumsized(sp) penis
3) A delicious snack consisting of cocktail-weiners wrapped in some type of roll

1 - Damn David! That was close! You almost bought weed from that pig in a blanket. That woulda sucked!!!

2 - Look at that guy... he has a pig in a blanket... HAR HAR HAR!!!

3 - SAY BITCH, Go make me some mo' pig's in a blanket

by Martin March 16, 2005

banjo

traveling or "backpack" guitar

The boy thought he was playing a real guitar, but really it was only a banjo.. poor sad little boy.

by martin May 27, 2003

wanker

A complete tosser. Someone who makes
as little effort as they can possibly
get away with.

In British English that's what "wanker"
means - it does not literely mean
a masterbater (though doubt he is one).

Just as "he's a bugger" does not
literally mean he commits sodomy...

"He's just a wanker. I told him to clear
up and, two hours later, he was still
just sitting there reading the paper
and picking his nose"

by martin November 10, 2003

narh danz

A 'Rude Boy', Who insists on following the rest of the 'Narh Danz' crowd by wearing the same cloths and talking/walking in the same, rather stupid way in order to show strength.

I was Approached By a group of Narhs who stole my money
or
I was approached By a group of Narh Danz who stole my money

by Martin January 27, 2004

anti-chav

One who opposes the chav culture and/or their ideals; often feel strongly about such matters.

Chav: "Ya mum! Bling bling"
Anti-chav : "What a dick."

by Martin February 09, 2005