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trashon sense

A skewed idea of fashion mostly seen in women where trashy or overly revealing clothes are considered chic.
Anne: How does this leopard skin shirt look on me? I cut it off below the boobs to show my belly. Pretty sexy with this jean skirt?

Lisa: Honey, you have some trashon sense.
by Lex Sleuthor April 23, 2009
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scummy mummy

Derivative of yummy mummy. A hot-looking mother who dresses overly sexy or downright trashy.
Joe: Ooh, check out that skank! Must be coming back from her nightjob at the blowjob bar.

Bill: Nah man, that scummy mummy is picking up her kids at the preschool. Guess she's passing on the trashon sense.
by Lex Sleuthor April 23, 2009
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friend finder

n. A person who tries to hard to make friends and instead scares people off. Also, an annoying or socially clueless person desperately trying and failing to be liked.
Don''t invite Mary to the party! She's a real friend finder - I spent half the night trying to shake her at the last one.
by Lex Sleuthor July 11, 2009
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Kitty Porn

Glossy centerfolds of kittens and their ilk staring lovingly into the camera or doing something unabashedly cute. Usually adorns the wall of seniors or other lonely people.
I got grandma another calender of cats for Christmas. She loves the kitty porn.
by Lex Sleuthor August 12, 2009
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Ball of Hate

Generally, one of those foreigners in Japan who hates everything and everybody. Specifically, one of those foreign women in Japan who automatically hate foreign guys, especially if they are married to a Japanese person.
Dad: Why dont you go visit your cousin Wendy in Tokyo?

Tom: Dad, I'm in Osaka, that's pretty far. Also, I talked to her and although she's been here just a year, she knows everything and hates it all. On top of that, I told her about my wedding plans with Yumiko and Wendy called me a misogynistic pig. She's a real Ball of Hate.

Dad: Ball of Hate??

Tom: Go check Urban Dictionary...
by Lex Sleuthor August 19, 2009
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shamonella

Pretending that you have food poisoning to get out of work or onerous duties.
Brad: Why didn't John get up to come fishing with us this morning?

Brenda: Dude said his stomach hurt, that maybe he had some bad tuna yesterday.

Brad: Sounds like a case of shamonella to me.
by Lex Sleuthor May 29, 2009
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TV refugees

1. n. Actors who drift from failed series to failed series playing the same type of character in the same genre their whole career.

2. n. Friends or neighbors who come over to mooch because they have no TV or satellite.
1. "Hey, weren't the new guy and girl on Stargate on Farscape?"
"Yup, they're tv refugees. Like old Start Trek actors"

2. "Oh man, Barry just called and invited himself ver to watch the match."
"Freakin tv refugee!"
by Lex Sleuthor April 10, 2010
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