MIKE's definitions

Cross Country

Pimp ass Sport Whoosh

every things funner with a runner

i love the cross country ladies

by Mike October 28, 2004

omgwtfbbq

A phrase which makes no sense, whatsoever, and which should be used when you really have no clue what you are talking about, or even who's pants you are wearing.

"omgwtfbbq, that Ford Anglia is teh best car ever"

by Mike July 22, 2003

gyno row

Front row at a dirty strip club...inches from a mouthful of the clap.

Man, you should've seen the spray comming from gyno row last night...she must have been busy in the alley before she went on!

by Mike November 27, 2003

Geeb

Slimy, oily, messy "stuff". Like super thick, ten-year-old motor oil, or slime.

I found a hundred dollar bill in the trash but it was covered with geeb.

by Mike July 9, 2003

simply

adjective used to describe how brilliant the speaker thinks they are for using the word that comes right after "simply"

oh, that would be simply wonderful!
i'm simply brilliant.

by mike September 16, 2003

D-Block

The original gangsta. straight from the streets

by mike October 22, 2003

squicking

The practice one takes up when skullfucking becomes tedious. Skullfucking is the easiest of the two acts, as you only have to remove your partners eye to get somewhere to stick your thingy. A proper squicking requires you to trephine your partner (make a hole in your partners skull) and pork its brain this way. Aiming for the gap between the two hemispheres is said to provide you with firestorming orgasms.

Und tuh buscotini mosta umpotee cunder squicked mayee.

(And the {retarded babble} squicked me)

by Mike January 21, 2004