Shakespeare

a twat who's only perpose on the earth was to anoy teenagers at school

Macbeth, Romeo and Julliet.

by Martin February 8, 2005

kafuffle

As used in "Little Britain" - when looking after a mad person and having to do what they want when they change their mind....

Paints whole bedroom red - then wants it blue after the last bit has been done - what a kafuffle

by Martin January 21, 2004

bizzlesnatch

An expansion of the word "bizzsnatch", courtesy of Snoop D-O-double Gizzle

"No, you're a bizzlesnatch"

by Martin February 8, 2003

Alk

Compromising to such a degree that the other party get everything on their agenda.

Their negotiator alked so much that I thought I'd won the lotto.

by Martin October 8, 2003

slutzenberger

A rude sexually promiscuous young lady
A very very very filthy girl
Kathy Fear

That Kathy Fear is a real Slutzenberger
Check out that girl in the Santa costume - she's a real Slutzenberger!

by Martin December 11, 2004

lad

an australian teen who thinks they are gods gift women and men alike.Generally seen whereing a white polo hat yellow nautica shirt with blue strips with the collar popped up and a red nuatica t shirt with a collar popped. And yellow nuatica shorts. really the most popular people in boys high school for some reason.

people in high schools who think there cool.

by martin October 15, 2004

Cum of sum yun guy

the jism found on a chinese dinner when you weren't expecting anyone to wank on it.

Martin waS AT JIM MORGAN'S HOUSE WHEN HE ASKED ME TO EAT "CUM OF SUM GUY". i SAID NO YOU TIGHT GINGER TWAT.

by Martin December 11, 2004