cut to the chase

get to the point, get to the important stuff

Cut to the chase already. I have little time.

by Light Joker February 09, 2007

noob

1. a newbie, an inexperienced person

2. any disliked person

Those noobs are always coming to me with questions.

by Light Joker April 25, 2007

eat me

go away, get out (a reference to oral sex)

Eat me, you little shit.

by Light Joker May 08, 2007

roll out the red carpet

to give someone a ceremonious welcome

They were ready to roll out the red carpet when they heard that a celeb was in thier city until they realized he was not the real McCoy.

by Light Joker November 01, 2005

dixie

1. the southern United states

2. in the manner of the Southern United States

(such states are located south of the Mason-Dixon line)

The dixie has become a place for retirement.

by Light Joker June 15, 2007

tourist trap

an insignificant establihsment designed to attract visitors

That castle is nothing but a tourist trap.

by Light Joker August 09, 2005

Sexist

A person who believes thier gender is superior and says unair things about the other gender, or assumes that only one gender has a certain trait. Both woman and men can be sexist.

Kung-Fu Jesus seems to be a sexist. He has written definitions that sound rather sexist if you ask me.

by Light Joker July 05, 2004