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Unwashed Computer Specialist's 

A group of computer science nerds that haven't seen a shower for three weeks and believe that their hair will eventually wash itself.
Oh look over there Karen, I have spotted some unwashed computer specialist's skulking in the dark damp corner of the library.

Computer Munchausen's 

A mental disorder in which a user deliberately causes damage or creates issues to their computer or peripherals in order to generate social interaction with another human. i.e. Help Desk or support personnel.
Dude, this is the fifth time this week Stacy's disconnected her monitor and opened a ticket, I think she has Computer Munchausen's.

Strong Bad's computer 

And now I'll show you how to make a wet computer out of Strong Bad's computer.

World's best computer 

One of the world's best computers
"I run a hewlett penis with an incel i7 running a chadeon r470 with 18gb RAM up m-i-a-s with milk ape cooling, its the World's best computer!"

There's a German in your computer 

When your PC crashes, and you don't know why.
Dave: Why the hell won't my PC load up?
Phil: There's a German in your computer, mate.

Computer Science 

Is the in depth studies of the math and algorithms that are commonly used in computer systems and Computer Science will:

A) ruin your GPA...
B) make you hate your computer...
C) make your eyes bleed from reading too much code...
D) make you hate math and all things related to it...
F) not teach you how to make cool video games...
G) not teach you how to make neat animations...
H) teach you equations that hurt your head...
I) make you want to become a more violent person...
J) will make you gain weight from lack of movement...
K) ruin any chance of a college social life...
L) may be a cause of long term depression...
M) may make you suicidal!
Josie: "What the hell happened to Alex? I haven't seem him in THREE years!"
Johnnie: "He's right over there!"
Josie: "That fat pale guy with glasses? JESUS! THAT'S TERRIBLE! What happened to him?"
Johnny: "Yeah... Remember freshman year he decided to study Computer Science"
Josie: "OMG I would want to die!"
Johnnie: "Yeah... I think he might want to as well!"