Lex Sleuthor's definitions
A singing-talentless person who deliberately chooses songs at karaoke that are painful to listen to and who uses their power or authority to inflict their singing on others.
John: Man, President Watanabe's singing is terrible! Why does he always take us to karaoke? And he's the boss so I can never say no...
Yumiko: That guy is a pure karaoke sadist!
Yumiko: That guy is a pure karaoke sadist!
by Lex Sleuthor May 29, 2009
Get the karaoke sadistmug. Killing time by clicking through unknown friend's of your known friends on Facebook. Usually followed by five to ten minutes of friend surfing through complete strangers.
Damn, Toby knows some strange people. (click) This chick is hot, how did he meet her I wonder? (click) Look at this fucking hipster! Too bad Facebook blocks their info...
Friend surfing!!
Friend surfing!!
by Lex Sleuthor July 11, 2009
Get the Friend surfingmug. Glossy centerfolds of kittens and their ilk staring lovingly into the camera or doing something unabashedly cute. Usually adorns the wall of seniors or other lonely people.
by Lex Sleuthor August 12, 2009
Get the Kitty Pornmug. When PMS reaches a critical fission point resulting in a total emotional meltdown of the PMSer and a poisoning of their surroundings so bad that any cohabitators must immediately flee the scene.
Chris: Hey Tom, could you let me in to the office? I left my keycard home.
Tom: That's not like you. What happened?
Chris: Oh the wife went hormonal chernobyl this morning and I skedaddled without cellphone, card, and lunch.
Tom: That's tough man. Spot you for lunch?
Chris: Dude, much appreciated.
Tom: Bros before hos man.
Tom: That's not like you. What happened?
Chris: Oh the wife went hormonal chernobyl this morning and I skedaddled without cellphone, card, and lunch.
Tom: That's tough man. Spot you for lunch?
Chris: Dude, much appreciated.
Tom: Bros before hos man.
by Lex Sleuthor December 6, 2009
Get the Hormonal Chernobylmug. Generally, one of those foreigners in Japan who hates everything and everybody. Specifically, one of those foreign women in Japan who automatically hate foreign guys, especially if they are married to a Japanese person.
Dad: Why dont you go visit your cousin Wendy in Tokyo?
Tom: Dad, I'm in Osaka, that's pretty far. Also, I talked to her and although she's been here just a year, she knows everything and hates it all. On top of that, I told her about my wedding plans with Yumiko and Wendy called me a misogynistic pig. She's a real Ball of Hate.
Dad: Ball of Hate??
Tom: Go check Urban Dictionary...
Tom: Dad, I'm in Osaka, that's pretty far. Also, I talked to her and although she's been here just a year, she knows everything and hates it all. On top of that, I told her about my wedding plans with Yumiko and Wendy called me a misogynistic pig. She's a real Ball of Hate.
Dad: Ball of Hate??
Tom: Go check Urban Dictionary...
by Lex Sleuthor August 19, 2009
Get the Ball of Hatemug. n. A person who tries to hard to make friends and instead scares people off. Also, an annoying or socially clueless person desperately trying and failing to be liked.
Don''t invite Mary to the party! She's a real friend finder - I spent half the night trying to shake her at the last one.
by Lex Sleuthor July 11, 2009
Get the friend findermug. 1. n. Actors who drift from failed series to failed series playing the same type of character in the same genre their whole career.
2. n. Friends or neighbors who come over to mooch because they have no TV or satellite.
2. n. Friends or neighbors who come over to mooch because they have no TV or satellite.
1. "Hey, weren't the new guy and girl on Stargate on Farscape?"
"Yup, they're tv refugees. Like old Start Trek actors"
2. "Oh man, Barry just called and invited himself ver to watch the match."
"Freakin tv refugee!"
"Yup, they're tv refugees. Like old Start Trek actors"
2. "Oh man, Barry just called and invited himself ver to watch the match."
"Freakin tv refugee!"
by Lex Sleuthor April 10, 2010
Get the TV refugeesmug.