ballernous

Full of ball; A baller who likes to ball; One who is especially characterized as one who balls;

An MBP is ballernous.

by Matt April 16, 2003

mixed messages

A situation in which a person is receiving verbal or nonverbal cues that seem to contradict each other, from another person. Typical reactions to this behavior are confusion, anger, and a willingness to cease communication with the person.

A friend tells you he wants to remain "just friends," and then proceeds to call you every day, text message you twice a day, and express how much he misses you on a regular basis.

by Matt April 09, 2005

blow blow

a cute and innocent term used to request a blowjob from your girlfriend/wife.

Guy: Baaabby, can I have a blow blow?
Girl: Aw you're so cute. Of course you can!

by matt June 18, 2006

lool

Coined by Matt, in #stanton.. a famous derivation of 'lol'

<Socrates> I have sex with men for money.
<MichaelB> Redhat doesn't even release the source to their server!
<Matt> lool.

by Matt March 24, 2003

gibby

Slang for a Gibson guitar. Used by half-assed people and fake punk queers.

"He was hella jammin on that wicked '67 Gibby V!"

by Matt December 05, 2003

jib

jib mountain biking,originated from jib snowboarding,doing tricks on man made objects.

i jibbed this 3 foot ledge to 180 tail tap.
jibby
n.to jib

by matt December 13, 2003

Uncle Fester

When a male takes a diarrea in a girls mouth and then the grl gives him a blowjob

oh man do i love the uncle fester

by matt October 23, 2003