Martin's definitions

c00n

a term of abuse used by inadequate racist scum in a sick attempt to try and stop themselves from trying to deal with their own inadequacies

'i'd rather fuck my own mum than a coon'

by martin March 1, 2003

OBG

Oldie But Goodie, a term used to describe an ageing slapper who's still worth a donkey punch.

Matt: "Look at her, dirty old slag".
Mart: "Yeah, I'd still giver her one though, she's an OBG".

by Martin July 19, 2004

butterstick

A feat to be accomplished, a goal.

"Putt for the butterstick" i.e. Try to make the putt...

by Martin September 9, 2003

fokey mokey

originated in kent(England) in the Faversahm Herne Bay area. can also be shortened to 'Fo Mo'. Has two meanings one as a mild insult instead of Mo Fo and the latter, a version of the hokey kokey involving jazz hands and wiggling of hips.

jemma you fo mo!!!!
yo, fo mo!
i hate him he's such a fo mo,
lets do the fokey mokey you fo mo,

by Martin May 13, 2005

Womp

A derogatory word to indicate something is bad

"That womps"

by Martin March 22, 2004

banjo

traveling or "backpack" guitar

The boy thought he was playing a real guitar, but really it was only a banjo.. poor sad little boy.

by martin May 27, 2003

bonking

Having sex. It's a word that is widely acceptable in British society - not as rude as shag and *far* less rude than the offensive fuck.

The London Times recently wrote that President Bill Clinton "may forever be known as Bonking Bill."

by martin November 12, 2003