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Definitions by Ljones23

Stable Brothers 

Like Eskimo brothers but for guys who fuck the same horse girl
Matt and I both fucked the same horse girl, I guess that means we’re stable brothers now
Stable Brothers by Ljones23 November 17, 2019
A girl who buys a flannel, a cowboy hat and boots to go to a country concert for a band that she knows one song
That girl is a yee hoe, she bought those boots to go to a Zach Brown Band concert, only because she knows the song Chicken Fried
yee hoe by Ljones23 June 24, 2018
4 chan is a place for the minds of the greatest autists to sit down and do something with their time
4 chan by Ljones23 April 24, 2018
The proper grammar is not nutted but nat
Nat by Ljones23 November 27, 2017
Yesterday I yote my water bottle down the hallway
Yote by Ljones23 October 21, 2017

Reverse Jungle Fever 

The opposite of jungle fever. It's when a black girl Finds a strong sexual pull to a white guy(or girl) and ends up only sleeping with white people
Guy 1: Ever since she slept with that one white guy, she haven't even touched another black guy, it's like jungle fever, but reversed.

Guy2: so… Reverse Jungle Fever

Cold War 

When your food in the microwave sounds like world war 2 but comes out cold.

(not to be confused with the conflict between the USA and Russia during the years 1947-1991)
When I pulled my spaghetti out of the microwave to prevent an explosion I found out that it was just a Cold War
Cold War by Ljones23 April 19, 2017