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Pahnoolied

"He just got fucking pahnoolied!"
by Martin August 15, 2004
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peng

'There's some PENG over there'
'Shes proper Peng!'
by Martin February 7, 2005
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Kippo

"Hello Kippo, Goos Boy"

"I'm taking the Kippo for a Walk"
by Martin February 27, 2004
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Womp

A derogatory word to indicate something is bad
"That womps"
by Martin March 22, 2004
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cock ranger

a combination of one part douchebag and two parts ass jockey. This lovely fellow however takes boths terms one step further and merging them. Not only does he love the mudslide he can ride from a man's asshole, he also feels it's his duty and thinks he's fucking Ranger Ride My Pie Hole You Douche. This man truly sucks and should be dicked repeatdly in the balls on sight.
"Yea alright COCKRANGER, i'm not the one hunting pie hole like it's buffalo and your an Indian, touch me again and I'll introduce you to a choke slam."
by Martin November 19, 2004
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banjo

The boy thought he was playing a real guitar, but really it was only a banjo.. poor sad little boy.
by martin May 27, 2003
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wanker

A complete tosser. Someone who makes
as little effort as they can possibly
get away with.

In British English that's what "wanker"
means - it does not literely mean
a masterbater (though doubt he is one).

Just as "he's a bugger" does not
literally mean he commits sodomy...
"He's just a wanker. I told him to clear
up and, two hours later, he was still
just sitting there reading the paper
and picking his nose"
by martin November 10, 2003
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