Martin's definitions

atomic

Used to expand a phrase, meaning a devastating experience of epic proportions from which nothing is salvageable.

1. What an atomic waste of time!
2. George just got an atomic wedgie.

by Martin December 15, 2003

Lennard Skinard

someone who listens to nardcore.

hey check out Lennard Skinard.

by martin December 17, 2003

Talib Kweli

A peot who refuses to rap about gangstars, ice, and their kicks. Thus, not recieving any love from mainstream (aka TRL teeny boopers, White America). If you want to hear stupid punchlines, used beats with weak lyrics, 16 bars about guns, bitches, bling, etc this is not your guy. If you want to hear what hip hop should be and never will be, you have to cop this mans work.

Nowadays rap artists coming halfhearted/
Commercial like pop or underground like black markets/
Where were you the day hip-hop died/
Is it too early to mourn, is it too late to ride?

TOO LATE! TOO LATE!

by Martin September 16, 2004

Everyone is Different

A phrase often used to prevent children from coming to grips with the harsh realities of the world.

Just remember, you are unique. JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

by Martin May 3, 2004

kafuffle

As used in "Little Britain" - when looking after a mad person and having to do what they want when they change their mind....

Paints whole bedroom red - then wants it blue after the last bit has been done - what a kafuffle

by Martin January 21, 2004

cockblock

One of those things they put in between each urinal in a lot of gents public toilets so there is no peeking.

Thank God there's a cockblock there, Steely was trying to look at my package.

by Martin September 24, 2003

Shakespeare

a twat who's only perpose on the earth was to anoy teenagers at school

Macbeth, Romeo and Julliet.

by Martin February 8, 2005