Martin's definitions

Hopey J

City of Hopewell Junction, New York. Not even a city...a town? Closer. Maybe a village, a hamlet, a one horse town. Maybe two horses in a stretch.

Not as cool as Po-town.

"Hey, what's that dot on the map?"
"Oh, that's Hopey J."
"....Oh."

by Martin December 30, 2004

Prattish

Of or Relating To Christopher Pratt.

Adjective used to describe an action which he would do.

Collecting those is so Chris Prattish
or
You eat so Prattish

by Martin June 8, 2004

Womp

A derogatory word to indicate something is bad

"That womps"

by Martin March 22, 2004

banjo

traveling or "backpack" guitar

The boy thought he was playing a real guitar, but really it was only a banjo.. poor sad little boy.

by martin May 27, 2003

innkue

To have great design skills with an acute imagination and awareness of the arts.

This looks and sounds very innkue.

by Martin September 7, 2004

wanker

A complete tosser. Someone who makes
as little effort as they can possibly
get away with.

In British English that's what "wanker"
means - it does not literely mean
a masterbater (though doubt he is one).

Just as "he's a bugger" does not
literally mean he commits sodomy...

"He's just a wanker. I told him to clear
up and, two hours later, he was still
just sitting there reading the paper
and picking his nose"

by martin November 10, 2003

council juice

Scottish slang term for any cheap alcoholic drink drunk by young neds and jakies. Most commonly refers to buckfast.

'I'm rattlin big chap had a heavy night on the council juice last night'

by martin October 16, 2004