Lex Sleuthor's definitions
Generally, one of those foreigners in Japan who hates everything and everybody. Specifically, one of those foreign women in Japan who automatically hate foreign guys, especially if they are married to a Japanese person.
Dad: Why dont you go visit your cousin Wendy in Tokyo?
Tom: Dad, I'm in Osaka, that's pretty far. Also, I talked to her and although she's been here just a year, she knows everything and hates it all. On top of that, I told her about my wedding plans with Yumiko and Wendy called me a misogynistic pig. She's a real Ball of Hate.
Dad: Ball of Hate??
Tom: Go check Urban Dictionary...
Tom: Dad, I'm in Osaka, that's pretty far. Also, I talked to her and although she's been here just a year, she knows everything and hates it all. On top of that, I told her about my wedding plans with Yumiko and Wendy called me a misogynistic pig. She's a real Ball of Hate.
Dad: Ball of Hate??
Tom: Go check Urban Dictionary...
by Lex Sleuthor August 19, 2009
Get the Ball of Hatemug. Brad: Why didn't John get up to come fishing with us this morning?
Brenda: Dude said his stomach hurt, that maybe he had some bad tuna yesterday.
Brad: Sounds like a case of shamonella to me.
Brenda: Dude said his stomach hurt, that maybe he had some bad tuna yesterday.
Brad: Sounds like a case of shamonella to me.
by Lex Sleuthor May 29, 2009
Get the shamonellamug. A person too lazy to get off their ass and go see colleagues in the same office or building, who contacts them instead by cellphone.
At the watercooler....
Jon: Hey Sally, how's things?
Sally: Not bad. Got any weekend plans?
Jon: Well, I was thinking (phone vibrates) sorry, gotta check this. Hello? (looks around, sighs) I'll get one.
Sally: Who was that?
Jon: Bob. He wanted a cup of water.
Sally: But he is sitting right over there! What a cell potato...
Jon: What's a 'cell potato?'
Sally: Ever heard of Urban Dictionary?
Jon: Hey Sally, how's things?
Sally: Not bad. Got any weekend plans?
Jon: Well, I was thinking (phone vibrates) sorry, gotta check this. Hello? (looks around, sighs) I'll get one.
Sally: Who was that?
Jon: Bob. He wanted a cup of water.
Sally: But he is sitting right over there! What a cell potato...
Jon: What's a 'cell potato?'
Sally: Ever heard of Urban Dictionary?
by Lex Sleuthor April 26, 2010
Get the Cell potatomug. When PMS reaches a critical fission point resulting in a total emotional meltdown of the PMSer and a poisoning of their surroundings so bad that any cohabitators must immediately flee the scene.
Chris: Hey Tom, could you let me in to the office? I left my keycard home.
Tom: That's not like you. What happened?
Chris: Oh the wife went hormonal chernobyl this morning and I skedaddled without cellphone, card, and lunch.
Tom: That's tough man. Spot you for lunch?
Chris: Dude, much appreciated.
Tom: Bros before hos man.
Tom: That's not like you. What happened?
Chris: Oh the wife went hormonal chernobyl this morning and I skedaddled without cellphone, card, and lunch.
Tom: That's tough man. Spot you for lunch?
Chris: Dude, much appreciated.
Tom: Bros before hos man.
by Lex Sleuthor December 6, 2009
Get the Hormonal Chernobylmug. n. A person who tries to hard to make friends and instead scares people off. Also, an annoying or socially clueless person desperately trying and failing to be liked.
Don''t invite Mary to the party! She's a real friend finder - I spent half the night trying to shake her at the last one.
by Lex Sleuthor July 11, 2009
Get the friend findermug. Killing time by clicking through unknown friend's of your known friends on Facebook. Usually followed by five to ten minutes of friend surfing through complete strangers.
Damn, Toby knows some strange people. (click) This chick is hot, how did he meet her I wonder? (click) Look at this fucking hipster! Too bad Facebook blocks their info...
Friend surfing!!
Friend surfing!!
by Lex Sleuthor July 11, 2009
Get the Friend surfingmug. Joe: Ooh, check out that skank! Must be coming back from her nightjob at the blowjob bar.
Bill: Nah man, that scummy mummy is picking up her kids at the preschool. Guess she's passing on the trashon sense.
Bill: Nah man, that scummy mummy is picking up her kids at the preschool. Guess she's passing on the trashon sense.
by Lex Sleuthor April 23, 2009
Get the scummy mummymug.