Martin's definitions

dap

a fist-on-fist greeting, front-to-front as if each person is punching each other on the hand

He gave me a dap when we greeted

by martin April 3, 2005

anti-chav

One who opposes the chav culture and/or their ideals; often feel strongly about such matters.

Chav: "Ya mum! Bling bling"
Anti-chav : "What a dick."

by Martin February 9, 2005

Snorrulle

Swedish word for snot that's rolled or rolled in something; a roll of snot. Sometimes incorrectly written as two words, i.e. "snor rulle" - Swedish people don't know their grammar.

- Öj, vad är det du äter?
((What's that you're eating?))
- Det är min snorrulle.
((It's my roll of snot.))

by Martin October 5, 2004

clevace

the clevace is the gap that runs from the small of your back around to your nuts/twat

i kicked him in the clevace

by Martin February 16, 2005

narh danz

A 'Rude Boy', Who insists on following the rest of the 'Narh Danz' crowd by wearing the same cloths and talking/walking in the same, rather stupid way in order to show strength.

I was Approached By a group of Narhs who stole my money
or
I was approached By a group of Narh Danz who stole my money

by Martin January 27, 2004

dancing monkey

an albino man who is eating a banana

my dad is a dancing monkey

by Martin April 19, 2003

warburton's

Bread since 1876.
Warburton's is one of the UK's leading bread manufacturers. Making lines such as 'Danish', 'Seeded Batch' and 'Xtra Thick Sliced White Bread'

I love danish bread by Warby!

by Martin March 21, 2005