by Ljones23 November 26, 2017
by Ljones23 November 18, 2019
Said to and 12 year olds, and middle schoolers in general that think they're the shit because their parents let them play COD and drink an un healthy amount of Mountain Dew
12 year old: " I banged your mom last night"
Me: "EMLN you little prick, your balls haven't even dropped yet
12 year old: " I banged your mom last night"
Me: "EMLN you little prick, your balls haven't even dropped yet
by Ljones23 January 13, 2017
When your food in the microwave sounds like world war 2 but comes out cold.
(not to be confused with the conflict between the USA and Russia during the years 1947-1991)
(not to be confused with the conflict between the USA and Russia during the years 1947-1991)
When I pulled my spaghetti out of the microwave to prevent an explosion I found out that it was just a Cold War
by Ljones23 April 20, 2017
by Ljones23 October 21, 2017
4 chan is a place for the minds of the greatest autists to sit down and do something with their time
by Ljones23 January 06, 2018
Guy 1:"can you grab me that paper up front?"
Guy2:"nah the tiger is out of it's cage I can't stand up until it's returned "
Guy2:"nah the tiger is out of it's cage I can't stand up until it's returned "
by Ljones23 January 20, 2017