Martitude

A parody of creation loving bastards such as BooB's apparant pulling techniques and socialising

With my martitude i pulled 16 girls in 10 minutes last night.

You could all be a lot better if you had a little martitude

by martin March 23, 2003

banjo

traveling or "backpack" guitar

The boy thought he was playing a real guitar, but really it was only a banjo.. poor sad little boy.

by martin May 27, 2003

ersin

Ersin is the father of all Turks. He made the first Plane from the wet papers. And designed the operating system named kondor.

Ersin invented the modern flight theory.

by martin December 16, 2004

wanker

A complete tosser. Someone who makes
as little effort as they can possibly
get away with.

In British English that's what "wanker"
means - it does not literely mean
a masterbater (though doubt he is one).

Just as "he's a bugger" does not
literally mean he commits sodomy...

"He's just a wanker. I told him to clear
up and, two hours later, he was still
just sitting there reading the paper
and picking his nose"

by martin November 10, 2003

c00n

a term of abuse used by inadequate racist scum in a sick attempt to try and stop themselves from trying to deal with their own inadequacies

'i'd rather fuck my own mum than a coon'

by martin March 02, 2003

Spanky

Spanky is a man who posts on a wrestling message board, he is usually aboriginal and has a massive penis which resembles the statue of liberty...but bigger.

Spanky poked me in the eye

by Martin August 08, 2004

OBG

Oldie But Goodie, a term used to describe an ageing slapper who's still worth a donkey punch.

Matt: "Look at her, dirty old slag".
Mart: "Yeah, I'd still giver her one though, she's an OBG".

by Martin July 19, 2004