Martin's definitions

wankweed

a guy who acts soppy in the sack

god that guy i had last nigth was such a wankweed!

by Martin March 14, 2003

c00n

a term of abuse used by inadequate racist scum in a sick attempt to try and stop themselves from trying to deal with their own inadequacies

'i'd rather fuck my own mum than a coon'

by martin March 1, 2003

bizzlesnatch

An expansion of the word "bizzsnatch", courtesy of Snoop D-O-double Gizzle

"No, you're a bizzlesnatch"

by Martin February 8, 2003

Chunt

A more polite version of the common word for flange and curtains. Can be expanded on in the usual ways.

She had a chunt like a clowns trouser pocket etc

by Martin December 10, 2002

ahoy hoy

Standard response to ahoy

Ahoy hoy

by Martin December 10, 2002

Howl

The Howl. a show of extreme happiness, a greeting, an expression done after a shot, something that is done numerous times when drunk.

You are to report to the Hall Director's office because of your violation of regularly posted quiet hours, more specifically you were found "Howling in the bathroom" after being told repeatedly to be quiet.

SEE: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooowwwwwwww SEE:
WWoo...

by Martin October 30, 2002